• The upgrade to XenForo 2.3.7 has now been completed. Please report any issues to our administrators.

Comic Book Purchases and Thoughts for March 19th

I'm still annoyed by the whole idea of Skrull mystics. It doesn't make a lick of sense for their culture, plus an alliance with the Dire Wraiths would've made SI so much more awesome.
 
I'm still annoyed by the whole idea of Skrull mystics. It doesn't make a lick of sense for their culture, plus an alliance with the Dire Wraiths would've made SI so much more awesome.

Yeah, but the Wraiths all lost their powers and got banished to limbo...they've been out of the picture for years.
 
Yea, I was wondering about that. I wonder if Annihilation will be mentioned at all. I hope so.

Actually, Annihilation is (in some respect) the impetus for Secret Invasion. It's only because the Skrulls are nearing extinction that they're undermining Earth's heroes.
 
Yeah, but the Wraiths all lost their powers and got banished to limbo...they've been out of the picture for years.
Yeah, and the Skrulls could never avoid all forms of detection before. Just because the Wraiths were gone, doesn't mean they all still need to be gone now.
 
Yeah, and the Skrulls could never avoid all forms of detection before. Just because the Wraiths were gone, doesn't mean they all still need to be gone now.

Well, no, but what's cool about SI is the slow build up with the Skrulls. Throwing Wraiths in out of nowhere at the last minute would be weird.

I mean, it COULD make for an interesting twist, but i really dont think Bendis has it in him to write that level of story. Heck, i doubt Bendis even knows what a Dire Wraith IS. :woot:
 
Yeah. Shame. The Dire Wraiths are purely Marvel-owned, right? It's not a matter of legal stuff because of ROM that they haven't been seen in as many years as ROM himself or anything?
 
Yeah. Shame. The Dire Wraiths are purely Marvel-owned, right? It's not a matter of legal stuff because of ROM that they haven't been seen in as many years as ROM himself or anything?

Yeah, they're Marvel. Only ROM belonged to the toy company...think it was Parker Brothers...
 
But ASM is not a return to 1971... maybe in a storytelling sense, but that's not a bad thing. We've been subjected to decompressed storytelling for the trade mode for so long now that some of us have forgotten how exciting the never-ending storytelling saga can be... BND certainly does feel retro, but it still has a nice modern day feel to it...

And as for what OMD really was... it was a lonf-awaited return of a single Spider-Man... something that has been Marvel Comics Inc.'s agenda (and NOT Joe Quesada) since the early 90's, a mere few year after the wedding.

And the proof of that was the Clone Saga, which was what started out to be a 6 month storyline that would have sent a then revealed Peter Parker as a clone to Portland Oregon, powerless, with his wife MJ to make babies and live happily ever after... and the "real" Peter Parker aka Ben Reilly would have taken on the role of a single Spider-Man with a new supporting cast, as well as the old ones.

I've highlighted that last part, because it reads just like what BND is like, and it's just proof to me that Marvel was forced by Stan to marr Pete & MJ via the comic strip, and it was a sales gimmick to sell more books... christ, they had a guy dressed up as Spidey with a red-headed actress in a wedding gown show up before a Mets' game at Shea Stadium in the summer of 1987. But soon thereafter, they realized that it was an error, and has been trying to rid themselves of the marriage for over 15 years.

Cheers...

:yay:

I know that the Clone Saga was Marvel's last attempt to "unmarry" Spider-Man, and it was a debacle that in some ways still has consequences. It is the measuring stick to which almost every terribly franchise reboot is compared to. It took countless years for sales to recover.

The problem with the anti-marriage people is they make the same mistake as DC has been doing for ages; bending over backwards to appease the fans of the Silver Age while backstabbing the fans of the Bronze/Modern age. That backfired horribly for DC recently and it only may be a matter of time before it backfires on Marvel.

The problem was, so many people hated the marriage that even many writers didn't give it a chance, didn't explore it with innovation; instead they focused on the stress, the tension, the in-fighting. MJ married a superhero, and they had the most boring marriage ever. I've seen middle aged women marry bikers and have more fun with it.

There has to be a point where a character matures a bit, and grows up. Spider-Man being Archie Andrews forever is limiting, and at least Archie never fools his fans with "events" teasing changes that are undone. At least those comics are honest about their status quo.

There also has to be a point where...well, how long do comic characters need to court before the company will allow them to do what is natural? Lois & Clark had to wait over 50 years, and that only happened because of a TV show (in fact the writers were told to wait until the TV show lasted a few seasons, and needing to fill space in a way spawned the DEATH OF SUPERMAN storyline).

If Marvel wanted Peter & MJ split, they should have realized the roots of the character are in reality, and had them divorce. Over 50% of American couples do. It would have been emotional, real, controversial and fresh. Instead, they went for a standard melodramatic comic piece of baloney. It was so...DC.

