Cast the "You" Movie

[Optimus_Prime_]

Cast the movie about you and your closest friends and relatives. You don't have to use their real names or yours.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Me: Evan Rachel Wood
My best friend who is now a drug addict: Aaron Johnson
My oldest friend: Sarah Michelle Gellar
My Mum: Meryl Streep
My Mum's boyfriend: Jeffrey Dean Morgan
My ex boyfriend who cheated on me with men: Jamie Oliver (Okay, he's not an actor, he's a Chef... but I always thought the resemblance was astounding )

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

a friend of mine once said i should be played by Donald Sutherland, I am ok with that one, if we are talking DS of M*a*s*h.

my best friend from school who introduced me to alcohol: John Belushi

my uncle who had a gambling addiction, and would come round to our house every day for dinner and supper as a result of his losses and piss off my dad: Harry Dean Stanton

My physics teacher who i apologised to a couple of years ago when i ran into him at a train station for carrying on in his class so much, most timid guy on Earth: Crispin Glover

My mum: Aunt May from the Spider-man movies, forgot her name, her who knits her hairdos

My dad: That guy the Joker hassles in TDK, baldy old guy

sister: Thora Birch

brother: don't know, em, an unknown, someone related to Christopher Reeve

nephew: Jorge Garcia

The downstairs neighbour who wanted to start a fistfight with my dad cause i was using the bed as a trampoline: George C Scott

The disabled guy, stevie, who rolled around on a metal thing with wheels round our way, who had the best nickname ever, 'Stevie wonderwheels' a combination of Stevie wonder and the popular cartoon Wonderwheels of the day, and was the first person to ever offer me drugs(i declined): typecasting, but the really famous method guy from my left foot, who i am having a brain fart on his name right now, Frankie Toenail we will call him for now. edit: Daniel Day Lewis, that is actually hard to remember, three names.

This guy we used to always see down the beach, when we went there on weekends sometimes, who we called 'Bibby bence', as he had a speech impediment, and the only thing he ever said to people was 'Bibby Bence', as he was always asking for 'Fifty Pence', we got some footage of him on super-8, unfortunately no sound though: to come up at the end of the credits....*and* Dustin Hoffman as 'Bibby Bence'

 

[Bunker]

Narrator - Morgan Freeman

Everything else is secondary.

 

[MilkmanDan]

Me - Ben Foster

Sidekicks - Ryan Gosling and Emile Hirch

Mother - Sally Fields

Big Brother - Brian Van holt

Big Sister - Patricia Arquette

Love interests - Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel (Hmmm, maybe I should portray myself. You know, for the sake of accuracy.)

 

[gwynplaine]

Me: Danny Lloyd
My Mother: Shelley Duvall
My Father: Jack Nicholson
The Hotel Cook: Scatman Crothers

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Me: Chris Evans

(With Facial hair like in the photo)
My Dad: Michael Biehn

My Love Interest - Zooey Deschanel (She's a composite)

My Best Friend - Jason Segel

My Mom - Carrie Fischer (sorry mom lol)

My Roommates
Sadly my roommate looks just like John Beluschi lol

My other one - Edward Norton

 

[gwynplaine]

My Brother: A young Nic Cage.
My Father: Clint Eastwood.
My Mother: Anette Bening.
My Girl Friend: Lucy Liu.
My Best Friend: Colin Farell.
My Loser Friend: A young James Woods.
Me: Vincent Cassel.

 

[Max J Power]

Me: Bruce Campbell
Dad: Bruce Campbell
Mom: Bruce Campbell
Sister: Bruce Campbell
Brother: Bruce Campbell

Best movie ever.

 

[gwynplaine]

Me: Anthony Perkins
Dad: Robert Mitchum
Mom: Shelley Winters
Brother: Klaus Kinski
Uncle: Jack Palance
Uncle: John Cazale
Aunt: Raquel Welch
Family Friends: Lee Marvin and Peter Sellers

 

[dude stannis]

Me: Bruce Willis/The Last Boy Scout

Dad: Steven Seagal/Machete

Mum: Julianne Moore/whenever.

