Candy Canes

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
The cool thing is that we're cousins, so we can **** in this thread, and it will be normal.

Not if uncle Randal gets in here first.

 

[Coongregator]

Uncle Tom, neither.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
I don't like candy canes too much, they get my hands sticky

mmm, that made me wet

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Not if uncle Randal gets in here first.

Nevermind, I thought we were in the "would you **** your cousin" thread. If we did it here, it would be abnormal.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
Nevermind, I thought we were in the "would you **** your cousin" thread. If we did it here, it would be abnormal.

buy me this shirt http://store6.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1774_320669 I want to be chic.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
buy me this shirt http://store6.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1774_320669 I want to be chic.

That's fancy darling. You've come a long way from your baking cookie days.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
That's fancy darling. You've come a long way from your baking cookie days.

I have indeed, but I still make them. I just put different things in them. Emilio always asks "mommy, what's that white stuff? My teacher had something like that on his nose after school and then it bled." I grounded him, I don't like curious children.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I have indeed, but I still make them. I just put different things in them. Emilio always asks "mommy, what's that white stuff? My teacher had something like that on his nose after school and then it bled." I grounded him, I don't like curious children.

I'm going to change my penis' name to "Macadamea" so that when I put white stuff in cookies, I can call it "Macadamean" "nuts"

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I'm going to change my penis' name to "Macadamea" so that when I put white stuff in cookies, I can call it "Macadamean" "nuts"

Wow, you're always thinking, that's grand. I won't use eggs out of fear of an adverse reaction.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Wow, you're always thinking, that's grand. I won't use eggs out of fear of an adverse reaction.

I would be interested to see what would happen. I think then we'd have a "bun in the oven" Okay, that one was sad.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I would be interested to see what would happen. I think then we'd have a "bun in the oven" Okay, that one was sad.

It was, you should probably kill yourself.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
It was, you should probably kill yourself.

But then we wouldn't have the memories, of how we used to bake together. Who would be a father figure to Emilio? Just because you have a penis, doesn't make you a man.

 

[Coongregator]

The tigers drinking alone, people...

 

[Alf]

can someone go look and see if l answered this question?

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But then we wouldn't have the memories, of how we used to bake together. Who would be a father figure to Emilio? Just because you have a penis, doesn't make you a man.

I know, I'm sorry if I ever emasculated you. Just stop trying to breast feed Emilio, ok?

Anyway, ya, I like to suck on candy canes, but off a part, suck on it.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I know, I'm sorry if I ever emasculated you. Just stop trying to breast feed Emilio, ok?

Anyway, ya, I like to suck on candy canes, but off a part, suck on it.

But he likes it, I like it, we all like it.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Alf
can someone go look and see if l answered this question?

Lol, this thread was made back in December so its very possible you have... but does it say you voted?

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
But he likes it, I like it, we all like it.

You don't speak for me.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
You don't speak for me.

I know, I apologize.

 

[Alf]

l rarely vote in polls...

so maybe l said my favorite, but never voted

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I know, I apologize.

*smack* you'll learn.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
*smack* you'll learn.

I liked that.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
I liked that.

I'm not surprised, but bend over, I'm going to get the lube and the black *****.

 

[Tukizilla]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I'm not surprised, but bend over, I'm going to get the lube and the black *****.

You're showing your true colors.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by Tukizilla
You're showing your true colors.

How do you figure? Do you think that nail hardener will work on your penis?