Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - - - - - Part 21

[Drizzle]

I'm not usually one to celebrate someone's death and I don't condone politically motivated violence but all I'll say is I don't think the world lost anyone of value. I'm just worried about the retaliation.

 

[Sawyer]

Honestly, though?

The precision of the shot and the timing, after the Epstein evidence just keeps piling up, seems… interesting.

I don’t want to get too conspiracy-minded, but the opportunity to drown out that noise while also pointing to something and saying “See?? Look at how dangerous the left is!” feels very you-know-who.

 

[Drizzle]

Honestly, though?

The precision of the shot and the timing, after the Epstein evidence just keeps piling up, seems… interesting.

I don’t want to get too conspiracy-minded, but the opportunity to drown out that noise while also pointing to something and saying “See?? Look at how dangerous the left is!” feels very you-know-who.

The fact that they still haven't found the shooter, Trump being the first to announce the death and blame the left, that it happened during a time when other countries around the world are successfully revolting against their governments, another distraction from the Epstein files, etc. Too much going on to rule it out being an inside job, IMO, and I'm not one who gives much thought to conspiracies.

 

[Kane52630]

The FBI, the CIA, and the President trying to find the assassin

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

When you see MAGA on social media blaming Democrats and everyone else under the sun for the chaos THEY voted for:

 

[Lily Adler]

Me when trying to have a conversation and our resident bots- I mean posters just spam news articles and pictures:

 

[Kane52630]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

More like:

 

[Lily Adler]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

 

[Sawyer]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

*shooting happens*

GOP: It was an African-American they/them with antifa face tattoos and hollow point bullets laced with sex change hormones!

*surveillance footage shows a white shooter*

GOP: Okay the shooter was white, but they’re definitely TRANS!

*shooter is turned in by right-wing, gun nut family, revealed to be a groyper*

GOP: Okay, but he’s definitely—

*he's cis*

GOP: Uhh, uhh, uhh… THE SCHOOLS!

 

[Lily Adler]

*shooting happens*

GOP: It was an African-American they/them with antifa face tattoos and hollow point bullets laced with sex change hormones!

*surveillance footage shows a white shooter*

GOP: Okay the shooter was white, but they’re definitely TRANS!

*shooter is turned in by right-wing, gun nut family, revealed to be a groyper*

GOP: Okay, but he’s definitely—

*he's cis*

GOP: Uhh, uhh, uhh… THE SCHOOLS!

GOP: They will pay!

Media: Smiling and nodding

GOP: They don't know what they've unleashed on this country!

 

[Sawyer]

GOP: They will pay!

Media: Smiling and nodding

GOP: They don't know what they've unleashed on this country!

Stephen King: In his own words—

GOP: HOW DARE YOU SAY HE SAID WHAT HE SAID!

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Me replaying Rihanna's 'ANTI' and remembering how many bangers it had:



Also, how I dance when 'Sex With Me' comes on: