Don't Be A Dummy, Come Describe A Hype Member With A Gif! - - - - - - - - - - - Part 21

[Shinobi Shaw]

Oh those boards were an absolute ****show even on their best behavior.



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I think it might have been vaguely hinted at in NOES 6 during the flashbacks to before he got burned but Freddy vs. Jason leaned into it more, which I think makes it canon.

Man those boards were Reddit/Twitter levels of toxic before we had Reddit/Twitter levels of toxic. Those were the days though.

And on the subject of Freddy, yeah it absolutely was leaned into more in Freddy Vs Jason, but hey, a crazy white man luring kids to his home? My Spidey Senses always told me he was a Chester.

 

[Drizzle]

Man those boards were Reddit/Twitter levels of toxic before we had Reddit/Twitter levels of toxic. Those were the days though.

And on the subject of Freddy, yeah it absolutely was leaned into more in Freddy Vs Jason, but hey, a crazy white man luring kids to his home? My Spidey Senses always told me he was a Chester.

Freddy's a yapper which makes him interesting compared to a lot of the other slashers but thinking back on it, who would ever not root for Jason in that fight?

 

[Kane52630]

f*** it... Jason Voorhees highlights!

 

[Lily Adler]

Freddy's a yapper which makes him interesting compared to a lot of the other slashers but thinking back on it, who would ever not root for Jason in that fight?

In the remake, they try to frame it as Freddy being wrongfully accused of being a pedophile and that's why he kills... Then they **** the bed and say jk he's totally a pedophile.

 

[Drizzle]

In the remake, they try to frame it as Freddy being wrongfully accused of being a pedophile and that's why he kills... Then they **** the bed and say jk he's totally a pedophile.

Those last couple of Englund NOES movies before New Nightmare are lucky the remake exists.

 

[Sawyer]

Story flaws aside, one major issue I have with the Elm Street remake is the notion they had that making Freddy look like a legit burn victim was a cool design choice.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

@Kane52630

When the American forefathers found out they freed the slaves:

 

[Lily Adler]

Seeing r/BlackPeopleTwitter accepting American Dad is more black than The Cleveland Show:

 

[Kane52630]

When gen z or gen alpha checks out an old horror series like Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street and calls it mid or straight garbage

Me reading these reviews for The Thing

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Every time Kane reads a take of a classic film from Gen Z on Letterboxd:

 

[Kane52630]

Every time Kane reads a take of a classic film from Gen Z on Letterboxd:

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For Mask of the Phantasm

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

For Mask of the Phantasm

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Okay, all jokes aside, I understand your pain now because I want to just do this to that Steve Kay:



People literally get online and say anything.

 

[Kane52630]

"I couldn't follow what's going on."

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Plain, low budget and not funny really pissed me off.

Modern animation can't lace this film's boots:



I blame James Gunn and Ryan Reynolds dumbing these kids down.

 

[Lily Adler]

"I couldn't follow what's going on."

Jameela Jamil was right. They have to dumb down everything so these people can doomscroll while having the movie on in the background.

 

[Sawyer]

Plain, low budget and not funny really pissed me off.

Modern animation can't lace this film's boots:

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I blame James Gunn and Ryan Reynolds dumbing these kids down.

Don’t blame Gunn and Reynolds when TikTok and YouTube are sitting right there.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Plain, low budget and not funny really pissed me off.

Modern animation can't lace this film's boots:

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I blame James Gunn and Ryan Reynolds dumbing these kids down.

Do yourself a favor and go watch Chainsaw Man. Or stay at home and watch the Spider-Verse flicks.

 

[Drizzle]

I blame James Gunn and Ryan Reynolds dumbing these kids down.

But now I'll be blowing up your DMs with "this is SO boring" reviews for Rosemary's Baby when I get around to watching it.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

But now I'll be blowing up your DMs with "this is SO boring" reviews for Rosemary's Baby when I get around to watching it.

When you get around to watching that masterpiece and if boring is the first adjective that you type up to me, i gotta hit you with this:

 

[Drizzle]

When you get around to watching that masterpiece and if boring is the first adjective that you type up to me, i gotta hit you with this:

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I can't even pretend to troll you with that because I'll watch anything, lol

 

[Kane52630]

the chiropractor when he found out your insurance was declined

 

[Lily Adler]

the chiropractor when he found out your insurance was declined

You call in this guy:

 

[Luigi]

Film twitter finding out that John Carpenter is a grumpy hater

 

[Kane52630]

Film twitter finding out that John Carpenter is a grumpy hater

Speaking of which...

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

When Dorothy sees The Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda The Good getting buzz for more Oscar noms: