Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

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  1. Thread Manager Moderator

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    This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]321925[/split]
     
  2. Darkfly Registered

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    Basically you make a wish and then the next person 'corrupts' it and makes a new one and so on. it goes like this

    #1: I want a new phone
    #2: You get a new phone, 2 seconds before it turns into a hamster. I want a pony


    I'll start:

    I want a pancake
     
  3. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,but your new car is an Autobot and he leaves you to fight the Decepticons.


    I wish other people spelled right.
     
  4. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    They do. but now you spell incorrectly


    I wish for a nickel
     
  5. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,but a bully beats you up for the nickel.


    I wish to be a movie star.
     
  6. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    granted but you star in a bad Uwe Boll Movie (redundant I know)


    I wish it was 5 pm
     
  7. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,but now you just got hit by a car.

    I wish it was The 4th of July.
     
  8. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    It is but you're in Canada working


    I wish someone would buy me lunch
     
  9. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,but you're now poisoned.

    I wish for a nice juicy steak.
     
  10. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    granted but you're poisened - its always death with you.


    I wish for an end to all the bogus mission statements
     
  11. Nave 'Torment' Vigilante Detective

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    Granted... with a mission statement :p

    I wish for redemption!
     
  12. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    you have been redeemed. You now hang out with bible thumpers


    I wish for more coffee
     
  13. Sensi Me

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    You get it but it is so strong you just have to throw it out.

    I wish I could hear an apology from someone.
     
  14. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    You do but they arent apologizing to you.

    I wish for a new highlighter
     
  15. Sensi Me

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    You get one but its pink...bright pink

    I wish I had more posters.
     
  16. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    granted but you dont have anywhere to put them


    I wish I had time to go out to lunch today
     
  17. Sensi Me

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    You have time but then got caught up in posting and never had lunch

    I wish to say thank you. :)
     
  18. Spider-Aziz .......

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    You say it in an area filled with loud sounds, so the one at the receiving end hears nothing

    I wish switching between 2 languages on the keyboard constantly wasn't confusing at times
     
  19. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,you've just been transformed into a translating computer.

    I wish I was The Pesident of The United States of America.
     
  20. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    You are now Pesident of the United States. Which really means nothing according to the President.


    I wish for a good week.
     
  21. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,but it's going to rain all week.

    I wish everyone in Japan was ok.
     
  22. Anubis Sup?

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    Granted, but the radiation made everybody in Japan grow to 500 feet tall.



    I wish that I could go back in time and do High School all over again knowing what I know now.
     
  23. Sensi Me

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    You will but the bullies will make fun of you and beat you up and you will cry like a baby because you are there.

    I wish I could make others happy.
     
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    You do. The only problem is that it is fleeting. When you try to make it more than momentary, you become an annoying wreck. :)

    I wish that I could destroy something. This urge comes whenever I see some moron in a Ralph Lauren shirt with his collar "popped". lol, smh.
     
  25. Bruce Banner Functional, but hammered.

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    You can make others happy. Every person you help drains your own personal happiness. Everyone else goes off to live their lives and enjoy it to the fullest. You are left bitter, exhausted, forgotten and alone. (for sensi)

    For Ernie: You destroy the Ralph Lauren factory, your plan was to destroy a source for something you hate. Every Frat boy in the world goes looking for you to lash out at rage all because they can't buy a new color of the same style polo.


    I wish that I didn't withdrawal from a class.
     
    #25 Bruce Banner, Mar 21, 2011
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