Bear Drinks 36 Beers and Passes Out

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BAKER LAKE, Wash. - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.



The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.


"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.


Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.


"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."


A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.


Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.


"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
 
It would've been more interesting had the headline read ''Beer Drinks Bear.'' :o
 
Originally posted by Assassin32
Coolest. Bear. EVER!!!

That trampoline bear was pretty cool too.
 
Passed out by THIRTY-SEVEN?! Damn, that's one p****y of a bear! :o I once had 52 Jack Danials and I was still standing! :D
 
Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
Passed out by THIRTY-SEVEN?! Damn, that's one p****y of a bear! :o I once had 52 Jack Danials and I was still standing! :D

Yes, but 37 is good for his first outing!
 
"heeeeeyyyyy boo boo! Wassssssssss uuuuuuuuupppppppp!"
 
Originally posted by Constantine J.
it must be related to the "Bear who drive car" (how can that be?).

smbear.jpg
 
Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
Passed out by THIRTY-SEVEN?! Damn, that's one p****y of a bear! :o I once had 52 Jack Danials and I was still standing! :D

Is that mL?
 
Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
Passed out by THIRTY-SEVEN?! Damn, that's one p****y of a bear! :o I once had 52 Jack Danials and I was still standing! :D
Jack Daniels? 52? Alcohol Poisoning. Fibbibg fruit fcuker.
 
Originally posted by Shyair~108
Jack Daniels? 52? Alcohol Poisoning. Fibbibg fruit fcuker.

Is that 52 shots or what? Unless he weighs 1000 lbs, that's probably impossible.
 
Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
Is that 52 shots or what? Unless he weighs 1000 lbs, that's probably impossible.
Exactly. Thats like Gulping down 10 Glasses of 151.

oh and DON'T TOUCH 151!!!! EVER!
 
*insert "Bear banging a fat chick" joke here*
 
Originally posted by Shyair~108
Exactly. Thats like Gulping down 10 Glasses of 151.

oh and DON'T TOUCH 151!!!! EVER!

Or 52 strong beers. That's like...208 dollars? Who would do that on a regular basis? Maybe he meant 5.2 :o
 

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