Cliffhanger Reboot

Batman Begins, Casino Royale and Star Trek reboots NOW!

This has become pandemic. Can the bean counters piss off already?
 
the funny thing is that the producers are making as if Cliffhanger is as important as Batman, Bond or Star Trek.

I couldn't stop laughing.
 
the funny thing is that the producers are making as if Cliffhanger is as important as Batman, Bond or Star Trek.

I couldn't stop laughing.

Can you imagine a guy like Nolan, Campbell or Abrams saying "It's going to be difficult to top Renny Harlin"?
 
Oh quick let's reboot 27 Dresses and Snakes on a Plane.

Bloody hell why Cliffhanger??? I think Neal Moritz is a hack like Rob Cohen anyway.
 
Lets reboot Multiplicity.

Starring Christian Bale

[Hey Steve]

I now have proof that the written word has the power to hurt people.

[/She touched my peppi]
 
Pootie Tang reboot!
 
Cliffhanger... reboot?! Err. It was a one film, shouldn't it be called remake?

But **** this ****. I love Cliffhanger. To hell with you, modern day cinema!

Oh and, wasn't Vertical Limit already Cliffhanger with young people?
 
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First Total Recall and now this, it's like they decided to piss on Carolco's grave all of a sudden.
 
Nope. They're both greenlit by that peice of human excrement Neil Moritz. Who runs a production company called Original Films.....
 
Yeah, I think producers don't even know what the word "reboot" really means as this is obviously a "remake" NOT a "reboot". "Reboot" you use for FRANCHISE films... and last time I checked, Cliffhanger wasn't a franchise.
 
Oh Jesus Christ, the same ****head is also producing the Escape From New York remake.

Somebody please kill this ********!
 
WAIT! What!

Escape From NY remake !? oh no. :(

Now my day is really ruinedddddddddd. wake up Vin this is just a nightmare :o
 
Batman Begins, Casino Royale and Star Trek reboots NOW!

This has become pandemic. Can the bean counters piss off already?

Batman needed a reboot. Casino Royale goes without saying. Every new actor playing James Bond is pretty much a reboot.
 
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Let's reboot Under Siege, the Steven Seagal movie.

And then after that, let's reboot / remake um, I dunno, Speed. It can be called Speedz.Or Fast.
 
I actually wouldn't mind a Speed 3... WITH Keanu Reeves... get him back like they got Vin Diesel back for a fourth Fast/Furious. Keanu Reeves hasn't done a "macho" action movie ... in like... forever. The Matrix was so special effects driven ... and Street Kings only had a few good action scenes... I'd like to see a buffed up Keanu and mucho explosions again... wow that sounded homosexual ;)

veeeery nicccceee
 
I want to name my first son Cliffhanger. then years later, I'll reboot him by having another son with the same name!
 
They should reboot Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus while it's still relevant! Quick, Hollywood! Do it before it's too late! Chris Pine for Giant Octopus!
:pal:

If I was drinking something right now, it would be coming out my nose.
 

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