Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - - - - - Part 21

[Drizzle]

I'm not usually one to celebrate someone's death and I don't condone politically motivated violence but all I'll say is I don't think the world lost anyone of value. I'm just worried about the retaliation.

 

[Sawyer]

Honestly, though?

The precision of the shot and the timing, after the Epstein evidence just keeps piling up, seems… interesting.

I don’t want to get too conspiracy-minded, but the opportunity to drown out that noise while also pointing to something and saying “See?? Look at how dangerous the left is!” feels very you-know-who.

 

[Drizzle]

Honestly, though?

The precision of the shot and the timing, after the Epstein evidence just keeps piling up, seems… interesting.

I don’t want to get too conspiracy-minded, but the opportunity to drown out that noise while also pointing to something and saying “See?? Look at how dangerous the left is!” feels very you-know-who.

The fact that they still haven't found the shooter, Trump being the first to announce the death and blame the left, that it happened during a time when other countries around the world are successfully revolting against their governments, another distraction from the Epstein files, etc. Too much going on to rule it out being an inside job, IMO, and I'm not one who gives much thought to conspiracies.

 

[Kane52630]

The FBI, the CIA, and the President trying to find the assassin

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

When you see MAGA on social media blaming Democrats and everyone else under the sun for the chaos THEY voted for:

 

[Lily Adler]

Me when trying to have a conversation and our resident bots- I mean posters just spam news articles and pictures:

 

[Kane52630]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

More like:

 

[Lily Adler]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

 

[Sawyer]

Right wing twitter finding out who the shooter is.

*shooting happens*

GOP: It was an African-American they/them with antifa face tattoos and hollow point bullets laced with sex change hormones!

*surveillance footage shows a white shooter*

GOP: Okay the shooter was white, but they’re definitely TRANS!

*shooter is turned in by right-wing, gun nut family, revealed to be a groyper*

GOP: Okay, but he’s definitely—

*he's cis*

GOP: Uhh, uhh, uhh… THE SCHOOLS!

 

[Lily Adler]

*shooting happens*

GOP: It was an African-American they/them with antifa face tattoos and hollow point bullets laced with sex change hormones!

*surveillance footage shows a white shooter*

GOP: Okay the shooter was white, but they’re definitely TRANS!

*shooter is turned in by right-wing, gun nut family, revealed to be a groyper*

GOP: Okay, but he’s definitely—

*he's cis*

GOP: Uhh, uhh, uhh… THE SCHOOLS!

GOP: They will pay!

Media: Smiling and nodding

GOP: They don't know what they've unleashed on this country!

 

[Sawyer]

GOP: They will pay!

Media: Smiling and nodding

GOP: They don't know what they've unleashed on this country!

Stephen King: In his own words—

GOP: HOW DARE YOU SAY HE SAID WHAT HE SAID!

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Me replaying Rihanna's 'ANTI' and remembering how many bangers it had:



Also, how I dance when 'Sex With Me' comes on:

 

[Sawyer]

That horrible moment when you realize the current Trump term has managed to make you feel nostalgic for the first Trump term…

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Me watching my next door neighbor win another Primetime Emmy last night:

 

[Kane52630]

Me looking at all the weebs running around screaming in the theater, not realizing there was a big anime movie that came out.

 

[Lily Adler]

Me when more news of Microsoft shoving AI down our throats comes out:

 

[Lily Adler]

Me watching my next door neighbor win another Primetime Emmy last night:

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Noah Wyle?

 

[Lily Adler]

That horrible moment when you realize the current Trump term has managed to make you feel nostalgic for the first Trump term…

Who knew those Neo Cons actually gave a damn to keep the government from exploding.

 

[Sawyer]

Combing through various Criterion Closet sessions to find that, of all those interviewed, I’m most compatible with Ben Affleck

 

[Lily Adler]

When people discover what Canadian bacon is:

 

[Kane52630]

Me trying to change movie tickets last minute on AMC's app, but found out Taylor Swift's new whatever bullsh** is causing a backup and now I have to wait in line because her fans are deranged

 

[Drizzle]

Me trying to change movie tickets last minute on AMC's app, but found out Taylor Swift's new whatever bullsh** is causing a backup and now I have to wait in line because her fans are deranged

 

[Kane52630]

update: I got in, but it's keeps giving me an error to buy tickets now

 

[Drizzle]

update: I got in, but it's keeps giving me an error to buy tickets now

You can just tell us you're trying to buy tickets to Taylor Swift: Confessions of Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls or whatever it is that she's milking her fans for. No judgment here.