Desperate Housewives Finale

[tzarinna]

Whoa, I was not expecting any of that.



I love Bree, she's tough and sophisticated. She's like the combination of Lara Croft and Martha Stewart. I wonder if she needs an apprentice?!


Lynette and Tom are by far my favorite married couple. I hope they never part. They fight yet always seem to come to some compromise, although Lynette is a crafty pitbull.


Why does every finale have to end with cops and a few deaths/murders? But this finale answered a lot of questions.

Spoiler

Zach pulls the plug on grandpa is left left with a huge inheritence and now wants to leave his Dad in jail to rot. Bree busts out of psych ward only to stumble upon her daugher raiding the home of food and money with her lover Matt. He gets it by a sniper. Mike gets plowed by a car driven by Brees new suitor Carlos gets caught doing the maid.Gabby kicks him out.
Poor Susan waits for Mike, feeling very stood up.

 

[Mastermold]

I was kinda wondering where Edie, Andrew, and Felicia were....

 

[tzarinna]

Edie is in the hospital she got stung by a hive of bees after giving chase to a wired Susan, Andrew got sent away by Bree, she had enough and Felicia is in hiding in a cabin after faking her on murder, setting up Paul by chopping off two of her fingers, leaving a trsil of blood to the garage and her fingers in the trunk of the car. She is evil.

It has been a whirlwind of events.

 

[C. Lee]

What connection does Kyle McLaughlin's character really have to do with the prison that Mike was at and who is the mysterious woman he visits at the hospital?

 

[Mastermold]

Edie is in the hospital she got stung by a hive of bees after giving chase to a wired Susan, Andrew got sent away by Bree, she had enough and Felicia is in hiding in a cabin after faking her on murder, setting up Paul by chopping off two of her fingers, leaving a trsil of blood to the garage and her fingers in the trunk of the car. She is evil.

It has been a whirlwind of events.

Yeah genius I got all that from watching the previous episodes. Apparently, you don't understand the concept of rhetorical questions...

I was just saying I missed those characters especially considering all threes' names were in the credits (well Nicolette Sheridan's would be no matter what because she's part of the main cast)

Anyway, my other thoughts on the finale...

-Zach has gone from being disturbed in the first half of Season 1 to moderately evil in the second half of Season 1 to pretty good for most of Season 2 to DOWNRIGHT EVIL in the Season 2 finale.
-This season was essentially Bree-centric, whereas the first season was Susan-centric. Bree really shined in the finale....it took balls to confront Matthew like that....more balls than any of the men on this show have.
-Applewhites' mystery was nicely wrapped up....poor Betty and Caleb
-Tom didn't cheat after all. It's nice for the wirters to acknowledge that not all husbands cheat on their wives (now that Karl, Rex, and now Carlos all have)
-Brenda Strong is a beautiful woman..damn, she's tall too

 

[tzarinna]

I don't know I was completely thrown off by all that. I mean Susan met him randomly at the movie theater. It's all so werid, and now he has a thing for Bree, she gets so much play from guys, more so then Gabby.

Why can't series finales be as good as season finales?

 

[tzarinna]

Yeah genius I got all that from watching the previous episodes. Apparently, you don't understand the concept of rhetorical questions...

Ok, so I'm tired I need to get up for work in a little bitin about 3 hours......

 

[C. Lee]

Yeah genius I got all that from watching the previous episodes. Apparently, you don't understand the concept of rhetorical questions...

And apparently you don't understand the concept of acting nice and not being rude.....she didn't know you were asking a rhetorical question and was trying to do you a favor. Next time say "Thank you" and leave the snide comments at home.

 

[Abaddon]

what happened with the Applewhites?

 

[Mastermold]

And apparently you don't understand the concept of acting nice and not being rude.....she didn't know you were asking a rhetorical question and was trying to do you a favor. Next time say "Thank you" and leave the snide comments at home.

Gee I don't recall anyone asking your opinion. Are you the poster's boyfriend or something?

I just think the person was being a bit condescending is all. I am not mad at them. You, on the other hand, are pissing me off.

Now I remember why I don't come to these boards anymore. Because every time I post something whether it's in the Community forum, a Comics forum, or this, the TV Show Forum, people start ganging up on me.

 

[tzarinna]

And apparently you don't understand the concept of acting nice and not being rude.....she didn't know you were asking a rhetorical question and was trying to do you a favor. Next time say "Thank you" and leave the snide comments at home.

Thanks, Lee

what happened with the Applewhites?

So, much unfolded. Let's see if I can get it all out and coherently.




Actually I can't it'll have to wait or someone else can try, I need sleep, desperately.

 

[Abaddon]

Gee I don't recall anyone asking your opinion. Are you the poster's boyfriend or something?

I just think the person was being a bit condescending is all. I am not mad at them. You, on the other hand, are pissing me off.

Now I remember why I don't come to these boards anymore. Because every time I post something whether it's in the Community forum, a Comics forum, or this, the TV Show Forum, people start ganging up on me.

He's a moderator,and you were being rude.She didn't mean anything by it,she just thought you were genuinely unaware.Besides its already been clarified.Take a nap or something,there's no need for crankiness.

 

[SapphirePrima]

what happened with the Applewhites?

