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[Cyclops]

is fanTABulous! "I quit," said

 

[flavio_lebeau]

Paris Hilton, who would play

 

[Ebil Gig]

Nightcrawler, but since she quit,

 

[TKing]

they hired Nicole Ritchie as

 

[flavio_lebeau]

Black Panther, because her skin

 

[Cyclops]

melted off in a horrible

 

[flavio_lebeau]

session of artificial tan. Halle

 

[TKing]

killed Nicole, and hijacked Fox's

 

[Cyclops]

golf cart. "I always wanted...

 

[Ebil Gig]

a golf cart! Now, I

 

[Cyclops]

can impersonate Bob Hope! Sweet!"

 

[TKing]

But the cart was rigged

 

[Ebil Gig]

with a bomb at the bottom

 

[TKing]

which detonated whilst Halle was

 

[Ebil Gig]

near the cart. Gambit saw

 

[TKing]

this, smiled and walked away

 

[Cyclops]

. Suddenly, from out of nowhere,

 

[TKing]

Halle's male clone appeared and

 

[Cyclops]

tackled Gambit right off a

 

[TKing]

Sentinel's shoulder, which targeted Gambit

 

[Ebil Gig]

and shot 10 missles at

 

[flavio_lebeau]

Halle's male clone by mistake

 

[Ebil Gig]

, so he ducked behind a

 

[marvelisawesome]

then someone was all bam

 

[Cyclops]

, so he ducked behind a

convenient energy barrier. "What luck!