Skrullektra avoided Wolverine and Spider-Man's senses, too. It seems all the Skrulls presently invading Earth can go unnoticed by Earth's superheroes now, so I doubt it's anything to do with an Infinity Gem.

You never know. Bendis may decide that Black Bolt has been impersonated since the 70's, and he may have received an Infinity Gem when they were divvied up.

I'm still annoyed by the whole idea of Skrull mystics. It doesn't make a lick of sense for their culture, plus an alliance with the Dire Wraiths would've made SI so much more awesome.

Ultron invading being written by DnA would have been better. :o

Well, no, but what's cool about SI is the slow build up with the Skrulls. Throwing Wraiths in out of nowhere at the last minute would be weird.

I mean, it COULD make for an interesting twist, but i really dont think Bendis has it in him to write that level of story. Heck, i doubt Bendis even knows what a Dire Wraith IS. :woot:

No, I doubt he does. His aim is to make everyone he writes pedestrian and common.
 
He helped Casey out on TLD. :huh:

He was co-plotting the second issue when he got the exclusive from DC. At least that is what Casey said in interviews at Newsarama. So his credits for TLD #2 may be his last Marvel work for a while.
 
I'm still annoyed by the whole idea of Skrull mystics. It doesn't make a lick of sense for their culture, plus an alliance with the Dire Wraiths would've made SI so much more awesome.
I don't really see what the issue is; in the Marvel Universe magic is just another power to control, and especially when your enemies have it, you make an effort to have it too.
 
In the Marvel universe, magic has been portrayed as various things. In "Unthinkable," it was very definitely not just another power, it was a whole discipline that required a different way of looking at things from what the highly scientific Reed Richards is capable of. The Skrulls are supposed to be a highly scientific race, given that they ran the Dire Wraiths out of their society in the first place because of their magic practices. Throwing the idea that Skrulls just happened to casually pick up magic on a level comparable to Doctor Strange is basically a square peg in a round hole.
 
Throwing the idea that Skrulls just happened to casually pick up magic on a level comparable to Doctor Strange is basically a square peg in a round hole.

In other words...Bendis.

P.S. There is no such thing as Chaos Magic.
 
Brevoort in this case, I think. I remember reading something Brevoort posted about how it "just made sense" for the Skrulls to pull mystics out of their ass.
 
Angel: After the Fall #5
I'm liking it more and more, and not just because of the flaming sword and dragon vs dinosaur, though of course those did the opposite of hurting. You have to get used to Lynch's dialogue style -- it's different from Whedon's, in a lot of ways -- but once you do, it actually comes out quite naturally. And he's taking these characters into very good places with a lot of flair and fun. Especially Angel as a human, which was a cool idea from the start and now this issue is proving how cool of an idea it is.

The appearance of Fred from Illyria seems like a big moment, and it was a big moment, but the downside is that...I'm pretty sure every fan in the universe has come up with this idea already. And not just because Joss had already gone on and publicly talked about the idea. I kid you not, I seriously kid you not, I've read fanfics about this idea. I've written some. So that's the downside: a surprising idea being almost too predictable. The upside is that it was a great reveal, a great way to cap off this arc and leave us cliffhangin' for more.

(8.8 out of 10)


Checkmate #24
The book that JLA wants to be. Come to think of it, it's probably the book that a lot of books want to be.

It's been said already, and I'll say it again, why is Wonder Woman featured prominently on the cover and even in the solicits if I recall correctly if she's really just background fodder? It wouldn't normally be a large deal, but man way to get my hopes up for a Rucka-written Wonder Woman

Continuing on the stream of epic awesome that has been Checkmate and particularly this storyline, this issue delivers on everything that made this book great for the past two years. Espionage. Action. Epic danger. Flawless writing. The most natural mix of the superhero and nonsuperhero world. And then you mix it all in with snake babies and awesome characters.

In the Rooks we have a WWII hero, a western hero, a magic hero, and a freaking robot. Two baseline humans, two metas. It's so gloriously ingenius and yet it does it without attracting any attention to its glory, my gods it just makes me want to **** all over the place. I can't wait to see them in action.

And the next issue is the last issue. It's so...frustratingly sad.

No, shhh, shut up. Bruce Jones is not continuing this book. It's ending. Shut up.

(9.8 out of 10)


Thor #7
It's funny. I mentioned in my first review of this series' first issue that JMS -- for all his merits -- repeats himself a lot, trying to pass off his old ideas as new ones. We see it here, as well, with the Schrödinger's cat experiment he brings up. It's passed off as this interesting, cool idea that he's introducing in this comic...except that he already introduced it back in the Spider-Man issue where Pete sees two completely possible states of his life at once. It's an entirely valid observation in both circumstances and if you only read one and never the other, you'd never know that this same writer is applying his old observations to his new issues. It's just that, well, I have read both circumstances, and therefore I do know.

