Chewbacca assaults Marilyn Monroe

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(CBS) HOLLYWOOD, Calif. A Chewbacca impersonator sexually assaulted a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then evaded arrest, police said.

According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.

The sidewalk in front of the Kodak Theater, which is part of the Hollywood at Highland complex, is often crowded with characters that pose for tourist cameras and tips. On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors.

Earlier in the year, police arrested an actor in a Chewbacca costume after a tour guide told him to stop harassing a pair of Japanese tourists. Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in today's assault.

The premiere of the new "Harry Potter" movie was under way during the alleged altercation, said Los Angeles police Sgt. David Torres.

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

However, Torres is sure the hairy assailant would be caught soon.

"He's always there (at the theater)," he said.

 

[Enriquespy]

Weird news... I remember when it became a popular sport in mexico to tackle-and-run people impersonated as "Dr. Simi" in drugstores.

 

[Holly]

disturbing

 

[Drakon]

Apparently, they ended up getting him in for questioning.

He confessed the whole thing.

"Wyaaaaaa. Ruh ruh. Huwaa muaa mumwa. Wua ga ma uma ahuma ooma. Youw. Wyogg, ur oh."

 

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[Norman Bates]

To think I actually had this very guy pose for me on Hollywood Blvd. for my photo class. I gave him my actual money.

 

[SoulManX]

So Wookies have a thing for blondes

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Apparently, they ended up getting him in for questioning.

He confessed the whole thing.

"Wyaaaaaa. Ruh ruh. Huwaa muaa mumwa. Wua ga ma uma ahuma ooma. Youw. Wyogg, ur oh."

Well played, sir. t:

 

[Jack Rabbit]

To think I actually had this very guy pose for me on Hollywood Blvd. for my photo class. I gave him my actual money.

That's a horrible Chewbacca!

 

[Kritish]

This has to be one of the funniest stories that I've ever heard...

 

[blind_fury]

I think deep inside we all knew this was coming.

 

[Kritish]

Does wookie wang have hair on it too?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

 

[Kritish]

What...it's a valid question...

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Does wookie wang have hair on it too?

Well, seeing how ours does and how a wookie is even hairy on their palms, I'd say so, yeah.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

What...it's a valid question...

I was saying "" ti the article

 

[Speedball]

Poor Chewie has sunk so low (LOL! Solo: so low).
After being killed off in the Star Wars Universe, this is what he has has to resort to, posing for pictures in front a movie theater. Hell...back when he was "the next big thing" he could could have had Marilyn Monroe (He's over 300 years old, so it would have been possible).
Now the poor guy has to assault a look alike for action.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Well, seeing how ours does and how a wookie is even hairy on their palms, I'd say so, yeah.

You hit puberty? Congrats.

More importantly, though...there is actual HAIR on your DONG? That's odd.

 

[Kritish]

More importantly, though...there is actual HAIR on your DONG? That's odd.

Asteroid Man grew up at Chernobyl...

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Asteroid Man grew up at Chernobyl...

That actually accounts for a lot of things.

 

[Kritish]

That actually accounts for a lot of things.

Like why he hulks out when we taught him.

 

[Kmack]

That's just wrong

 

[Drakon]

Well played, sir. t:

Danke.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Poor Chewie has sunk so low (LOL! Solo: so low).
After being killed off in the Star Wars Universe, this is what he has has to resort to, posing for pictures in front a movie theater. Hell...back when he was "the next big thing" he could could have had Marilyn Monroe (He's over 300 years old, so it would have been possible).
Now the poor guy has to assault a look alike for action.

wait...they killed off Chewie???

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I bet the Japanese tourists near there took like 1,000 pictures of it.