Chewbacca assaults Marilyn Monroe

[Morg]

This has to be one of the funniest stories that I've ever heard...

Never seen the one I posted about Batman breaking in a house to steal a birthday boy cake? Now that one was the funniest

 

[Space Moose]

It's a shame Harrison Ford is away filming Indy 4... he could shout at Chewie and send him to his room.

 

[Mister J]

I wonder if the person who took the pics puts them online after hearing this.

wait...they killed off Chewie???

He sacrifced himself saving Han's and Leia's son. Then Han became an alcoholic.

 

[Space Moose]

It's a shame Harrison Ford is away filming Indy 4... he could shout at Chewie and send him to his room.

Without supper.

 

[SoulManX]

I wonder if the person who took the pics puts them online after hearing this.

He sacrifced himself saving Han's and Leia's son. Then Han became an alcoholic.

Whoa really?

 

[Space Moose]

Whoa really?

It's on the Internet. It must be true!

 

[uchiha_itachi]

well theres a sentence i'd never thought i would read

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

I wonder if the person who took the pics puts them online after hearing this.

He sacrifced himself saving Han's and Leia's son. Then Han became an alcoholic.

*shakes fist at George Lucas*

 

[Drakon]

Has little to do with Lucas.

If I recall, this was one or two books after Jedi, and Chewie was crushed by a moon or something of the sort.

 

[Speedball]

wait...they killed off Chewie???

Yep, in a book called Vector Prime.
It takes place around 20 years after Return of the Jedi.
He's killed when the Yuuzhan Vong invade the galaxy and crash Serpindals moon into the planet.
He died a hero, saving everyone aboard the Millennium Falcon by staying beyond and not making them wait for him to get aboard.
He, literally, went out with a roar.

 

[Speedball]

I wonder if the person who took the pics puts them online after hearing this.

He sacrifced himself saving Han's and Leia's son. Then Han became an alcoholic.

And Anakin dying only made him slip further. He was the son Chewie saved.

 

[Drakon]

Horray, I was right!