Can't Find Big Enough Condoms?

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Cunning Stunts, Feb 25, 2008.

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    ...so we've learned how to give a consenting female glass genitals?
     
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  5. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    I'd be worried about the liquid glass shards. :wow:
     
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    I don't think I'd be putting that dang thing in my gf's hot...ness. mmm er wth... damn my mind going in the gutter tonight.
     
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    I'd be worried if my schlong got that big:wow:.
     
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    :wow: I would be if I were you.
     
  9. Downhere Jeremiah 33:3

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    Umm, I think some people have too much time on their hands.
     
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    Last time I checked...totally yeah.:funny:
     
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    finally a solution to my problem.
     
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    WTF are you guys on? That works for me!! I was trying to find a place that suits me..
     
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    Damn you!! You stole my joke....you suck..........
     
  14. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Haha, that's pretty cool, I wonder what the science behind it is.

    However, Trojan DOES already make magnum condoms not containing liquid glass :o
     
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    Hahahahahaha! :D Duu du duu du duu du duu du duudu duuuu

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your girlfriend.
     
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    If my penis was as thick as my wrist, I'd... well, I'd have to get all my pants tailor-made, and start wearing a lot of long coats to keep from embarrassing myself. Also, I'd have huge biceps from trying to jerk the thing.






    That's right. I went there.
     
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    And this is appropriate for a message board that might have children under 13 browsing it?
     
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    so if your slong is short and fat thats what you need.....ok then
     
  22. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Allllllrighty then. :huh:

    jag
     
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    Nothing like putting a radiator-chemical-doused rubber on your pecker then sticking it in your woman :up:
     
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    At the rate kids are going these days...

    Yes.

    My sister had a pregnant classmate in seventh grade. So, yeah, condoms are appropriate.

    Hell, if it weren't for condoms, this world would probably be a lot worse off:o.
     

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