Conservatives are Happier than Liberals

[StorminNorman]

Overall, you and I are two sides of the same coin.

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Libera

Thats quite amusing.

 

[Memphis Slim]

Liberals are freaking out over global warming....er... climate change.

Conservatives are not. So I guess we are happier!!!t:t:t:

 

[Superhobo]

Liberals are freaking out over global warming....er... climate change.

"Liek, its szo totally not tah same tihng, stupid libbers lol!!"

Conservatives are not. So I guess we are happier!!!t:t:t:

You also die earlier, too. But, no one's mentioned that yet.

 

[SentinelMind]

^when exactly are we all going to die because of global warming?

 

[BlackLantern]

It burns when I pee....I think I have global warming

 

[Superhobo]

^when exactly are we all going to die because of global warming?

I'm far from an expert on all of that, so - .

But, to elaborate - "you guys" are far more likely to die in your thirties and forties from heart attacks or the like than "we" are (if you want to play into that kind of mentality).

 

[Handsome Rob]

I'm far from an expert on all of that, so - .

But, to elaborate - "you guys" are far more likely to die in your thirties and forties from heart attacks or the like than "we" are (if you want to play into that kind of mentality).

You have any surveys or studies to back that up? Honestly, I would think people who vote Republican probably tend to have higher incidences of heart disease . . . but that's just the opinion of a guy who eats right and exercises regularly.

And one who calls himself a conservative.

 

[rdh007]

It burns when I pee....I think I have global warming

You have what is generally referred to as Hilton-itis. Other strains include Tila-itis and the Winehouse Tremors.

 

[Matt]

My results

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Though in all fairness, I could only select which was closest to my beliefs as most of those choices were just two extremes of each side.

 

[The Senator]

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Like Matt, my only problem with this is that every answer is the choice between one extreme or another...

 

[Matt]

Yeah, I felt the same way.

These two questions really bothered me:

Social Security:
Is simply a transfer payment that should be replaced by personal accounts
Can easily be fixed by making the rich and employers pay more

Taxes should be...
Cut to stimulate the economy and give people more of their money back.
Something the rich pay more of. They can afforded.

Like, just two huge extremes.

 

[BlackLantern]

One of the questions in there should be:

Do you love America?

Do you think America eats babies and kittens?

 

[Marx]

My results



Though in all fairness, I could only select which was closest to my beliefs as most of those choices were just two extremes of each side.

Like Matt, my only problem with this is that every answer is the choice between one extreme or another...

I agree guys. There really is no middle ground in that survey...

 

[Superman]

Hell, It's easy being happy when you're brain dead.t:

 

[SuBe]

That's not nice...

 

[LuiECuomo]

Hell, It's easy being happy when you're brain dead.t:

Well, I wouldn't be too happy being brainless!

 

[rdh007]

I agree guys. There really is no middle ground in that survey...

I "fourth" the motion. Though I wouldn't say it was completely inaccurate.

 

[Marx]

I "fourth" the motion. Though I wouldn't say it was completely inaccurate.

I wouldn't say that it was entirely inaccurate either. I would still prefer to have some middle ground when trying to answer some of those questions though.

 

[The Chairman]

Liberals are freaking out over global warming....er... climate change.

Conservatives are not. So I guess we are happier!!!t:t:t:

You've once again proved how superhumanly ignorant you truly are.

Hell, It's easy being happy when you're brain dead.t:

That...kinda wasn't necessary.

 

[comicgirl]

When your party has pretty much run the country unchecked for the last seven years, yeah, I would imagine you would be happier than your left-leaning counterparts.

Oh, that's all about to change.

 

[Marx]

Oh, that's all about to change.

We can only hope...

 

[BlackLantern]

Oh, that's all about to change.

well....when I can stand in a grocery store and hear Hilary referred to as a **** and Obama referred to as a Muslim ******, I have a tough time believing that

 

[Marx]

well....when I can stand in a grocery store and hear Hilary referred to as a **** and Obama referred to as a Muslim ******, I have a tough time believing that

Same here BL.

 

[Superman]

Well, I wouldn't be too happy being brainless!

Touche. t: t:

 

[Atlantis]

What's the difference between conservatives and liberals?