Beach Patrol Runs Over and Kills Sun Bather

[The Incredible Hulk]

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?cat=DOMESTIC&fn=/2006/06/12/411969.html&cvqh=itn_sunbather

OXNARD, Calif. - Two police officers patrolling the beach in an SUV ran over and killed a sunbather Monday, authorities said.
The officers did not immediately realize they ran over the woman and continued driving, police Cmdr. Tom Chronister said in a statement.
The officers, who were not immediately identified, had stopped on a small berm of sand to watch a swimmer whom they believed to be in distress. When they saw the swimmer was fine, they drove over the berm and apparently over the woman's head, authorities said.
A witness called the Oxnard Fire Department to report the woman was bleeding on the beach just south of the Embassy Suites Mandalay Beach Resort. The woman appeared to be in her 30s and carried no identification, said Ventura County senior deputy medical examiner Mike Feiler.
Authorities believe the woman may have been a hotel guest since her towel belonged to the Embassy Suites.
An autopsy was scheduled for Tuesday. The officers have been placed on paid leave pending an investigation

 

[ampersand]

Yikes.

 

[Darthphere]

Thats probably leaving a mark.

 

[ampersand]

atleast one of those cops will kill themeselves.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

What would Hasselhoff say?

 

[DOG LIPS]

What would Hasselhoff say?

He'd probably say:


Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight..

Don't you worry!
It's gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.

In us we all have the power
But sometimes its so hard to see
And instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me..

Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.

(Instrumental)

Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight!

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.

Forever and always
I'm always here.

 

[Immortalfire]

Baywatch had a rockin' theme song.

Sad/weird story, btw

 

[Bat Attack]

I wonder if that hurt?

 

[Darthphere]

I wonder if that hurt?

Nah, it feels good, wanna try it?

 

[War Lord]

Bump!

And I mean that literally.

 

[Nathan]

Well.... ouch.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I think the cops were framed. It was those damn sharks again.

 

[Bat Attack]

Nah, it feels good, wanna try it?

Um, I'd rather not, lol.

 

[PhotoJones]

only a cop could kill someone and then be placed on paid leave.

 

[Bat Attack]

Whats a "Berm"?

 

[jaguarr]

Bad boys, bad boys...whatchagonndooooo? Way to go, Ponch & John!

jag

 

[Bat Attack]

"Honey, can you get the sunblo-"
*SQUASH!*
"OH MY GOD! WINONA!"

 

[NDX]

What the hell is the autopsy for?

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

maybe someone set up the cops. they killed her, then put her in her bathing suit on the beach to make it look like the cops killed her? maybe it was that guy who strangled that girl with her bikini top last week?

 

[DOG LIPS]

What the hell is the autopsy for?

To find out what killed her.

 

[Strange]

To find out what killed her.

Like the tire tracks across her face are not a dead give away.

 

[Darthphere]

Like the tire tracks across her face are not a dead give away.

ZING!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yikes.

concurment

 

[ScottyBBadd]

only a cop could kill someone and then be placed on paid leave.

Ya think.

 

[Nathan]

Like the tire tracks across her face are not a dead give away.

I feel bad for laughing about this.