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so has anyone heard any news on this? they said the event was supposed to happen today (monday) right?
So...
we're all agreed...
In the next 10 years, we'll have a Jesus clone.
Maybe... some sort of Jesus Park, with all these Jesus clones wondering about the place.

I've counted about 7 contemporaries of Julius Caesar, the more well known being Cicero, Virgil, and Ovid.
Whereas with jesus, you have the bible. And for those who aren't christian, why should we take a book's claims to be truth?
why does he always look angry?
But archaeologist Professor Amos Kloner, who documented the tomb as the Jewish burial cave of a well-off family more than 10 years ago, is adamant there is no evidence to support claims that it was the burial site of Jesus.
"I'm a scholar. I do scholarly work which has nothing to do with documentary film-making. There's no way to take a religious story and to turn it into something scientific," he told AFP in a telephone interview.
"I still insist that it is a regular burial chamber from the 1st century BC," Kloner said, adding that the names were a coincidence.
"Who says that 'Maria' is Magdalena and 'Judah' is the son of Jesus? It cannot be proved. These are very popular and common names from the 1st century BC," said the academic at Israel's Bar Ilan University.
Kloner said that of 900 burial caves found within four kilometres (two and a half miles) of Jerusalem's Old City and from the same era, the name Jesus or Yeshu was found 71 times, and that "Jesus son of Joseph" had also been found.
Discovery News said new scientific evidence, including DNA analysis conducted at one of the world's top molecular genetics laboratories, suggests that the tomb could have once held the remains of Jesus and his family.
The findings also suggest that Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have had a son called Judah, it said on its website -- claims that Kloner ridiculed as impossible to prove.
"You would have to do DNA checks and see if the DNA of the bones found in the cave, which allegedly belong to the son of Jesus, match with God's DNA!" he said, referring to the Christian belief that Jesus was the son of God.
Israel's Antiquities Authority refused to comment, although in 1996 a spokesman said that the probability of the caskets belonging to the family of Jesus were "next to zero."
So why don't they just use the DNA to clone a "New Jesus Christ?", that would be fun.
That would add interest to the debate about whether or not clones have souls... could it really be jesus if there was no soul? Now thats interesting.
Yeah, and then make him perform miracles for our own entertainment. He will then get his own show on Fox. The ultimate reality TV show.

So why don't they just use the DNA to clone a "New Jesus Christ?", that would be fun.

Jesus just left his DNA everywhere. Like a messianic version of Lil Jon.
My god, Im going to hell.
Now I can't get the image of Jesus going "WHAT!?......WHAT!?......WHAT!?.......OHKAYYYYYYUHHH!!!!" out of my head.
jag