terry78
My name is Stefan, sweet thang
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Batman is a kid who lives in his parent's basement and pretends he's a bat.
Wolverine is the way too old guy who keeps trying to buy young teenage girls beer.
Cyclops is the weirdo who insists on wearing sunglasses everywhere he goes.
Spider-Man is the kid who gets one-itis after Mary Jane "friend zones" him.
Thing is Jewish.
Green Lantern is the wash-out who wants nothing more than for a green man to give him some ring so he can claim he's in fact brave and not a loser.
Tony Stark is the kid who never learned to share.
Mr. Fantastic is the science nerd who tries too hard with everyone and constantly f***s up.
Booster Gold is the guy who goes and hangs around his old high school trying to impress girls with how mature he is.
Basically, a good chunk of these characters just had **** fall into their lap. Sense of entitlement fantasy.


