Crazy Mayor of Welford

[Majic Walrus]

This completely crazy lady somehow got elected to the position of Mayor and is somehow "banning" police chases... I don't even know that she legally has that ability. But I do know that she is bat**** crazy.

 

[knowsbleed]

She speaks like Horton. She's going to be President one day.

 

[knowsbleed]

LOL... "I got blessed a lot today".




May God bless you all.

 

[Majic Walrus]

At the end he keeps asking her to be professional... Who the hell voted for her?

 

[Manic]

I'm sure the sheer stupidity of the people who elected her will depress me a little later on, but right now I'm too busy laughing my ass off.

 

[BillyZaned]

next law..... oat meal, free for all... she looks like she has dentchures

 

[chaseter]

Well I am moving to that town, robbing someone, and running!

 

[Manic]

Well I am moving to that town, robbing someone, and running!

Make sure you stay on foot and off the main roads. The car chases haven't been barred yet.

 

[PWN3R]

This is something that belongs in an episode of South Park, not in an actual public office.
So sad, yet so hilarious, god bless you internet.

 

[chaseter]

In a nut shell:

Mayor - "I am banning all police foot chases because the officers get hurt and they cost tax payers too much money in insurance."

Reporter - "So if a robber is 10 yards away, the police can't chase him if he runs?"

Mayor - "You are an idiot, that is not what it says. Why are you putting words into my mouth? God bless you x 10."

 

[bullets]

Even if they come to your door with a warrant , you could still run away apparently.

 

[BillyZaned]

I'd wear her like a hat

 

[Majic Walrus]

Even if they come to your door with a warrant , you could still run away apparently.

Something tells me that not ONE single cop in that city is going to follow her instructions.

 

[The Guard]

Is she suggesting that they abandon the police department's insurance to save money?

 

[bullets]

There is too many variables for this rule to be effective.

 

[Wolfwood]

So if someone runs and a cop chases after them and catches them, does it violate some kind of rule? I mean, could they argue the cop wasn't supposed to chase them in court? What kind of power does her decree really have?

 

[bullets]

It's unclear. it would be a mess in court to try and sort this thing out .

 

[Majic Walrus]

I did a little research. Her "decree" is basically nothing more than a request. It can't stand up in court and she has no jurisdiction over the police department. It's literally a crazy woman being crazy.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Who voted for her?