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[JayCaz]

his beard, and the shrine he made out of dentures.



best sick (Shipman/Fred West/any) serial killer joke?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Fred West: "Look at the time, I'll murder those kids when they get in!"

I feel bad now

Should I go to confession or whatever it is those religious types do to feel better about themselves?

 

[JayCaz]

F**k it



best joke ever?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Boy: "Mum, all the kids at school pick on me, they keep calling me 'werewolf'"
Mum: "Ah, don't cry, come here and let yer mum comb yer face"

How rubbish is that joke?

 

[JayCaz]

Pretty bad!!




are you a fan of 'text jokes'?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

I'm not a fan of jokes full stop. Leave it to Billy Connolly or Ricky Gervais.

What do you think of the thread titled, 'My cousin just got out of prison: now he's gay'?

 

[JayCaz]

I think it's grammatically terrible, and probably a lie




You?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Don't understand the need to discuss family matters on a public forum

Did you know my lesbian mum's transvestite lover is up in court for a breach of the peace order?

 

[JayCaz]

Yeah it was in all the papers, pages 4 to 44.

Did you hear about Richard Madeley going mental in Morrison's and squirting Domestos all over the Fruit & Veg section?

He was up in court for a bleach of the peach.


not bad eh?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

That's not bad at all, I dislike Richard & Judy, so any negativity toward either of them is ace.

Did you know Richard Madeley got caught shoplifting wine from Sainsburys? (truth, no punch-line)

 

[JayCaz]

Yeah, the joke I told started life as a story of him getting revenge on Sainsbury's - but it was far too long-winded so I shortened it.



Did you know Mark Lawrenson got caught with a rent boy in his car?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Q & A in 1) Is he that football pundit?

 

[JayCaz]

yep, "hands accross the ocean" the police called it, which basically means the lad was in the passenger seat jerking him off while he was in the driver's seat. In the early 80's this was.



Scandalous, no?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

How the frig is he allowed on our TV screens?

Remember Gillian Taylforth getting caught sucking someone off in her car?

 

[JayCaz]

1) because it was kept very hush-hush, think he may have only been cautioned.

2) yeah I do, saucy so & so!!



Do you remember She-Devil? Was it really as scary as I remember?

 

[Nightmare]

With ROseanne? hahaha

Do you live with your parents?

 

[Darkfly]

Not in 3 months

Do you?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Nope. Wish I did though, great meals, cleaned cloths, zero cares.

Was Rod Hulls death comedic?

 

[JayCaz]

1) no, the original UK series

2) nope!


do you live with my parents?

 

[Darkfly]

Just that one night when your dad was out, ah good times

Did you enjoy living with your parents?

 

[JayCaz]

Was OK I guess




who/when/where was your first proper kiss?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

My dad last night

You?

 

[Nightmare]

in some chicks car

where did you lose your virginity?

 

[Eggyman]

On my penis


How old when you lost yours?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

where did you lose your virginity?

Inside a girls fanny hole

You?