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Dark and gritty remakes you would actually go to see?

Silvermoth

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Dark and gritty remakes are so done but which would you actually see?

I would love to see a blackfish inspired version of Free Willy where the orca gets revenge on those that imprisoned him.

Or Thomas the tank where a group of survivors have to survive on a death island entirely populated by sentient trains
 
In keeping with the season, I'd redo "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" as a Carpenter-esque sci-fi/horror/actioner about a suicidal department-store Santa whose plan to blow his brains out on Christmas Eve gets waylaid when he's forced to rescue neighborhood locals from the mutagen-spewing spider-crab-like things carried into NYC on a meteor shower.

Heck, I'm not sure I'd even keep the title - in keeping with the Carpenter vibe I'd probably call it either "Assault On 34th Street" or "Escape From 34th Street".
 
I would say Home Alone, but we already got that with Skyfall.
 
In keeping with the season, I'd redo "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" as a Carpenter-esque sci-fi/horror/actioner about a suicidal department-store Santa whose plan to blow his brains out on Christmas Eve gets waylaid when he's forced to rescue neighborhood locals from the mutagen-spewing spider-crab-like things carried into NYC on a meteor shower.

Heck, I'm not sure I'd even keep the title - in keeping with the Carpenter vibe I'd probably call it either "Assault On 34th Street" or "Escape From 34th Street".

That actually sounds amazing. And the titles are great.
 
I've always wanted a dark, gritty, rated R, TMNT. Take the franchise back to it's original comic book roots.

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