Bears eat monkey at Zoo in front of visitors!

[Flexo]

The bear uprising has commenced!

Come my bear brothers, we have much to eat!

 

[War Lord]

You know what goes well with Monkey Chow?


E-Bison.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Flexo, 10/10 on the avatar dude

 

[R_9]

didn't they see it coming? They are bears... they kill to eat...

 

[Abaddon]

Flexo, 10/10 on the avatar dude

someone's into role-playing.

 

[Demon Within]

I say take this bear and fight him against that Lion that killed or hurt 42 men and see who wins.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

What idiot thought putting Bears and Monkeys in the same exhibit was kosher!? In most of the zoos I've visited the Monkey exhibit and the Bear exhibits were in different sections of the zoo. Morons!

 

[logansoldcigar]

This was a Dutch Zoo.

Everyone is a little more tolerant in holland, including the animals.

personally, i think the bear was security for a monkey prostitute (they dont have pimps in holland, all neat and licensed). the dead monkey refused to pay, so was taken out back and given a proper kicking.

Either that, or bought some really nice skunk and blazed it up.

the bear just happened to be the skunk's best mate

 

[Erzengel]

Oooh I can't wait to eat that monkey.

 

[ToddIsDead]

Stephen Colbert was right: We all gonna die.

That's exactly what I thought when I read this.

 

[Flexo]

Flexo, 10/10 on the avatar dude

I have discovered that the only people that do not enjoy the Princess Bride are the people that have yet to see it, or Hitler.

 

[ToddIsDead]

The Princess Bride is a true classic in every sense of the word.

 

[Mic]

-10 points for not knowing it was a Beastie Boys reference.

jag

Beastie Boys suck ass though.

 

[jaguarr]

Beastie Boys suck ass though.

You were handing out points for (incorrectly identified) "Monkey Island" references a page ago, so your credibility standing on this issue is sort of low.

jag

 

[Mic]

You were handing out points for (incorrectly identified) "Monkey Island" references a page ago, so your credibility standing on this issue is sort of low.

jag

That doesnt stop them sucking.

 

[Duende Verde]

That doesnt stop them sucking.

is that a monkey island reference too?

 

[jaguarr]

is that a monkey island reference too?

ZING! Hehe!

jag

 

[TEDDY]

THAT GODDAMNED 'TEDDY' HAD A HAND IN THIS........I JUST KNOW IT.

Liar! You're just mad cause that monkey had it coming!!!

 

[Maxwell Smart]

TEDDY! How could you!??

Stephen Colbert is right about you.

 

[TEDDY]

This comes as no surprise, despite what the "bear huggers" would have you believe, bears are godless machines who must destroyed.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

No explanation, huh?

 

[jaguarr]

No explanation, huh?

He's a godless killing machine. He doesn't need explanations.

jag

 

[TEDDY]

He's a godless killing machine. He doesn't need explanations.

jag

No explanation needed. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!!

NOTHING!!!

 

[DV8]

goddam wild animals being . . . . wild animals . . . who the hell do they think they are!!??

 

[Maxwell Smart]

"im innocent I tell ya!"