Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

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  1. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,every class you take,you hate.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  2. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,every class you take,you hate.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  3. Anubis Sup?

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    Granted, everybody is now dead.


    I wish I could sleep forever.
     
  4. Anubis Sup?

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    Granted, everybody is now dead.


    I wish I could sleep forever.
     
  5. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,you're dead.

    I wish for a houseboat.
     
  6. Anubis Sup?

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    (I'm fine with being dead if it means I can get some f**king sleep.)


    Granted, but it's got a hole in it.

    I wish I could go on vacation.
     
  7. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,you're off to Japan.

    I wish the lag on here was gone.
     
  8. Mrs. Sawyer Registered

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    Granted. The lag is gone, but you've been banned.

    I wish I was a Green Lantern
     
  9. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,but Sinestro killed you on your first day as a Green Lantern.

    I wish I was Superman.
     
  10. Orb Lord of Demons

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    Granted, but Lex luthor kills you the next day with a kryptonite mountain.

    I wish I never had a bad day.
     
  11. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,you were never born.

    I wish I was The Hulk.
     
  12. Sensi Me

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    You will be the Hulk but you will be the Red Hulk

    I wish tomorrow would be like today.
     
  13. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,you're in a time loop.


    I wish for a good Spring.
     
  14. Sensi Me

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    You will have a good Spring but realize you are on a different planet alone.

    I wish to have fun this weekend.
     
  15. lou2099 soulless zombie

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    You had fun fun fun, but your daddy took your T-bird away.

    I wish for clean, white teeth.
     
  16. PSYLENTGuardian El Pollos Hermano

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    You will get white teeth, but in the process, your dentist slices your tongue off.

    I wish James Cameron would direct the next Terminator movie.
     
  17. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    He does,but he wants Jim Carrey as The Terminator.

    I wish I had a Green Lantern Power Ring.
     
  18. greenrage36 pimpin' it Gamma-Style...

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    Granted, but it needs a recharge..



    I wish I didn't have to re-heat my cup of coffee...
     
  19. Cheshire1996 Registered

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    Granted but it tastes terrible

    I wish that I didn't have exams today.
     
  20. Ultra Lantern In Darkest Night!

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    Granted,they have been postponed for next week.

    I wish I had super speed.
     
  21. Cheshire1996 Registered

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    Granted but it only lasts for one hour, after that you're super slow.

    I wish I had something other than mandarins for lunch.
     
  22. PSYLENTGuardian El Pollos Hermano

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    Granted, but now everything you eat tastes awful.

    I wish I could age and de-age myself whenever I wanted.
     
  23. Cheshire1996 Registered

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    Granted, but you get stuck at the age of 85.

    I wish I had mutant abilities.
     
  24. greenrage36 pimpin' it Gamma-Style...

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    Granted, you have gained the oft-overlooked ability to pee power rays..(think Cyclops but without the..uh..eyes to aim)


    I wish I could think of a place to eat tonight
     
  25. Spidermatrix53 Custom User Title Garbage

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    Granted, but you but the place has been closed for years.

    I wish I had enough tuition and housing money.
     

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