Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Duke]

Granted, but then the U.S. Government will come & seize you & use you for experiments.




I wish I had Captain America's powers.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you are frozen in ice at the bottom of the Atlantic.



I wish I was on Vanilla Ice's Street Team.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, but they don't like you at all.

I wish I got the chance to direct a movie.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you direct the "Room II: You're Tearing me apart Lisa to the electric boogaloo".


I wish I could see through time.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but it does have a side effect, meaning you'll age prematurely.




I wish I was a Mod here at the Hype.

 

[Lord]

Granted, everybody hates you

I wish Batman had pseudo-sequels after rises

 

[Duke]

Granted, but they're all major flops at the box office, thereby putting Batman on the "backburner" for a loooooooooooong time.





I wish I could foresee the future.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but all you can foresee is the future of John Oates from Hall & Oates.



I wish Private Eyes weren't watching me.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're in jail.

I wish I was a police officer.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, You're Officer Alex Murphy from Robocop.....only the tech to make a cybernetic cop is still about 50 years away, so you're just dead.



I wish Santa Claus was real.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're on the naughty list and you get coal and herpes.

I wish Nick Fury was real.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but since Fury is real, so is HYDRA & they decide to nuke your city.




I wish I didn't need to work for a whole year & be finacially well off.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but while enjoying your fortune at home you're kidnapped and held for ransom



I wish M & M's melted in your hand and not in your mouth...

 

[Duke]

Granted, you discovered you've developed powers like the Human Torch, but you're branded a freak.




I wish my monthly bills would'nt be so high.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Granted, but that means you'll just be at home doing nothing, bored out of your mind until you have mental breakdown and get institutionalized.

I wish I was a Power Ranger.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you're the Pink Ranger




I wish everything in my life was successful, without a problem.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now you will become incredibly bored by your life and kill yourself.


I wish I had a million dollars without repercussion.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, after many long hours of personal hands-on testing you've broke ground in a new era for toilet paper...



I wish I had the kind of lights that you can clap on/off...

 

[Duke]

Granted, but there is an electrical fire & you burn to death.




I wish I was at Disney World having an awesome time.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, one of the rides that you are on crashes abruptly, and you die in a horrible rollercoaster fireball.

I want to be a billionaire, so freaking bad.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted....you have over a billion Pez dispensers...that was what you meant right?



I wish I drove around town in Herbie

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you'll be taken hostage & killed.




I wish I could on vacation for 1 whole year.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, on day one you get mistaken for a Mexican drug lord and spend the rest of that time in jail..in Mexico...enjoy your stay senor!


I wish my dog was Scooby Doo

 

[Duke]

Granted, but you'd be encountering all sorts of ghosts & freaky stuff & you'd suffer a fatal heart attack.



I want to startup my own company.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..all that work done making a new kind of toilet paper has turned into a nifty little business venture - you is now in the toliet paper-makin' biz! New ad slogan begins with: ..from the laboratory to the lavatory!... t:



I wish I bought stock in that company..NOT