Are the Two Witnesses already preaching?

[VanillaLando]

The Bible speaks of Two Witnesses being harbingers for the end times.

These two witnesses are said to prepare the world for approximately 3 1/2 years before the Beast rises and Christ returns. If 2012 is indeed 'the end of the world' that would mean these two should be rising any day now.

The two witnesses are said to be in the Middle East when the Beast rises and die in Jerusalem. With Bush threatening to launch an air strike on Iraq within two months it would not be inconceivable for heightened media exposure to begin. I have no doubt these two witnesses will be media members for how the bible has described them.

So who? Who are the two media figures who will be 'prophesizing' or 'broadcasting' from the middle east when the Anti Christ comes to power, the Beast rises, and Christ returns?

 

[jaguarr]

Can we get a single thread for all these biblical "end of times" threads, please?

jag

 

[Mee]

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart.

 

[turtlefocker]

I bet you 40 billion dollars the world will not end in 2012....

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Alright, let's just calm down here.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The Bible speaks of Two Witnesses being harbingers for the end times.

It also speaks of unicorns.
"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."
Isaiah 34:7

Could we be riding unicorns right now?

These two witnesses are said to prepare the world for approximately 3 1/2 years before the Beast rises and Christ returns. If 2012 is indeed 'the end of the world' that would mean these two should be rising any day now.

Er, dude...2012 comes from the completion of the baktun cycle on the Mayan calendar. It ends on December 21st.
The Bible says very clearly, that NO man will know the day or the hour that the Earth shall pass away. Also, Mayans were not Christians.
So, both the Mayans and the Christians can't be right, and we know that any prophecy made by Mayans would be deemed false by the God of the Bible, if he were real.

2012 has nothing to do with Biblical prophecy.

So who? Who are the two media figures who will be 'prophesizing' or 'broadcasting' from the middle east when the Anti Christ comes to power, the Beast rises, and Christ returns?

They are fictional characters from the ramblings of some mentally ill savages from ancient times who knew very little about anything.

We will know that I'm wrong, if we see two guys doing supernatural crap, who can't be killed, until, they're killed...and then, if they come back to life.
I would love to see that, but it's never going to happen, because the Bible is composed of ancient myths used to subjugate people through fear.

 

[The Senator]

Can we get a single thread for all these biblical "end of times" threads, please?

jag

Seconded. All these separate threads are really unnecessary.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Could flying horse scorpions with long hair already be stinging people right now?

 

[kainedamo]

It also speaks of unicorns.
"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."
Isaiah 34:7

Could we be riding unicorns right now?


Er, dude...2012 comes from the completion of the baktun cycle on the Mayan calendar. It ends on December 21st.
The Bible says very clearly, that NO man will know the day or the hour that the Earth shall pass away. Also, Mayans were not Christians.
So, both the Mayans and the Christians can't be right, and we know that any prophecy made by Mayans would be deemed false by the God of the Bible, if he were real.

2012 has nothing to do with Biblical prophecy.





They are fictional characters from the ramblings of some mentally ill savages from ancient times who knew very little about anything.

We will know that I'm wrong, if we see two guys doing supernatural crap, who can't be killed, until, they're killed...and then, if they come back to life.
I would love to see that, but it's never going to happen, because the Bible is composed of ancient myths used to subjugate people through fear.

Did you get the link I sent you?

 

[Mee]

Could flying horse scorpions with long hair already be stinging people right now?

Let's ask Stevie Wonder.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I'd respond with a detailed history of the end of the world, but since I'm lazy, I'll just refer you to this site

 

[jaguarr]

Could flying horse scorpions with long hair already be stinging people right now?

Well, not right NOW, but I have an appointment at 4pm. Great for the back!

jag

 

[VanillaLando]

We will know that I'm wrong, if we see two guys doing supernatural crap, who can't be killed, until, they're killed...and then, if they come back to life.

I would love to see that, but it's never going to happen, because the Bible is composed of ancient myths used to subjugate people through fear.

I don't think they have to do supernatural things. What we deem as normal would almost certainly be deemed as supernatural at the time this was written.

It says these two witnesses breathe words of fire and are able to change the weather on a whim. Given the time that has passed, it seems these two could possibley be the modern newscasters and weathermen of today. Surely someone from those ancient times would see a modern newscaster as doing such things.

 

[turtlefocker]

I'd respond with a detailed history of the end of the world, but since I'm lazy, I'll just refer you to this site

great... looks like we can look forward to this stuff throughout 2017, 2033, 2040 and so on and so on....

[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]4,500,000,000 AD is gonna be a big year for this stuff to... [/FONT]

 

[The Senator]

I don't think they have to do supernatural things. What we deem as normal would almost certainly be deemed as supernatural at the time this was written.

It says these two witnesses breathe words of fire and are able to change the weather on a whim. Given the time that has passed, it seems these two could possibley be the modern newscasters and weathermen of today. Surely someone from those ancient times would see a modern newscaster as doing such things.

I knew it. Contessa Brewer is the anti-Christ.

