Lightening Exits Woman's Bottom

[Colossal Spoons]

They are, I can't even arch my neck the way you'd have to in order to drink water out of the tap.

 

[Duende Verde]

Why did she eat skin care products?

 

[November Rain]

Her character's name should be the Blue angel.

that or tazer ass...

 

[DOG LIPS]

Shocking.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, does nobody make a hand-cup and bring the water to their mouths anymore?

Thats what im saying.

 

[Darthphere]

Shocking.

 

[Dangerous]

Man that is insane.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html

lmao

 

[Darthphere]

I once had a severe burning in my anus, a cream cleared that up.

 

[AndThePickles]

I once had a severe burning in my anus, a cream cleared that up.

 

[kane9321]

wow

 

[War Lord]

I once had a severe burning in my anus, a cream cleared that up.

You shouldn't be using gerbils.

 

[AnimeJune]

Yes, well lightning is one of the least-understood and most unpredictable natural phenomena. I had to read a novel about a group of people struck by lightning, and the effects are so extremely, fantastically varied (one guy, after being struck, woke up completely nekkid!).

Lightning can come into houses, over phone lines, it can come down chimneys as ball lightning. It can set people on fire, it can go through them without a scratch, it can drastically raise their body temperature, affect their colour perception - or it can do nothing. I heard about this dude struck seven times with no effect at all.

Lightning's f'n cool, man.

 

[Lurk]

Yeah, does nobody make a hand-cup and bring the water to their mouths anymore?

Why would you bother getting your hands wet and toothpaste goo on them when you can just rinse it right off your lips and out of your mouth? Besides, sometimes I brush after I'm already dressed and I wouldn't want water dribbling down my front.

They are, I can't even arch my neck the way you'd have to in order to drink water out of the tap.

Maybe they make faucets differently in Jersey. It's not the challenge you make it out to be!

 

[raybia]

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html

Why its Greased Lightning!

 

[Knives122]

Wow. Wonder if she'll become some crazy superhero chick now.

JLA MEETING

Superman: Aquaman. Wonder Woman. Batman. Power Girl. Martian Manhunter. Green Lantern. I'd like you to meet our newest member, Lightning Lass.
Lightning Lass: Hello!
Power Girl: Wow. It's great to have another girl around, huh, Wonder Woman?
Wonder Woman: Yes. So how'd you become a superhero?
Lightning Lass: Well, it all happened when lightning started convulsing through my body and shot out of my ass. Ever since I've been Lightning Lass.
Batman: Don't you mean Lightning Ass?
Power Girl: What'd you say?
Batman: I am the knight! -runs off-

Batman isn't always like that; he's usually saying "I'm Batman" anyway.

 

[Danalys]

so you should always remember to not touch a wet shower curtain with your ass while bending over in a lighting storm. this is a case of small bathrooms or large asses.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Shocking.

 

[Boom]

Shocking.

Please stop. You're killing us .

 

[Caliber]

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html

This is both funny and disturbing.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Please stop. You're killing us .

 

[DOG LIPS]

I gets no re-speck.

 

[Boom]

I love this smiley.

 

[Duende Verde]

 

[DOG LIPS]