Asian teen commits suicide because of his small penis

[Kritish]

My God!! Didn't dat kid know about pills and operations? I mean that's what most male pornstars do to get their size. You guys think they were all born with those tuna fish harpoons?

I, Bison, take these special pills as well. Only they are reverse enlargement pills . You see, wrather than making my penis bigger they make the universe smaller instead.

What do you know about male porn stars?

 

[Immortalfire]

I, Bison, take these special pills as well. Only they are reverse enlargement pills . You see, wrather than making my penis bigger they make the universe smaller instead.

Genius.

 

[E. Bison]

What do you know about male porn stars?

There better than me.

 

[Kritish]

There better than me.

Are you sure you don't have a seacret to tell all the hype members?

 

[E. Bison]

Are you sure you don't have a seacret to tell all the hype members?

I auditioned for Super Villain **** 4 and they told me that my pixels were to small.

 

[Kritish]

I auditioned for Super Villain **** 4 and they told me that my pixels were to small.

Dosn't it feel better to get that off your chest?

 

[E. Bison]

Dosn't it feel better to get that off your chest?

 

[Poeman]

lol damn bison your still here doing your antics on SHH

long time

 

[lazur]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/measureit.html

I bet he used this as a measuring tool. The thing makes mine look small to.

That chart shows 7.5 inches as "average" lol. Yeah, right.

 

[DV8]

nobody ever told him it's the motion in the ocean!!??

I bet his girlfriend feels terrible for not screaming loud enough now . . .

 

[DV8]

That chart shows 7.5 inches as "average" lol. Yeah, right.

yeah, I hope that chart isn't 'actual size', cuz I'd be in the 4-year-old category . . .

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

I can't help but laugh.

 

[FunBobPants]

that was teh freaky