Case closed. Looks like we have 3.5 years left to live...

 

[JStorm]

Any Christian that speaks as if he or she knows the exact time and date of Christ return, or the rapture, or the raise of the Anti-Christ - in conjunction with Revelation and stating that he or she truly understands all of these cryptic scriptures needs to ask this one question: Is your God infinite or finite?

 

[VanillaLando]

I knew it. Contessa Brewer is the anti-Christ.

Case closed. Looks like we have 3.5 years left to live...

No.

Barrack Obama is the Anti Christ. The two witnesses are likely the media members. My guess is that whatever two media members rise significantly above the rest, if the U.S. goes ahead with the air strike, will be the witnesses.

It is said the Anti Christ is of middle eastern decent and will rise from the top global power of the time. Although Obama is not middle eastern; his skin tone, name(Barrack Husen Obama), and his ties to Muslim could have led the prognasticator to see him as muslim from a distance of 2500 years.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I don't think they have to do supernatural things. What we deem as normal would almost certainly be deemed as supernatural at the time this was written.

It says these two witnesses breathe words of fire and are able to change the weather on a whim. Given the time that has passed, it seems these two could possibley be the modern newscasters and weathermen of today. Surely someone from those ancient times would see a modern newscaster as doing such things.

Well, obviously being on TV would freak them out, but what part of reporting what's happened in the world around them would count as supernatural? How are newscasters breathing fire? Weathermen aren't changing the weather they're predicting what it will be and are often wrong, how is that changing the weather.

 

[jaguarr]

No.

Barrack Obama is the Anti Christ. The two witnesses are likely the media members. My guess is that whatever two media members rise significantly above the rest, if the U.S. goes ahead with the air strike, will be the
witnesses.

It is said the Anti Christ is of middle eastern decent and will rise from the
top global power of the time. Although Obama is not middle eastern; his skin tone, name(Barrack Husen Obama), and his ties to Muslim could have led the prognasticator to see him as muslim from a distance of 2500 years.

jag

 

[The Senator]

No.

Barrack Obama is the Anti Christ. The two witnesses are likely the media members. My guess is that whatever two media members rise significantly above the rest, if the U.S. goes ahead with the air strike, will be the
witnesses.

It is said the Anti Christ is of middle eastern decent and will rise from the
top global power of the time. Although Obama is not middle eastern; his skin tone, name(Barrack Husen Obama), and his ties to Muslim could have led the prognasticator to see him as muslim from a distance of 2500 years.

This is disgusting.

His ties to "muslim?" First of all, that's not the name of the faith. You've just proved yourself as an ignoramus.

Second, if the anti-Christ is supposed to be of Middle Eastern decent, then doesn't that mean he isn't the anti-Christ? Considering his father was from Africa and his mother was white?

Totally false. And ignorant. And simply-- pathetic.

 

[JStorm]

No.

Barrack Obama is the Anti Christ. The two witnesses are likely the media members. My guess is that whatever two media members rise significantly above the rest, if the U.S. goes ahead with the air strike, will be the
witnesses.

It is said the Anti Christ is of middle eastern decent and will rise from the
top global power of the time. Although Obama is not middle eastern; his skin tone, name(Barrack Husen Obama), and his ties to Muslim could have led the prognasticator to see him as muslim from a distance of 2500 years.

The only man who has the right to speak in absolutes is Christ.

Even in the midst of death Christ never spoke ill of his aggressors. You are sitting comfortably behind a keyboard making accusations about a man, in whom you do not personally know.

 

[jaguarr]

The only man who has the right to speak in absolutes is Christ.

Even in the midst of death Christ never spoke ill of his aggressors. You are sitting comfortably behind a keyboard making accusations about a man, in whom you do not personally know.

Not only does he not know Obama, he's just shown that he knows very, very little about the man from a factual standpoint. His statements about Obama are based on conspiracies, lies and half-truths at best.

jag

 

[VanillaLando]

This is disgusting.

His ties to "muslim?" First of all, that's not the name of the faith. You've just proved yourself as an ignoramus.

Second, if the anti-Christ is supposed to be of Middle Eastern decent, then doesn't that mean he isn't the anti-Christ? Considering his father was from Africa and his mother was white?

Totally false. And ignorant. And simply-- pathetic.

Whatever dude, I meant to outright say he was a muslim but changed my mind.

You obviously are close-minded. I clearly stated that Barrack Obama could have been mistaken for middle eastern from someone forseeing him from 2500 years away!

 

[VanillaLando]

Not only does he not know Obama, he's just shown that he knows very, very little about the man from a factual standpoint. His statements about Obama are based on conspiracies, lies and half-truths at best.

jag

Geeeeez, what's up with the Barrack lovefest?

 

[The Senator]

Aren't Christians not suppose to know who the anti-Christ is? Isn't it suppose to be some secret guy whom no one ever suspects of being the anti-Christ?



This is quite classic.

All this thread's missing is a copy of the email VanillaLando received from Bucktooth B. Redneck in Tupela, Mississippi and Moviefan to agree with him...