Bond Girls you Would/Wouldnt Sleep with....

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the title speaks for itself....
 
What about this.... "What Bond Girls Would You Sleep With If You Knew Bond Had Already Slept With Her?"

It raises an interesting point. You're basically the relief pitcher in the bottom of the 9th, the opening act for The Rolling Stones, the old janitor in the rundown school, the last good coffee maker in a town full of Starbucks! You have a tough act to follow...

I'd probably hit up Traci 'cause Lazenby didn't look like he could measure up, if you know what I mean *wink wink* But Connery or Brosnan, I'd stay away from their women...And yes, I do think of these things, but only occasionally
 
id stay away from MayDay, the girl in Spy Who Loved Me and the girl from For Your Eyes Only. is it true shes really a man?
 
I'd take Mayday, Octopussy, or Rosa Klebb...

I'd stay away from Stacey Sutton, Mary Goodnight, and Irma Blunt...
 
Rosa Klebb and Irma Bunt aren't exactly Bondgirls, they are women in a Bond movie, but not Bondgirls.
 
Everyman said:
Rosa Klebb and Irma Bunt aren't exactly Bondgirls, they are women in a Bond movie, but not Bondgirls.

I know...but still pretty attractive on Rosa Klebb's part...
 
I'm pretty sure Bond only slept with MayDay because he was forced into hiding in her bed or else getting busted. He took one for the team. ;)

If the mission required it, I'm betting Bond would sleep with a dude.
 
Mayday was definitely his worst conquest. Good god, she had more muscles than he did.

90% of the Bond girls are all hot/attractive. Mayday would be the only one I would not touch. But then she wasn't really a Bond girl, but more of a villainess.
 
Doc Ock said:
Mayday was definitely his worst conquest. Good god, she had more muscles than he did.

90% of the Bond girls are all hot/attractive. Mayday would be the only one I would not touch. But then she wasn't really a Bond girl, but more of a villainess.

Hey, people tend to call Xenia Onatopp a Bond girl, and she's obviously a villian too, so hey... what are the stipulations in the end?
 
That's true. And he didn't even sleep with Xenia. Or Plenty O'Toole, and she's classed as a Bond girl too.

The corniest of the Bond girls has to be Rosie Carver in Live and let die. Wow, the lady that played her was a BAD actress.
 
Doc Ock said:
The corniest of the Bond girls has to be Rosie Carver in Live and let die. Wow, the lady that played her was a BAD actress.
She's still a good head-and-shoulders above Jinx or Christmas Jones.
 
Come to think of it, Rosie Carver is another one I wouldn't be interested in... unless she changed her hair.

Hair's a big thing with me, and that woman-fro is just ridiculous and ugly. Fneh.

Fiona Volpe also gets a pass for the same reason - stupid, ugly-lookin' hair.

Same rule goes for that chick in OHMSS who was stying at Blofeld's compound and was allergic to chickens.
 
i also always had a problem with Diana Rigg's sideburns when she played Tracy in OHMSS... major turn-off...
 
Most Bond women are very attrative, the real Bond girls I'm not talking Judi Dench here. But there are a few eceptions, the most ovbvious being the aforementioned Mayday. But when 007 is what 60? I guess he took what he could get then.
 
I'm a girl so please just this one take in count my vote for Brosnan, he is so damn sexy.
 
Clouseau said:
i also always had a problem with Diana Rigg's sideburns when she played Tracy in OHMSS... major turn-off...

She was much more attractive in the Avengers, imo....
 
Bishop2 said:
Come to think of it, Rosie Carver is another one I wouldn't be interested in... unless she changed her hair.

Hair's a big thing with me, and that woman-fro is just ridiculous and ugly. Fneh.

Fiona Volpe also gets a pass for the same reason - stupid, ugly-lookin' hair.

Same rule goes for that chick in OHMSS who was stying at Blofeld's compound and was allergic to chickens.


I agree. Hairs a big thing for me when it comes to women....
 
ive gota say-sleep with domino anya dr warmflash wai lin holly miss honey taitian jill materson ***** fiona volpe rowwwwr! kissy tracy tiffany plnty o toole solatair octopussy magda pam xenia natlya electra king and christmas
 
FelixLeiter said:
I'd have to pass on May Day and Octopussy for sure.

Whats wrong with May Day and Octopussy!?
 
I'd Sleep with all the Women in Casino Royale, Electra King, Dr Christmas Jones, Triple X, Domino Derval and Caroline Munro. :woot: :woot: :woot:
 

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