Darth Vader vs Optimus Prime

[Dark-Kenshin]

I got the idea on a commericial, but who would win?

 

[Electro UK]

*fails to see what this has to do with Marvel*

 

[Dark-Kenshin]

Optimus prime is a marvel character, yes?

 

[Electro UK]

I think Transporters used to have a Marvel comic, not sure if its specifically a Marvel creation though seeing as it has comics from a different company now. Though I can see your point now.

Oh... and Prime'd just step on Vadar

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What are "Transporters"? Are they anything like Transformers? Is there a Transporter Optimus Prime, just like the Transformers have their own Optimus Prime?

I'm so confused.

 

[The Leaguer]

If anyone thinks Darth Vader could beat Optimus Prime, they are extremely mentally handicapped.

 

[Electro UK]

What are "Transporters"? Are they anything like Transformers? Is there a Transporter Optimus Prime, just like the Transformers have their own Optimus Prime?

I'm so confused.

Oh shush, I think one word, I immeadiately link it to a film... without thinking...

 

[The Leaguer]

without thinking...

That summarizes the problem with 99% of the posters on the Hype.

 

[Danger Mouse]

What are "Transporters"? Are they anything like Transformers? Is there a Transporter Optimus Prime, just like the Transformers have their own Optimus Prime?

I'm so confused.

He meant Jason Statham. And in a three-way fight between Statham, Vader and Prime, he thinks Statham can punch their lights out in under two minutes.

 

[The Leaguer]

**** Prime can't even beat himself thats why he has no use for porn.

He's a robot. Robots don't beat off. They f*** Arcee.

Don't you know anything?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Gut reaction says Prime, although according to Transformers: the Movie Prime can be fatally wounded by a several shots with a small laser pistol to the right place.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He meant Jason Statham. And in a three-way fight between Statham, Vader and Prime, he thinks Statham can punch their lights out in under two minutes.

He'd probably have to try for under two seconds. That's about as long as he can perform his moves before the director yells "cut" and the action choreographer has to come in and explain how to do the move properly.

 

[Anubis]

Gut reaction says Prime, although according to Transformers: the Movie Prime can be fatally wounded by a several shots with a small laser pistol to the right place.

Small Laser pistol? Your avarage transformer pistols about the size of an anti air craft gun.

It's simple really. A low level Telekinetic, vs a 15 ton robot with a gun so big, it would make Chuck Norris s**t his pants. Do the math.

 

[The Leaguer]

Gut reaction says Prime, although according to Transformers: the Movie Prime can be fatally wounded by a several shots with a small laser pistol to the right place.

Did you see Transformers: The Movie? F***er was takin' laser blasts to his grill and lolling about it as he wrecked Decepticreep after Decepticreep.

 

[Cyclops]

Dude - Optimus Prime would... step on him or something.

Now if you want a REAL good vs. thread... the idea's cooking in my head already. You might see it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Small Laser pistol? Your avarage transformer pistols about the size of an anti air craft gun.

It's simple really. A low level Telekinetic, vs a 15 ton robot with a gun so big, it would make Chuck Norris s**t his pants. Do the math.

If this thread holds true to form, someone who reads the Star Wars novels should be along shortly to ***** at you for characterizing a Jedi as a "low-level telekinetic." Apparently, in the books, they're second only to God.

 

[Anubis]

Ah f**k the extended universe.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Optimus Prime has my vote.

 

[The Leaguer]

Couldn't you have found a better picture of Prime?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, like an actual picture of Prime, maybe? Like so:

 

[The Leaguer]

That picture could beat Vader on its own.

 

[Electro UK]

That summarizes the problem with 99% of the posters on the Hype.

You're the problem with 99% of the hype

I don't care if that doesn't make sense...

 

[The Leaguer]

I'm people's inability to think?

 

[Electro UK]

I'm people's inability to think?

Yes, do you not understand my dumb comebacks? HUH?

 

[The Leaguer]

No, apparently I'm your problem, too.