Anybody read this??

[Memphis Slim]

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2006/12/08/feds_ill_man_wanted_to_be_terrorist/

 

[Mr Sparkle]

No, but I read the lord of the rings, it's nothing like the movies.
but it's cool anyway, there's more characters.
the only thing I think sucked was that Tolkien couldn't write good female characters, I tell you, he described furniture with more detail.
I'll bet you 50 bucks he was gay.

 

[Assassin]

haha tolkin was gay, i bet you R.L. Stine loved the ladies

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Man, what's with everyone trying to blow things up. Doesn't that just cause problems.

Can't they just give out candy canes instead. It works out for everyone that way.

 

[Assassin]

did u know tolkien was gay?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Tolkien's gay?


That isn't alot of use now though, being dead an all.

 

[Mee]

Corpses need lovin too.

 

[Avangarde]

Corpses need lovin too.

Necrophilia

 

[lars573]

No, but I read the lord of the rings, it's nothing like the movies.
but it's cool anyway, there's more characters.
the only thing I think sucked was that Tolkien couldn't write good female characters, I tell you, he described furniture with more detail.
I'll bet you 50 bucks he was gay.

I read that. I also read the original novel that Planet of the apes was based on. Where all the characters were French (being written by a French guy that makes sense). Where the guy Charlten Heston played was a French reporter. Who abadons all his scientist comrades to bang Nova and take the rocket ship home. Because they went crazy and though they were like the other Ape-world humans.

 

[Fledermaus]

They're not gay. They're hobbits.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I beg to differ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlSp6u3hsGk

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Necrophilia

Shouldn't that be HOMONECROPHILIA, just a thought?

 

[Fledermaus]

I beg to differ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlSp6u3hsGk

O.k. Gay hobbits. Have you ever seen the Harry Potter trailer that make it look like Harry and Ron have a thing going? It's just re-edited scenes from the Goblet of Fire. Something is on fire alright.

 

[Darthphere]

Tolkien was a gay christian, like the guy on the Real World who called the black guy a ******.

 

[Fledermaus]

gay Christian? Isn't that an oxymoron? like 'honest politician'?

 

[Darthphere]

gay Christian? Isn't that an oxymoron? like 'honest politician'?

It can happen.

 

[Fledermaus]

But Pat Roberson said the gays were evil.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Oxymorons are awesome.

like ea vegetarian meat eater.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Tolkien was married with kids and a staunch Catholic. I highly doubt he was gay.

 

[Fledermaus]

Tolkien was married with kids and a staunch Catholic. I highly doubt he was gay.

Are the Catholic priests who molested boys not gay, too?

 

[vibeke_T]

Tolkien was not gay, fool.

anyway, this muslim convert is a punk

 

[JewishHobbit]

Good point, but Tolkien wasn't sex deprived like the priests

 

[Fledermaus]

I actually don't think that Tolkien was gay, but I think the hobbits are at least a little bi-curious. In the movies anyway. I mean did you see the way they looked at each other? I've had some male friends that I probably would have took a bullet for, and I never looked at them like that. It's like Sam and Frodo were playing 'gay chicken' the whole trilogy.

 

[Assassin]

so can we all agree that R.L. Stine loved the ladies?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Tolkien was married with kids and a staunch Catholic. I highly doubt he was gay.