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Batman Elimination Game:
Worst Movie Moment/Sequence (BATMAN & ROBIN)
Worst Movie Moment/Sequence (BATMAN & ROBIN)
HEAR YE!, HEAR YE!
WHEREAS, on this day, the 20th of June in the year of Bob Kane and Bill Finger, marks the 10th anniversary of the cinematic release of the abysmal motion picture, Batman & Robin (aka Abomination '97), it has been determined that said movie be once again, held up to ridicule.
WHEREAS, the thoroughly disdainful features of Abomination '97 seemed to have, at one point, brought about the death of the franchise, the particularly ridiculous elements involved therein lend themselves to be viewed with unending contempt and mockery.
WHEREAS, it stands as a resultant that the aforementioned elements be matched up in an effort to determine which was the most unappealing and brought forth the strongest urge to bludgeon yon Schumacher with varied blunt instruments. Such determination will be counseled in the current.
In short, vote for what sucked the hardest. I mean, Heavy Duty Hoover Vacuum-style sucking. Let her rip. Ten years after seeing this crap, I didn't expect to be in the midst of a nice, shiny and new Batman franchise. I'm giddy. Along the way, feel free to contribute your personal memories of Batman & Robin; where you were, what you felt, how you fought to keep down your lunch, etc. It's therapy, people. If you feel something ridiculous escaped inclusion here, mention it. Spare no one!
Damn. Imagine if the Hype was around then.
Basic Rules: You subtract one point from a moment you don't find utterly horrible and add a point onto another moment that you find to be most representative of the sheer putrid nature of the film, until (much like the number of hours within the studio would be surrounded by torch-carrying, unruly fanboys if WB announced Schumacher was heading another Bat-flick) there is only one. You can only post once in 60 minutes, meaning every 60 minutes you can vote to give everyone a chance.
This round was suggested by Reuben Kulakofsky.
Depending on which account you choose to believe, Mr. Kulakofsky's efforts are attributed to creating the aptly-named, Reuben sandwich. A personal favorite of mine, this amalgamation of corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and Russian dressing, served on rye has set many a set of taste buds alive with flavor. Sometimes, I prefer pastrami over corned beef. Tasty.
Guys, please be careful with your posts. These games are subject to getting off track with missed tallies due to simple error. After your post, please check that it accurately reflects what you wanted and that no other post came through before you were able to submit yours. Also, if you see an error has been made, feel free to call attention to it or correct it yourself with another post. Thanx.
Vengeance! Take It! It's Yours!
Opening Sequence Ass and Crotch Closeups/Not So Witty Batcave Banter
Batman's Lifeless and Deadpanned "Hi Freeze. I'm Batman."
Robin Crashes Through the Museum Wall and Leaves Behind a Robin Symbol-Shaped Hole
Appearance of 'the Hockey Team From Hell'/Bat-Ice Skating
Sky Surfing From Freeze's Capsule/Pursuing a Flying Mr. Freeze
Birth of Bane (w/ Inflate-o Muscles)
Freeze Imploring His Lackeys to Recite 'I'm Mr. White Christmas'
Batman's Revelation of His Goth Card
Freeze Panics the Costume Ball Crowd (Chill ...Chill ...Chill)
Arkham Asylum's Criminal Property Locker, Complete with Shopping Cart
Robin's Hissyfit Over Batman Interrupting His Near Kiss with Poison Ivy
Formation of Ivy's & Freeze's Plan/Ivy Totally Rips Off the Plant From Little Shop of Horrors
Commission Gordon's Lecherous Begging to 'Tend Ivy's Garden'
The Max Headroom-style Alfred Algorithm in the Batcave
Batman's Cheesy End Speech to Mr. Freeze