Sister: Hailee Steinfeld/True Grit.

Uncle George: Robert De Niro/Goodfellas.

Cadillac. My crazy on again/off again, currently ex girlfriend/worst enemy: Amy Adams/The Fighter.

Adam, my best friend: Will Ferrell/Frank the Tank

Jacinta, his fiancee: Julia Roberts/Mona Lisas Smile

Samuel, Best friend #2: Steve Buscemi/Mr. Pink

Glenn, Best friend #3: Vinnie Jones/The Juggernaut

 

[gwynplaine]

Me: Young Tom Hanks
My Brother: Young Nic Cage
My Father: Warren Beatty
My Mother: Nathalie Baye ("Catch Me if you Can." "La Nuit Americaine.")
My Best Friend: A slightly thinner Kevin Smith
Another (shadier) Best Friend: A young James Woods

 

[JAK®]

If only in terms of looks, some in terms of personality as well:

Me - Ewan MacGregor
My dad - Alec Baldwin
My mum - Emma Thompson
My sister - Audrey Toutou
My uncle Richard - Steve Martin
My uncle Kevin - Kevin James
My nan (paternal) - Miriam Margoyles
My gran (maternal) - Julie Walters
My grandad (maternal) - Johnny Cash (if he could do a Scottish accent and wasn't dead)
My auntie Marie - Kim Wilde
My auntie Landie - Susan Sarandon
My auntie Kim - Cate Blanchett
My uncle Graham - Jason Statham
My uncle Neil - Gary Oldman
My uncle Phil - Adrien Brody
My cousin Steven - Justin Long
My cousin Aaron - Dominic Cooper
My cousin Ben - Thomas Brodie-Sangster
My cousin Helen - Nikki Blonsky
My cousin Ryan - Jonathan Lipnicki
My cousin Tara - Emma Stone
My cousin Joe - Tristan Lake Leabu

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Me - Josh Duhamel (eh, doing something different, or at least what my cousin said )

Joel - Joe Manganiello

Richie - Justin Timberlake

Megan - Jessica Biel

Hannah - Selena Gomez

Sasha - Whitney Cummings

Sam - Alexander Skarsgard

 

[gwynplaine]

Edit

 

[Holiday]

Myself: Paul Dano I guess. I'm really not sure.
My father: Chris Cooper I think. Maybe Billy Bob Throrton.
My Grandmother: The woman who played Mags on Justified last season, Margo Martindale.
My sister: Christina Ricci.
My friend Ryan: Some unknown Guatemalan actor I guess.
His sister: Selena Gomez maybe? ha, not really sure.
My friend Eddy: Diego Luna, he'd have to gain some weight.
My friend Craig: Any bland white actor will do here.
Buddy James: Jim Carrey is too old, so same as Craig.
Other buddy Casey: Jesse Eisenberg.
Friend Hector: Michael Pena

 

[Heffer Wolf]

My movie woul be called Last Call and it would be like a movie version of Cheers. Or maybe like Coffee and Cigarettes but at a bar.

Me: Fat Seth Rogen
My Best Friend: Ken Leung
the Bartender: Luke Wilson
My Mom: Anjelica Huston
My Dad: John Goodman
My Sister: Megan Fox (She gets compared to her alot)
Bar Patrons: Ray Ramano, Sam Rockwell, Danny McBride and Ellen Page.

 

[Brother Jack]

Me - Michael C. Hall (thinner, longer hair)

Father - southern Ringo Starr

Mother - Elizabeth Montgomery

Half-sister - Famke Janssen

Friend Thomas - Kurt Kobain

Friend Andrew - the guy that played Gump in Legend

Friend Seth - Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Me: Young Joseph Gordon-Levitt (try "10 Things I Hate About You" JGL)
Older Brother: Eli Marienthal
Older Brother's Girlfriend: Jennifer Lawrence
Oldest Brother: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Oldest Brother's Wife: Amy Adams
Mom: Jennifer Grey
Dad: Daniel Day-Lewis
Love Interest: Hallie Kate Eisenberg
Friend #1: Aaron Johnson
Friend #2: Juno Temple
Uncle: Jack Nicholson
Aunt: Wendie Malick
Chemistry Teacher: Rhys Ifans
English Teacher: Sonya Walger
History Teacher: Jeff Foxworthy
Math Teacher: Xander Berkeley

And just for fun, a Tom Hanks cameo.

