Did a Ghost Rape Me?

[Diamondhead]

Do you have a history of a blunt trauma to the head of any kind or of eating lead-based paint chips as a child?

jag

LOL
Nope!
But I swear it's the truth
As incredible as it sound
I was visited by an invisible entity a few years ago!

Man I got so many story I can tell
Because I believe every day is a new day that should be filling with a new experience
But for that you got to know how to energize your body and soul to the max.

I can tell the difference betweens a dream and hallucination
And it’s out of the question for me to use drug

A month ago I was in bed and that dude who looks like half man half woman
(A travesty) was sitting on top of me
Telling me he was Satan and he was trying to get his way inside me and other crap like that
So I reach and grab him by the back of his neck and push his face down the mattress
To suffocate him for a while and push him off my bed
And destroyed him with my heat vision
Even though it seem quite real I woke up and
I know it was a dream because I can have superman’s heat vision in my dream.

 

[Star]

Are you responding or is this a song you're writing

 

[jaguarr]

LOL
Nope!
But I swear it's the truth
As incredible as it sound
I was visited by an invisible entity a few years ago!

Man I got so many story I can tell
Because I believe every day is a new day that should be filling with a new experience
But for that you got to know how to energize your body and soul to the max.

I can tell the difference betweens a dream and hallucination
And it’s out of the question for me to use drug

A month ago I was in bed and that dude who looks like half man half woman
(A travesty) was sitting on top of me
Telling me he was Satan and he was trying to get his way inside me and other crap like that
So I reach and grab him by the back of his neck and push his face down the mattress
To suffocate him for a while and push him off my bed
And destroyed him with my heat vision
Even though it seem quite real I woke up and
I know it was a dream because I can have superman’s heat vision in my dream.

Hmmm...interesting. So, now I have to wonder if there's a nature vs. nurture component involved here.

jag

 

[Warhammer]

Honestly, ghost rape is pretty much the safest sex there is out there

You better be happy that you can't see what the ghost actually looks like. It might be all nasty looking (ala Thirt13n Ghosts).

 

[jaguarr]

You better be happy that you can't see what the ghost actually looks like. It might be all nasty looking (ala Thirt13n Ghosts).

Mmmmm....HAWT!!!

jag

 

[JayCaz]

You better be happy that you can't see what the ghost actually looks like. It might be all nasty looking (ala Thirt13n Ghosts).

and it's genitals might stink, like Thirteen Ghosts stunk. t:

 

[Eggyman]

Mmmm . . . I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning.

 

[Diamondhead]

Are you responding or is this a song you're writing

Are you kidding me?
I’m not a musician
But if I was
I’d be one of the best out there without really working hard at it!
Oftentimes I dream of song that don't even exist yet
They come with the lyrics and sound
All I’d have to do is to copy
That’s all!

Beside I’m sure that most of the successful song writers and musicians
Out there dreams their songs most of the time.

Like I said every day is a new day that should be filling with new experience.

 

[Warhammer]

Mmmmm....HAWT!!!

jag

F*** yeah!

For the girls out there, y'all might like this (and he wasn't even the worst one):

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Honestly, ghost rape is pretty much the safest sex there is out there

You obviously haven't heard the term "Ghost babies". Oh I just realised this brings new meaning to the phrase "Phantom pregnancy".

 

[JayCaz]

You obviously haven't heard the term "Ghost babies". Oh I just realised this brings new meaning to the phrase "Phantom pregnancy".

too true, they need to read my previous post on the subject. It's a very real problem, in Nepal in particular.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I just realised that ghost rape also isn't safe if the ghost is under 18, you don't want Chris Hansen popping up.

 

[Charlie No-One]

Anna Nicole Smith has this to say about ghost sex:

"A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, then one day I woke up and found it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, 'Well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.'"

I miss hearing these sort of quotes from her.

 

[SFII]

that was no ghost. that was the invisible gay man.

 

[TNC9852002]

Spoiler

-TNC

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

http://messages.yahoo.com/Science/A...?m=tm&bn=18934514&tid=763&mid=763&tof=2&frt=2

Lies,all lies.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

oh dear.

 

[BillPardy]

Patrick Swayze and his busy hands.

 

[Assassin]

Don't be ridiculous. There is no such thing as ghosts.
Clearly it was someone wearing an invisibility cloak.

 

[Shemtov]

I thought this was a new thread.....then I saw Jag's avatar.....then I was like "Well, it's knowsbleed".....then I saw 'Bleed hadone of his old avatars back so I releized that it was Jag and this was an old thread.

Anyway, I'm guessing it was Sleep paralysis.

 

[kane9321]

http://messages.yahoo.com/Science/A...?m=tm&bn=18934514&tid=763&mid=763&tof=2&frt=2

I um....yeah