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Discussion in 'The Community Diner' started by Thread Manager, Mar 14, 2011.
Granted,every class you take,you hate.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, everybody is now dead.
I wish I could sleep forever.
I wish for a houseboat.
(I'm fine with being dead if it means I can get some f**king sleep.)
Granted, but it's got a hole in it.
I wish I could go on vacation.
Granted,you're off to Japan.
I wish the lag on here was gone.
Granted. The lag is gone, but you've been banned.
I wish I was a Green Lantern
Granted,but Sinestro killed you on your first day as a Green Lantern.
I wish I was Superman.
Granted, but Lex luthor kills you the next day with a kryptonite mountain.
I wish I never had a bad day.
Granted,you were never born.
I wish I was The Hulk.
You will be the Hulk but you will be the Red Hulk
I wish tomorrow would be like today.
Granted,you're in a time loop.
I wish for a good Spring.
You will have a good Spring but realize you are on a different planet alone.
I wish to have fun this weekend.
You had fun fun fun, but your daddy took your T-bird away.
I wish for clean, white teeth.
You will get white teeth, but in the process, your dentist slices your tongue off.
I wish James Cameron would direct the next Terminator movie.
He does,but he wants Jim Carrey as The Terminator.
I wish I had a Green Lantern Power Ring.
Granted, but it needs a recharge..
I wish I didn't have to re-heat my cup of coffee...
Granted but it tastes terrible
I wish that I didn't have exams today.
Granted,they have been postponed for next week.
I wish I had super speed.
Granted but it only lasts for one hour, after that you're super slow.
I wish I had something other than mandarins for lunch.
Granted, but now everything you eat tastes awful.
I wish I could age and de-age myself whenever I wanted.
Granted, but you get stuck at the age of 85.
I wish I had mutant abilities.
Granted, you have gained the oft-overlooked ability to pee power rays..(think Cyclops but without the..uh..eyes to aim)
I wish I could think of a place to eat tonight
Granted, but you but the place has been closed for years.
I wish I had enough tuition and housing money.