Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth

[terry78]

What the hell, I've never heard of Mrs. Butterworth

I'm Canadian so I DRINK MAPLE SYRUP STRAIGHT FROM THE TREE

I hope the tree at least calls the next morning and invites you to brunch after that.

 

[Warhammer]

I use Carey's sugar free syrup, but out of them two, Aunt Jemima wins.

Mrs. Butterworth ain't s***.

 

[Star]

I hope the tree at least calls the next morning and invites you to brunch after that.

No, I'm easy

 

[Logan's Lady]

I don't care... whichever one is on sale

 

[Go Web Go!]

Jemima, no question.

She's married to Uncle Ben you know.

You know that Uncle Ben be tappin' them both. He doesn't care.

 

[kane9321]

Aunt Jemima no doubt

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I prefer the maple syrup imported from Canada. Y'know, the kind with the bottle shaped like a maple leaf? Blows those *****es out of the water.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

I grew up fairly close to Vermont... So anything but real Maple syrup is just not okay with me, haha.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I have to go with auntie j as stated in the polls

 

[E-Man]

I love both, but I gotta pick Mrs. Butterworth on this one. Mrs. Butterworth got back...

 

[Mister J]

God, I want to see this on Celebrity Deathmatch. Is it too late to bring that back?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

God, I want to see this on Celebrity Deathmatch. Is it too late to bring that back?

It's never too late for Celebrity Deathmatch. I miss that show... ;-;

 

[DBella]

Whichever is cheaper since I am living on a budget.

 

[Immortalfire]

God, I want to see this on Celebrity Deathmatch. Is it too late to bring that back?

This would be round one, round two is Mrs. Paul vs. Gorton

 

[The Guard]

Uncle Jemima and his Pure Mash Liquor beats them both. It has a 93 percent alchohol content.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, Tracey Morgan is an ass

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Tracey Morgan is awesome.

 

[Sawyer]

Tracy Morgan's the only good part about 30 Rock.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

...

 

[BillyZaned]

Mrs Butterworth is by far the best... not only is the jar, her hott hott body... but if you squeeze her just right, you can make her squirt...

 

[Sawyer]

...

No.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Mrs Butterworth is by far the best... not only is the jar, her hott hott body... but if you squeeze her just right, you can make her squirt...

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this, but I did.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

No.

Yes?

Tina Fey, Scott Adsit, Alec Baldwin? All awesome.

Also, the writing is spectacular.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

No, that means they're interchangable. Both means that I want Aunt J and Mrs. B to have lesbian sex on my waffles.

Sometimes you can be so random. But I :heart: you for it.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I love both, but I gotta pick Mrs. Butterworth on this one. Mrs. Butterworth got back...

Actually, Mrs. Butterworth got cankles.

Mrs Butterworth is by far the best... not only is the jar, her hott hott body... but if you squeeze her just right, you can make her squirt...

What the....

You know, most teenaged boys just use crisco or lotion to handle their business, but I see you were one of the more creative children we read about.