But in spite of his repetitions, never let it be said that JMS doesn't make good observations. His observation about the father issues of gods, for instance; seriously, it's all there, across a plethora of pantheons. Ask Zeus about his own father issues some day, or the ones his children have with him. And incorporating it to this Thor, at this time, is such a great way to breathe mythology into not only this run, but all of Marvel Thor's history across all runs.

So yeah this was a great issue, about a great idea and had some great dialogue and interaction.

(8.9 out of 10)


Justice League of America #19
So what...what exactly in the name of Buffy was the point of all this?

"The JLA is here to fix things!...oops, wrong place. Oh well, time to go home."

I mean...things happen, technically, and then...and then it's all pointless. 'Caaaauuuse hey, they tried, right? Not their problem anymore.

Man alive.

(5 out of 10 for the issue)
(3.5 out of 10 for the entire arc)


Captain America #26
A pretty standard issue of this series, which is to say that it was pretty great. Continuing intrigue and Bucky's n00bness make themselves known. I'm not sure how I feel about the Clone Steve...Cleve?...portion that this story is going in. It feels like the most obvious and natural direction that this story would go towards, and yet sometimes that's just another way of saying generic and stereotypical. Is it going to be that way this time? Dunno...time will tell.

(8.3 out of 10)


The Flash #238
I have to admit: I lol'd.

It's not exactly the greatest thing ever, but it is charming. I like this family and I like the kids, what can I say?

What I find pretty ******ed is the villain here and the whole general mini-arc with money they got going on here. It's just...any way you look at it, it's sorta stupid. It's kinda bordering on OMD Spidey stupid, and that's pretty stupid. Isn't Wally a mechanic? Shouldn't he be looking for jobs having to do with mechanics as opposed to...letter stuffing or whatever? Or, alternatively, wasn't Linda a reporter? Can't she...report? Or is there a rule where she has to be the one to watch the kids?

And didn't Bruce Wayne give the kids a scholarship to college anyway? Or is that some other baby that I'm thinking of?

I can see myself liking this run, but just not this current arc. We'll see what happens.

Oh yeah and the art is still bad. Seriously on the yuck now with Linda looking more and more like a child than her children do.

(7 out of 10)


Superman/Batman Annual #2
Why is Joe Kelly not writing this main series? Was there ever a reason given for why he's writing these awesome annuals, and yet isn't the regular writer on the series? I'm not minding Greene's run, but...come on. There's that, and then there's what we get here. A deeper exploration of not just Superman and not just Batman, but of "Superman and Batman" than what almost any other writer could be capable of. At first I thought, okay no way in hell would Bruce ever let Clark out of the cave dressed as ridonkulously as that Supernova costume, but then I remembered Robin's costume.

Also, Clark is a sexy sexy farmer. There I said it, I'm not taking it back, SHUT UP so there SHUT UP.

(9 out of 10)
 
In the Marvel universe, magic has been portrayed as various things. In "Unthinkable," it was very definitely not just another power, it was a whole discipline that required a different way of looking at things from what the highly scientific Reed Richards is capable of. The Skrulls are supposed to be a highly scientific race, given that they ran the Dire Wraiths out of their society in the first place because of their magic practices. Throwing the idea that Skrulls just happened to casually pick up magic on a level comparable to Doctor Strange is basically a square peg in a round hole.

In other words...Bendis.

P.S. There is no such thing as Chaos Magic.

Basically. See, this is why I say "stuff that Bendis says goes". It doesn't MATTER if Mark Waid or ANY other writer, or GENERATIONS of writers claimed that the Skrulls are so anti-magic that they exiled all their mages off planet and focused on science. If Bendis wants to change that, either in the present day or as a retcon, it will GO, and Tom B. will support it 100%. Every writer, on the record, has to (or knows it is good business and professionalism to do so). That is how it is with 90% of stuff Bendis writes.

SI hands him the keys to the entire universe, and that didn't work well with the X-Men before, and that is why some of us are dreading his second stab at the while shebang now.
 
Actually, Annihilation is (in some respect) the impetus for Secret Invasion. It's only because the Skrulls are nearing extinction that they're undermining Earth's heroes.

Not really. This whole invasion could date back as far as Bendis wants. So that would be long before Annihilation.
 
If the invasion dates back to before Annihilation, then the desctruction of their empire should render the plan useless, and the Skrulls should abandon the plan as soon as they find out.

If the invasion is happening because of Annihilation, then what's the point? Rebuild the empire by invading a planet they've had trouble with back when they still had a fully functioning military?
 
Yeah, the near-extinction of the Skrull race makes me wonder what the hell the purpose of continuing to obsess over our backwater planet is...
 
Well, maybe there were basically a bunch of sleeper cells for all that time, that only felt the need to step up an invasion plan after the empire fell. This isn't so much a well thought out plan as a last ditch effort of a nearly extinct race.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top
monitoring_string = "afb8e5d7348ab9e99f73cba908f10802"