Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

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This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]321925[/split]

 

[Darkfly]

Basically you make a wish and then the next person 'corrupts' it and makes a new one and so on. it goes like this

#1: I want a new phone
#2: You get a new phone, 2 seconds before it turns into a hamster. I want a pony


I'll start:

I want a pancake

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but your new car is an Autobot and he leaves you to fight the Decepticons.


I wish other people spelled right.

 

[NHawk19]

They do. but now you spell incorrectly


I wish for a nickel

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but a bully beats you up for the nickel.


I wish to be a movie star.

 

[NHawk19]

granted but you star in a bad Uwe Boll Movie (redundant I know)


I wish it was 5 pm

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but now you just got hit by a car.

I wish it was The 4th of July.

 

[NHawk19]

It is but you're in Canada working


I wish someone would buy me lunch

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but you're now poisoned.

I wish for a nice juicy steak.

 

[NHawk19]

granted but you're poisened - its always death with you.


I wish for an end to all the bogus mission statements

 

[Nave 'Torment']

Granted... with a mission statement :P

I wish for redemption!

 

[NHawk19]

you have been redeemed. You now hang out with bible thumpers


I wish for more coffee

 

[Sensi]

You get it but it is so strong you just have to throw it out.

I wish I could hear an apology from someone.

 

[NHawk19]

You do but they arent apologizing to you.

I wish for a new highlighter

 

[Sensi]

You get one but its pink...bright pink

I wish I had more posters.

 

[NHawk19]

granted but you dont have anywhere to put them


I wish I had time to go out to lunch today

 

[Sensi]

You have time but then got caught up in posting and never had lunch

I wish to say thank you.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You say it in an area filled with loud sounds, so the one at the receiving end hears nothing

I wish switching between 2 languages on the keyboard constantly wasn't confusing at times

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you've just been transformed into a translating computer.

I wish I was The Pesident of The United States of America.

 

[NHawk19]

You are now Pesident of the United States. Which really means nothing according to the President.


I wish for a good week.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but it's going to rain all week.

I wish everyone in Japan was ok.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but the radiation made everybody in Japan grow to 500 feet tall.



I wish that I could go back in time and do High School all over again knowing what I know now.

 

[Sensi]

You will but the bullies will make fun of you and beat you up and you will cry like a baby because you are there.

I wish I could make others happy.

 

[Ernie]

You do. The only problem is that it is fleeting. When you try to make it more than momentary, you become an annoying wreck.

I wish that I could destroy something. This urge comes whenever I see some moron in a Ralph Lauren shirt with his collar "popped". lol, smh.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You can make others happy. Every person you help drains your own personal happiness. Everyone else goes off to live their lives and enjoy it to the fullest. You are left bitter, exhausted, forgotten and alone. (for sensi)

For Ernie: You destroy the Ralph Lauren factory, your plan was to destroy a source for something you hate. Every Frat boy in the world goes looking for you to lash out at rage all because they can't buy a new color of the same style polo.


I wish that I didn't withdrawal from a class.