Don't Pee in the Woods

[The Nose Goblin]

This short video was made by a friend of mine. (No, its not me, and no, I do not appear in it.)

If you like quality cinematography, smooth editing and a narrative you can make sense of, then this video is not for you.

I love my friend to death, but this video is 'so bad that its good' to Ed Wood-ian levels.

And yet, in all seriousness, I love it and it never ceases to make me laugh.

So...tell me what you guys think. Rate my friend's video please!

So, without futher ado, I give you: "Don't Pee in the Woods"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=70_ChlDvGJE

or

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[The Nose Goblin]

My bad ladies and gents. I fixed the video link.

Had a brain fart there for a moment.

 

[Spider-Fan]

All I can say is, wow. That is MST3K bad right there, lol.

 

[Omega Wizard]

Amazing

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

... wth did I just watched?

... poor dog.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Poor hot dog is more like it t:

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I was commenting on the dog being peed on

 

[Omega Wizard]

I feel bad for the dude that bit the hot dog....

 

[The Nose Goblin]

I feel bad for the dude that bit the hot dog....

If you watch the video closely, you'll notice that no one is even biting the hot dog, its just some dude's hand in the mask!

(And you shouldn't have to look that closely to notice that really.)

 

[Majik1387]

Where's the vote for no stars?

And where's the vote to tell them not to continue it?

 

[Nathan Petrelli]

I love my friend to death, but this video is 'so bad that its good' to Ed Wood-ian levels.

Being a life long Ed Wood Jr fan I'm kind of annoyed you compared this trash to this cult legends work. Ed Wood Jr had good plots, but bad acting and sets. You can't make a crappy film without any effort and then say its on Ed Woods level because it sucks.

Thats what Uwe Boll is for. :P

 

[Omega Wizard]

Seriously, that was awesome

 

[Spider-Fan]

My friend had an idea for a short, but the man is lazy so we could never get anything done on it before I had to leave for the summer.

But I'll say for what it is, this is amusing. But I hope it wasn't meant to be good, lol.

 

[The Nose Goblin]

Being a life long Ed Wood Jr fan I'm kind of annoyed you compared this trash to this cult legends work. Ed Wood Jr had good plots, but bad acting and sets. You can't make a crappy film without any effort and then say its on Ed Woods level because it sucks.

Thats what Uwe Boll is for. :P

Well, the reason I said Ed Wood-ian, is that even those his films are bad, there is something charming and/or redeeming about them, and I feel that same way about this one.

I didn't mention Uwe Boll as I personally feel there is no charm or anything redeeming about his films. (Although if he can still get funding and do what he loves, then more power to him!)

I'll give you another example instead: I watched the film 'Crank' on dvd last year and I said to myself, "This has to be the most ridiculous movie I think I may have ever seen in my life. What the hell did I just see!?"

And do you know what I next? I immediately watched 'Crank' a second time.

True story.

 

[Nathan Petrelli]

Oh I understand where you are coming from

Carry on *swings nightstick*

 

[turtlefocker]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you and by now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do....


camera angles, acting, editing.... this video is garbage. Sorry.

 

[Devan]

Gives Oasis a bad name.

 

[X-Punisher]

No one says dooby

No one goes and hangs out in the woods in the winter during the day time to get high, they usually do that at night, and in the car where it's warm.

Very bad acting

Camera is bad

Poor directing

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Stupid. Horribly done. Disgusting.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I drink your milkshake.

 

[Captain Planet!]

But I like peeing in the woods.

 

[The Nose Goblin]

But I like peeing in the woods.

Then you will die!



True Story.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm actually creeped out. No joke.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Where's the vote for no stars?

And where's the vote to tell them not to continue it?

seconded.

 

[The Nose Goblin]

I'm actually creeped out. No joke.

Haha.

By the way, knowsbleed your avatar is hilariously awesome! t: