Check out these creepy and/or hilarious statues...

[Star]

Ok, look at these 'Jesus is your friend' statues. Am I the only one who finds them kind of creepy... but also probably the funniest thing in the entire world?

Especially this one: Because I'm pretty positive that Jesus tripped the kid in yellow.

And in case anyone wants to buy me that tripping one so when I have a kid I can hold it up threateningly and say "THIS IS WHAT JESUS DOES TO HORRIBLE FOOTBALL PLAYERS", here's the product page: http://catholicshopper.com/products/allstar_sport_statues.html

 

[Rocker22]

It looks like they are fighting and Jesus is rooting them on. How can someone make something that seems to turn Jesus into a weirdo and not know it?

 

[The Geek Vault]

HAHAHAHA these are amazing!

 

[The Lizard]

Not to crush anyone's gentle feelings, but....


Old.

 

[Star]

I also like the top football one. Jesus for the interception!

 

[Star]

Not to crush anyone's gentle feelings, but....


Old.

I'm sure there are some people who haven't seen these goldmines yet. AND WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD

 

[The Lizard]

Anyway, you forgot the best one...

 

[Star]

Ok, I am literally laughing out loud at that

 

[stryfe]

I find these statues far more interesting.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Anyway, you forgot the best one...

LMFAO!!!!

 

[The Apocalypse]

Ok, look at these 'Jesus is your friend' statues. Am I the only one who finds them kind of creepy... but also probably the funniest thing in the entire world?

Especially this one: Because I'm pretty positive that Jesus tripped the kid in yellow.

And in case anyone wants to buy me that tripping one so when I have a kid I can hold it up threateningly and say "THIS IS WHAT JESUS DOES TO HORRIBLE FOOTBALL PLAYERS", here's the product page: http://catholicshopper.com/products/allstar_sport_statues.html

Um..no comment.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

look at the kid trying to take down the j-man.

 

[The Battousai]

I find these statues far more interesting.

 

[bullets]

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Looks like jesus got a resserection going on .

 

[Joker]

Connan O'Brien used to do a weekly segment on his show just showing these. Christians complained for some reason (he didn't make them, he was just showing them...wtf?), so they made him stop doing it. So, the next week, he did a series of statues he made with John Lithgow in inspirational poses, like walking on water, and curing lepers

 

[michephantom]

I've seen these before... and they scare me. When would anyone do the classic "let me show you how to swing from behind" move unless they were MAKING a move? And doesn't Jesus have more important things to do than watch a dance recital? Like preparing for the second coming?

Spoiler

About 8-7 years late, Jesus.

 

[Anton Chigurgh]

these statues are amazing. i want some to put on my fireplace.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

I remember they showed these on Conan years ago. I like the football one because the kid is tackling Jesus. Who tackles Jesus?

 

[C.F. Kane]

Ok, look at these 'Jesus is your friend' statues. Am I the only one who finds them kind of creepy... but also probably the funniest thing in the entire world?

Especially this one: Because I'm pretty positive that Jesus tripped the kid in yellow.

And in case anyone wants to buy me that tripping one so when I have a kid I can hold it up threateningly and say "THIS IS WHAT JESUS DOES TO HORRIBLE FOOTBALL PLAYERS", here's the product page: http://catholicshopper.com/products/allstar_sport_statues.html

Reminds me of a T-shirt I came across once

 

[X-Ray]

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I know he's passing the baton. But it looks like he's checking out the kid's ass

 

[Starbird]

This is why I'm not religious....

 

[terry78]

Would Jesus really spend his time playing football with two kids when he should be turning water into wine and ****?

 

[chaseter]

Not to crush anyone's gentle feelings, but....


Old.

These were on Conan like 3 years ago

 

[Star]

So what? I don't get why people are like 'old, i've already seen them'

I hadn't... I'm sure that there are a few people who haven't seen them either...

 

[chaseter]

So what? I don't get why people are like 'old, i've already seen them'

I hadn't... I'm sure that there are a few people who haven't seen them either...

We will crush you with Jesus statues