Teenager sets himself on fire while stealing gas

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  1. Morg

    Morg Super Moderator

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    He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire

    what a idiot
     
  2. C. Lee

    C. Lee I'm not old...I'm ancient

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    He wins the Darwin Award.
     
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    HAHA and he stole it from a fireman hahaha
     
  4. _JayR_

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    An idiot indeed.
     
  5. Morg

    Morg Super Moderator

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    I think you have to die to win it
     
  6. C. Lee

    C. Lee I'm not old...I'm ancient

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    He's on the waiting list then.:)
     
  7. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Actually, sadly enough, this isn't that uncommon.

    I guess his story could be included in "Jackass the Movie 2".
     
  8. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire The Iron Mod

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    What a moron :rolleyes:
     
  9. the_ultimate_evil

    the_ultimate_evil CURSE YOU GIN MONKEY.

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    how much do you want to bet his parents are brother and sister
     
  10. THWIP*

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    YEAH, THE IRONY IS TOO MUCH. :O
     
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    "He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire"

    *shakes head*
     
  12. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Why would it matter if your pants were wet? And for that matter im betting youd feel if your pant were wet.
     
  13. Man-Thing

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    This is actually George Bush's fault. If he would just make the country a communist nation and sell gas cheaper he wouldn't have had to steal it. This young man is a victim, and I'm calling Jessie Jackson to alert him of the situation.
     
  14. Neto Magnus

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    teenagers today. :rolleyes:
     
  15. black_dust

    black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    Least he dried out quick :)
     
  16. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Once again, Natural Selection does not finish what it should have.

    jag
     
  17. THWIP*

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    NO KIDDING. IT'S JUST LIKE WITH DRUNK DRIVERS; ALMOST INVARIABLY, THEY DON'T DIE IN ACCIDENTS THEY'VE CAUSED, BUT INNOCENT PEOPLE DO. IT'S A SCREWED UP WORLD. :down
     
  18. Assassin

    Assassin Detroit's Reckoning

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    damn is Equint that bad off?
     
  19. Sentinel X

    Sentinel X optical illusion

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    I dont see why everyone finds him 'stupid' :confused:....he was actually being smart by trying to save gas money.And if my pants were wet Id do the samething...hewas just trying to get his pants dry ....you guys act like youd never do that :rolleyes:
     
  20. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Perhaps you should try to get your gas exactly like this kid did. Exactly. :up:

    jag
     
  21. PWN3R

    PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    I doubt any human-language has a word for this kid...:(
     
  22. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    This kid should have his tubes tied immediately.
     
  23. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Around his neck. Tightly.

    jag
     
  24. Sarge 2.0

    Sarge 2.0 Fire Walk With Me

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    I still can't fathom how a human being competent enough to function would check how much gasoline was on his pants with a lighter. That's levels of ******ed that haven't been documented yet.
     
  25. KingOfDreams

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    And the Darwin Award goes to...
     

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