Drug Dealers Call the Cops On Teen Customers Who Stole Their Weed

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Cops say that two Ohio men who called 911 to report being robbed (by a group of teenagers, as they all practiced medieval sword fighting in a Taco Bell parking lot) forgot to mention that they were actually selling the teenagers weed at the time.

The parking lot dealers, Sebastian Wozniak and Anthony Klier, told police they "met a group of teenagers in the parking lot of a Westlake Taco Bell on Sept. 4 to practice medieval sword-fighting."

Although Wozniak and Klier refused to tell police what the teenagers stole, authorities quickly deduced it was a drug deal gone bad.

Police say that was really happened was that Wozniak had gotten into a car with the teenagers intending to sell them $80 worth of marijuana. Instead, one of the kids pepper sprayed Wozniak, stole Wozniak's weed from him, and and ran off with it.

Both Wozniak and Klier have been arrested and charged with trafficking marijuana and obstructing justice. The band of teenagers, it appears, still roams free.

http://www.cleveland.com/westlake/index.ssf/2014/01/two_men_neglected_to_tell_inve.html

This is absolutely hilarious, what kind of morons would think they should report that to the police. Like you can just be all "We got robbed, but what it was is unimportant. Just find them and we will do the rest!"

 

[NickNitro]

If only they lived in Colorado, this would of never happened.

 

[Maximus One]

Happens more than you'd think

 

[KevanG]

I don't see how they could expect anything to happen to anyone if they refused to say what was stolen and it's not like the cops couldn't figure it out ahead of time.