Awesome place to have super powers!

[psychocheeseman]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22478633-13762,00.html

<H1>Biker's penis hit by lightning

By staff writers
September 25, 2007 11:12am
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AN Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.
He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."
That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.

Maybe he'll get down stairs super powers!

 

[Tempest19]

Um, don't understand the relevance between idea of title and the article itself- but the article was WOW. Dude now that sucks BIG TIME. Dude, don't allow your name to be in print- a girl might find and then... man, that's horrible.

 

[Kritish]

***** man, able to get an erection at the speed of light and the power to ejaculate electricity.

 

[Abaddon]

damn

 

[Jack Rabbit]

"The Lightning Rod"

Bwa haha!

 

[TNC9852002]

That sounds like a very disturbing and morbidly painful super power.

-TNC

 

[Kritish]

Use your imagination.

 

[X]

I've heard about lightning striking too many penises over the course of my life for it to be a coincidence.

Hmmmm.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Wow...just...wow. That would suck biggie time.

& no that isn't a great place to have that kind of super power.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Ow....

 

[psychocheeseman]

Sorry i should have been clearer...Getting Struck by lightning wasn't meant to be his super power...but its one of those cliched ways of gaining a super power... like the Flash. except with penile powers....

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

"The Lightning Rod"

Bwa haha!

HAHAHAHA! No way! Jack Rabbit, you just killed me!!!!

 

[Reptile]

.......Owww.

 

[X-Ray]

Odd, I just read a story about some Croatian chick taking lighting through the ass

Link.

 

[Sam Fisher]

I guess next time he's in bed with his girl, they can do the electric slide.

 

[Reptile]

I guess next time he's in bed with his girl, they can do the electric slide.

Bwahahaha

 

[SLVRSR4]

Lightning must be conspiring against humans

 

[Corinthian™]

Odd, I just read a story about some Croatian chick taking lighting through the ass

Link.

Penis powers + Anus powers = BUTTSECKS OF DOOM

 

[AhabTheArab]

so many sweet pickup lines could be spawned for this guy....

 

[Leto Atrides]

I don't understand how it grounded itself through his penis, but his arms and chest were the only things burned. I'd think his penis would be horribly burnt, if not outright destroyed.

 

[Corinthian™]

I don't understand how it grounded itself through his penis, but his arms and chest were the only things burned. I'd think his penis would be horribly burnt, if not outright destroyed.

he was probably peeing... the only thing touching the ground was his penis.... via the urine.. so that gives you some ground... good thing he was peeing.. he would've die from the shock otherwise

 

[Leto Atrides]

he was probably peeing... the only thing touching the ground was his penis.... via the urine.. so that gives you some ground... good thing he was peeing.. he would've die from the shock otherwise

Urine isn't a cohesive stream though, it certainly could have arced down the series of bursts to the ground, but I would think damage would be done.

 

[Grim Goblin]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

 

[TEDDY]

Shazam!

 

[Mee]

I thought getting struck in my hands was painful...