Teenager sets himself on fire while stealing gas

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  1. Morg

    Morg Grumpy mod

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    He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire

    what a idiot
     
    #1 Morg, Apr 13, 2006
  2. C. Lee

    C. Lee Superherohype Administrator

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    He wins the Darwin Award.
     
    #2 C. Lee, Apr 13, 2006
  3. deathshead2

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    HAHA and he stole it from a fireman hahaha
     
    #3 deathshead2, Apr 13, 2006
  4. _JayR_

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    An idiot indeed.
     
    #4 _JayR_, Apr 13, 2006
  5. Morg

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    I think you have to die to win it
     
    #5 Morg, Apr 13, 2006
  6. C. Lee

    C. Lee Superherohype Administrator

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    He's on the waiting list then.:)
     
    #6 C. Lee, Apr 13, 2006
  7. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    Actually, sadly enough, this isn't that uncommon.

    I guess his story could be included in "Jackass the Movie 2".
     
    #7 redmarvel, Apr 13, 2006
  8. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    What a moron :rolleyes:
     
    #8 Immortalfire, Apr 13, 2006
  9. the_ultimate_evil

    the_ultimate_evil CURSE YOU GIN MONKEY.

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    how much do you want to bet his parents are brother and sister
     
    #9 the_ultimate_evil, Apr 13, 2006
  10. THWIP*

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    YEAH, THE IRONY IS TOO MUCH. :O
     
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  11. huskerwebhead

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    "He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire"

    *shakes head*
     
    #11 huskerwebhead, Apr 13, 2006
  12. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Why would it matter if your pants were wet? And for that matter im betting youd feel if your pant were wet.
     
    #12 Darthphere, Apr 13, 2006
  13. Man-Thing

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    This is actually George Bush's fault. If he would just make the country a communist nation and sell gas cheaper he wouldn't have had to steal it. This young man is a victim, and I'm calling Jessie Jackson to alert him of the situation.
     
    #13 Man-Thing, Apr 13, 2006
  14. Neto Magnus

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    teenagers today. :rolleyes:
     
    #14 Neto Magnus, Apr 13, 2006
  15. black_dust

    black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    Least he dried out quick :)
     
    #15 black_dust, Apr 13, 2006
  16. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Once again, Natural Selection does not finish what it should have.

    jag
     
    #16 jaguarr, Apr 13, 2006
  17. THWIP*

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    NO KIDDING. IT'S JUST LIKE WITH DRUNK DRIVERS; ALMOST INVARIABLY, THEY DON'T DIE IN ACCIDENTS THEY'VE CAUSED, BUT INNOCENT PEOPLE DO. IT'S A SCREWED UP WORLD. :down
     
    #17 THWIP*, Apr 13, 2006
  18. Assassin

    Assassin Detroit's Reckoning

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    damn is Equint that bad off?
     
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  19. Sentinel X

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    I dont see why everyone finds him 'stupid' :confused:....he was actually being smart by trying to save gas money.And if my pants were wet Id do the samething...hewas just trying to get his pants dry ....you guys act like youd never do that :rolleyes:
     
    #19 Sentinel X, Apr 13, 2006
  20. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Perhaps you should try to get your gas exactly like this kid did. Exactly. :up:

    jag
     
    #20 jaguarr, Apr 13, 2006
  21. PWN3R

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    I doubt any human-language has a word for this kid...:(
     
    #21 PWN3R, Apr 13, 2006
  22. Darthphere

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    This kid should have his tubes tied immediately.
     
    #22 Darthphere, Apr 13, 2006
  23. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Around his neck. Tightly.

    jag
     
    #23 jaguarr, Apr 13, 2006
  24. Sarge 2.0

    Sarge 2.0 Fire Walk With Me

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    I still can't fathom how a human being competent enough to function would check how much gasoline was on his pants with a lighter. That's levels of ******ed that haven't been documented yet.
     
    #24 Sarge 2.0, Apr 13, 2006
  25. KingOfDreams

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    And the Darwin Award goes to...
     
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