Candy Canes

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
This is news to me. You always came by, told me to suck your dick, then left.

But you never knew what that meant to me emotionally.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But you never knew what that meant to me emotionally.

So cry about it then while you watch me have sex with Bob.


This thread is about candy canes.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
So cry about it then while you watch me have sex with Bob.


This thread is about candy canes.

3some?

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
3some?

You didn't ask nicely.



So yea, I dont' know where these candy canes came from, probably Hell. They had no strips or anything, they were solid colored and had different colors inside. Weirdest thing in the world. They looked like candles.

 

[Tukizilla]

Candy Canes were a tool that the Devil, (aka Santa Claus) used to charm little children right before killing them. The theory was that he was too ****ing lazy to get up off of his ass to deliver the **** once a year, so he figured, kill all the kids, and he won't have to do a damn thing.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Candy Canes were a tool that the Devil, (aka Santa Claus) used to charm little children right before killing them. The theory was that he was too ****ing lazy to get up off of his ass to deliver the **** once a year, so he figured, kill all the kids, and he won't have to do a damn thing.

What's wrong with that?

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
What's wrong with that?

He was looking to kill Emilio first.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
He was looking to kill Emilio first.

Emilio needs a little scare every now and then, keeps him humble.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Emilio needs a little scare every now and then, keeps him humble.

In that case, I should tell you that I regularly break into your home, and throw knives around his room usually between 3:00am - 3:45am. You should watch from the hallway. He usually wets himself, then we all have a big laugh, then I pull out my shotgun and aim it at him, then I wave goodbye. It's a blast.

 

[Alf]

no you don't

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
In that case, I should tell you that I regularly break into your home, and throw knives around his room usually between 3:00am - 3:45am. You should watch from the hallway. He usually wets himself, then we all have a big laugh, then I pull out my shotgun and aim it at him, then I wave goodbye. It's a blast.

I always thought that was his grandpa doing all that.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I always thought that was his grandpa doing all that.

No no no, he's the one molesting him.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
No no no, he's the one molesting him.

I thought that was you.

 

[Alf]

remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Alf
remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool

I like strawberry or punch.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I thought that was you.

You've got it all backwards.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I like strawberry or punch.

I punch strawberries.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Alf
remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool

What are you talking about?

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I punch strawberries.

So? you're a *****e bag.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
So? you're a *****e bag.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Coongregator]

Originally posted by Alf
remember when this thread asked ''What's your favorite type of candy cane?''

that was cool

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Coongregator
I couldn't agree more.

I'm about to have one of those freaky ass red ones.

 

[Coongregator]

And then God said "Let there be a bump." and the thread was bumped.

 

[Coongregator]

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb and bumped this thread
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

 

[Coongregator]

Well I've ruined nearly all of my veins
Sticking that fucking shit into my arms

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Givin' up, givin' up givin' a bump