Lightening Exits Woman's Bottom

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A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html
 
A unique power....shooting lightning out of your ass.
 
"I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.


I found this passage to be a lot more odd.
 
This whole thing is a sham. Where the hell is my photographic evidence!?:cmad:
 
Sandman138 said:
This whole thing is a sham. Where the hell is my photographic evidence!?:cmad:
You would want to see it:confused:
 
Lightening shooting out of a person's ass? Who wouldn't?:huh:
 
Yeah...that would probably become one of those famous internet pictures constantly posted on forums.
 
I don't quite understand how the lightning hit her in the first place......weird story.
 
William Wallace is that you?
 
AndThePickles said:
I don't quite understand how the lightning hit her in the first place......weird story.

Water conducts electricity and the lightning traveled through the water pipes.

She was simply in the wrong place in the wrong time.
 
War Lord said:
She was simply in the wrong place in the wrong time.
Well now she's semi-famous.
 
vibeke_T said:
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html
Wow. Wonder if she'll become some crazy superhero chick now. :eek:

JLA MEETING

Superman: Aquaman. Wonder Woman. Batman. Power Girl. Martian Manhunter. Green Lantern. I'd like you to meet our newest member, Lightning Lass.
Lightning Lass: Hello!
Power Girl: Wow. It's great to have another girl around, huh, Wonder Woman?
Wonder Woman: Yes. So how'd you become a superhero?
Lightning Lass: Well, it all happened when lightning started convulsing through my body and shot out of my ass. Ever since I've been Lightning Lass.
Batman: Don't you mean Lightning Ass?
Power Girl: What'd you say?
Batman: I am the knight! -runs off-
 
are you sure this isn't a leaked spoiler ep for this season's smallville?
 
November Rain said:
are you sure this isn't a leaked spoiler ep for this season's smallville?

Her character's name should be the Blue angel.
 
Colossal Spoons said:
Yeah, does nobody make a hand-cup and bring the wate to their mouths anymore? :confused:
Savages.
 

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