 

[sideburnking]

Myself: Either Bret Harrison or Jay Baruchel.
My Mom: Julia Louis- Dreyfus.
My Dad: John Goodman.
My older brother: Chris Evans or Jensen Ackles.
My older brother's wife: Amy Adams.
My younger brother: Nick Palatas
Friend #1: Hard role to cast, as my friend is mixed race (Half- white, half- Latino).
Friend #1's dad: James Woods.
Friend #2: Sam Huntington.
Friend #3: Christopher Mintz- Plasse.
Friend #4: Anna Paquin.
Cool cousin #1: Anne Hathaway, maybe like 5 years younger.
Cool cousin #2: Mathew Lillard.
Uncle (Cool cousin #2's dad): Walter Matthau if he were still alive, or possibly Elliott Gould.
Youth pastor at the church youth group I volunteered at: Tyler Labine.
Some of the kids I worked with in that youth group: Nick Jonas (We all said he looks like him), Hailee Steinfeld (Digitally doubled, as she'd be playing twin sisters), Alberto Ghisi, and Noah Gray- Cabey.
Dad's old college buddy: Jeff Bridges.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Me: Micheal Cera

Best Friends: Andrew Garfield and Shia LeBouf

Mom: Sandra Bullock

Older Sister: Kristen Stewart

Little Sister: Miranda Cosgrove

School Principal: Kevin Bacon

Guidance Counselor: Anne Hathaway

Music Teacher: Betty White

Diner Waitresses: Miranda Tate, Roseanne Barr, Rosario Dawson

 

[Eddie Dean]

Me - John Cusack (1990)
Dad - Harrison Ford
Mom - Julianne Moore
Younger Brother -
Sister - Sarah Silverman
Older Brother - Paul Rudd
Sister In Law - Jennifer Garner
Friend 1 - Charlie Day
Friend 2 - John Cho
Uncle 1 - Bill Murray
Uncle 2 - Tom Cruise (heavier with about 15 years)

 

[CJ]

Me: Bruce Campbell
Dad: Bruce Campbell
Mom: Bruce Campbell
Sister: Bruce Campbell
Brother: Bruce Campbell

Best movie ever.

Now THAT'S a movie I'd like to see. I hope it'll be in 3D!

 

[Ultimatehero]

Since I'm at a top film studio where execs and the VP see talent in me as a writer and are interested in my story about growing up in a haunted house, lmaol, this actually might become a reality.

Me:

Best friend (his idea, lol):

Father (grew up in my hometown, lends 'authenticity'):

Mother:

I'd say what really made me decide on Steve McQueen Jr. is his portrayal of Jeremy in 'Vampire Diaries.' It showed me he has a great time playing a troubled character that gets into trouble, but you still like the guy. Kinda important since my 'character' goes all 'Amityville Horror' father whacko towards the end lol. Plus he has mixed ethnicity, kinda important in my life and to the story. I can't, obligated not to, say anything beyond that. If you see a trailer in an upcoming year written by the guy who lived it - that'd be your hype friendly Spider-Man. It's still surreal to think about. Unsure what it means if your real life story is a horror movie though, lol.

 

[tzarinna]

Me: Nia Long t:
Dad: Sidney Poitier, especially from A Raisin in the Sun.
Paternal Grandma: Pearl Baily
Mom: Angela Bassett
Maternal Grandma: Pam Grier
Childhood friend/love interest: Dev Patel, actually it would be the little boy from Slumdog.
Childhood friend/ BFF: Alicia Goranson, the resemblance is scary.
Aunt (dad's sister): Kim Coles
Aunt (mom's sister): Alice Walker

Large family, I picked the easiest.