Can't Find Big Enough Condoms?

[Cunning Stunts]

Not that anyone browsing the hype has a schlong this big, but here ya go anyway:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/210165/

 

[Showtime]

...so we've learned how to give a consenting female glass genitals?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

lol...

 

[The Senator]

Yuck.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'd be worried about the liquid glass shards.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I don't think I'd be putting that dang thing in my gf's hot...ness. mmm er wth... damn my mind going in the gutter tonight.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I'd be worried about the liquid glass shards.

I'd be worried if my schlong got that big.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I'd be worried if my schlong got that big.

I would be if I were you.

 

[Downhere]

Umm, I think some people have too much time on their hands.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Umm, I think some people have too much time on their hands.

Last time I checked...totally yeah.

 

[The Avatar]

finally a solution to my problem.

 

[Silverstein]

WTF are you guys on? That works for me!! I was trying to find a place that suits me..

 

[Silverstein]

Damn you!! You stole my joke....you suck..........

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha, that's pretty cool, I wonder what the science behind it is.

However, Trojan DOES already make magnum condoms not containing liquid glass

 

[Eggyman]

Hahahahahaha! Duu du duu du duu du duu du duudu duuuu

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your girlfriend.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

 

[Manic]

If my penis was as thick as my wrist, I'd... well, I'd have to get all my pants tailor-made, and start wearing a lot of long coats to keep from embarrassing myself. Also, I'd have huge biceps from trying to jerk the thing.






That's right. I went there.

 

[Superman4ever]

Ew.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

And this is appropriate for a message board that might have children under 13 browsing it?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

so if your slong is short and fat thats what you need.....ok then

 

[jaguarr]

Allllllrighty then.

jag

 

[Mike_D202]

Nothing like putting a radiator-chemical-doused rubber on your pecker then sticking it in your woman

 

[Symbiotic]

 

[Cunning Stunts]

And this is appropriate for a message board that might have children under 13 browsing it?

At the rate kids are going these days...

Yes.

My sister had a pregnant classmate in seventh grade. So, yeah, condoms are appropriate.

Hell, if it weren't for condoms, this world would probably be a lot worse off.