Astronaut charged with kidnap attempt

[Duende Verde]

"... Thanks Oops! I Crapped My Pants!!!!"

 

[Ghostvirus]

maybe she went insane in space...i heard it happened

There was this one time. Back in '69 this group of astronauts went nuts, & thought they were landing on the moon. Turn out they were just in the Epcot ball. Poor bastards.

 

[Lord Doom]

There was this one time. Back in '69 this group of astronauts went nuts, & thought they were landing on the moon. Turn out they were just in the Epcot ball. Poor bastards.

Ouch.

 

[SoulManX]

U.S. astronaut released from jail


ORLANDO, Fla. - Until a few months ago, Lisa Nowak's life seemed to be on a perfect trajectory.
She became an astronaut after winning a series of Navy service awards. She had flown on the shuttle Discovery, and was a mother of three children. She said in a September interview with Ladies Home Journal that her husband, Richard, "works in Mission Control, so he's part of the whole space business, too. And supportive also."
But even before she was charged Tuesday with attempted first-degree murder, attempted kidnapping and three other crimes — all stemming from what police called a love triangle involving a fellow astronaut — there were signs that not everything was right in her life.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070207/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested

 

[Asteroid-Man]

thats just sad...

 

[Prognosticator]

How blatantly will Lifetime rip this off with a tv movie!?!

 

[jaguarr]

"... Thanks Oops! I Crapped My Pants!!!!"

LOL!

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

How blatantly will Lifetime rip this off with a tv movie!?!

What about the "straight from the headlines" Law and Order with guest star Anne Heche as the crazy astronaut?

 

[Angry Sentinel]

The first page made me laugh so hard, I wished I had one of those diapers

*subscribes*

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Actually the diapers part was pretty smart, using those she'll probably get off on an insanity plea.

 

[terry78]

Actually, I could see Anne Heche going that route. Both in life imitating art and on the screen.

 

[incubat]

What about the "straight from the headlines" Law and Order with guest star Anne Heche as the crazy astronaut?

that's actually very posible

 

[Blogholio]

Wonder what the tubing was going to be used for? It could have been used to syphon gas out of the supposed victim's car and used to torch her.Or strangulation she never used the BB-gun to make her think it was the real McCoy.Astronaut Depends used for a foiled and soiled mission.Probably used one of the garbage bags to put the scrubbed DEPENDS into.

 

[Duende Verde]

It's Diapertime!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4s52sVFj8R8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_GfwT6CtF4

 

[gap5ewl]

well that anna's dead, it looks like we wont be hearing too much about this case anymore

 

[Kritish]

What a crazy *****, she needs to go to jail.

 

[SoulManX]

well that anna's dead, it looks like we wont be hearing too much about this case anymore

Don't be so sure...

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Yeah, we haven't had the 'trial' yet. There's still plenty of life left in this one.

 

[Erzengel]

That's one less person to save us from the Asteroid.

Bruce Willis where are you?

 

[Memphis Slim]

To think she was on an actual mission in space! Geeez......what must the other crew members be thinking??

ASTRO-NUTS!

Nuts on a plane!!

 

[incubat]

To think she was on an actual mission in space! Geeez......what must the other crew members be thinking??

ASTRO-NUTS!

Nuts on a plane!!

lolt:

 

[CyberFaust]

*singing* space rockets in flight, afternoon delight....

 

[Prognosticator]

Is anyone else holding out on the idea that there might be an astronaut sex tap emerge before this whole thing's over?!

 

[Matt]

*singing* space rockets in flight, afternoon delight....

Sky rockets, not space rockets.

 

[Matt]

Is anyone else holding out on the idea that there might be an astronaut sex tap emerge before this whole thing's over?!

I'm not sure I'd want to see it.