Can't Find Big Enough Condoms?

...so we've learned how to give a consenting female glass genitals?

 

lol...

 

Yuck.

 

I'd be worried about the liquid glass shards.

 

I don't think I'd be putting that dang thing in my gf's hot...ness. mmm er wth... damn my mind going in the gutter tonight.

 

I would be if I were you.

 

Umm, I think some people have too much time on their hands.

 

Last time I checked...totally yeah.

 

finally a solution to my problem.

 

WTF are you guys on? That works for me!! I was trying to find a place that suits me..

 

Damn you!! You stole my joke....you suck..........

 

Haha, that's pretty cool, I wonder what the science behind it is.

However, Trojan DOES already make magnum condoms not containing liquid glass

 

Hahahahahaha! Duu du duu du duu du duu du duudu duuuu

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your girlfriend.

 

If my penis was as thick as my wrist, I'd... well, I'd have to get all my pants tailor-made, and start wearing a lot of long coats to keep from embarrassing myself. Also, I'd have huge biceps from trying to jerk the thing.






That's right. I went there.

 

Ew.

 

And this is appropriate for a message board that might have children under 13 browsing it?

 

so if your slong is short and fat thats what you need.....ok then

 

Allllllrighty then.

jag

 

Nothing like putting a radiator-chemical-doused rubber on your pecker then sticking it in your woman