Spoiler

It turns out Caleb really didn't kill Melody (Foster?). He knocked her unconoious(sp). When Matt went to go see her she treatened to tell the police Matt got angry with her and killed her with a smacking her with a crow bar across the head. She had it comming anyway she was really ****ty.

Carlos in the maid I never saw that coming. I really thought she was just feeding him. It looks like the sweet asian maid has an evil side too. Of all people I thought Carlos would had an affair with that sister Mary Calrence. And Tom's baby momma whatever that woman is is sooo ehhh.

 

[C. Lee]

Gee I don't recall anyone asking your opinion. Are you the poster's boyfriend or something?

So...you believe that you are allowed to be rude, mean, and condescending towards others....but noone is allowed to tell you that isn't nice? How is that fantasy world you live in? You see, that's the great thing about the Hype....you don't have to ask for my opinion....I'll gladly give it to you whenever I can. Isn't that cool? Unless tzarinna is my wife in the other room on her laptop computer without my knowing it....then no, she is not my girlfriend or in any way relayed to me. I just happen to be nice and friendly towards the others on here who are nice and friendly too.

I just think the person was being a bit condescending is all. I am not mad at them. You, on the other hand, are pissing me off.

She wasn't being condescending at all.....you posed a question....she answered it....you were rude in return. Oh...and I believe I excell at pissing off the people who come here and act rude, mean, crude, and trollish......so yes, I guess I will probably piss you off.

Now I remember why I don't come to these boards anymore. Because every time I post something whether it's in the Community forum, a Comics forum, or this, the TV Show Forum, people start ganging up on me.

Yes...it's terrible when someone can't come here and be rude to nice people without having someone actually tell them that isn't a nice thing to do....just what is this world coming to when you can't curse out anonymous people and call them names for trying to help you....life just isn't fair anymore.

 

[C. Lee]

what happened with the Applewhites?

Spoiler

The older boy runs off with Bree's daughter....Mrs. Applewhite and her younger son start to leave in the middle of the night, but the police pick them up.....at the police station when they are showing her pictures from the Chicago crime scene she realizes that her older son killed that girl....the older son and Bree's daughter go to Bree's house to steal from her safe....he goes over to his house to get an axe to break into the safe....his mom tells him she knows he is a murderer....he goes back to Bree's house and breaks open the safe....Mrs Applewhite calls the police....Bree returns home and confronts her daughter and the Applewhite kid....he pulls a gun and tells Bree to get out of the way....Bree stands up to him, saying if being shot is what it takes to make her daughter know she is making a mistake than it will be worth it....he prepares to fire the gun...you hear glass break....you see a bullet hole in the window....he drops....the police come running in......later you see Mrs. Applewhite and her other son leaving in a moving van in the middle of the night.

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

What connection does Kyle McLaughlin's character really have to do with the prison that Mike was at and who is the mysterious woman he visits at the hospital?

I bet he's faking being a dentist and the women he put in the mental instution was a patient he messed up a couple of years back, when mike was asking him about where he want to college he was messing up the answers, so he knows mike is suspicious of him and it probly scared him into running him over

 

[SapphirePrima]

Spoiler

The older boy runs off with Bree's daughter....Mrs. Applewhite and her younger son start to leave in the middle of the night, but the police pick them up.....at the police station when they are showing her pictures from the Chicago crime scene she realizes that her older son killed that girl....the older son and Bree's daughter go to Bree's house to steal from her safe....he goes over to his house to get an axe to break into the safe....his mom tells him she knows he is a murderer....he goes back to Bree's house and breaks open the safe....Mrs Applewhite calls the police....Bree returns home and confronts her daughter and the Applewhite kid....he pulls a gun and tells Bree to get out of the way....Bree stands up to him, saying if being shot is what it takes to make her daughter know she is making a mistake than it will be worth it....he prepares to fire the gun...you hear glass break....you see a bullet hole in the window....he drops....the police come running in......later you see Mrs. Applewhite and her other son leaving in a moving van in the middle of the night.

You just made me realize I didn't answer his question

 

[tzarinna]

Yeah, so I had my first troll experience and I was too sleep deprived.

Thank god for Lee and Abaddon.

 

[spiderwasp]

Gee I don't recall anyone asking your opinion. Are you the poster's boyfriend or something?

I just think the person was being a bit condescending is all. I am not mad at them. You, on the other hand, are pissing me off.

Now I remember why I don't come to these boards anymore. Because every time I post something whether it's in the Community forum, a Comics forum, or this, the TV Show Forum, people start ganging up on me.

Hmmm, people keep ganging up on you. I wonder why that could be? Could you be doing anything to prompt it? Do people who are just trying to have a pleasant conversation not enjoy being insulted for no reason? Are these rhetorical questions? Are we ganging up again? What could you have done to prompt it?

 

[spiderwasp]

Oh, and I thought the finale was good. I especially enjoying seeing characters who have left like Rex, George, and John show up plus seeing Mary Alice in a more active role. I was totally surprised by Matthew's guilt and Kyle McLaughlin's character's actions. I did think two deaths, one hit and run (Let's face it, Mike's not dead) and a flashback to a murder may have been a little much for one episode in the suburbs though.