Drunk Student Convicted Of Frying Hamster

[Schlosser85]

I guess that makes you humanitarian of the year then, huh?

 

[James]

Boom, C.Lee lays the smack down.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Well there's a dinner idea.

 

[Marvolo]

You people are underestimating the power of alcohol.

I have been everywhere between buzzed to blackout to alcohol poisoning. Not once did I ever have a mind to hurt something. Alcohol lessens inhabitions and restraints and intensifies deep seated desires that we dare not let see the light of day. It does not create something that isn't already in a person. To be a mean or sadistic drunk one must already be capable of such things. Me personally I am an emotional person who tends to hide this fact, but you put a fifth in front of me and I will either be calling you brother by the end or nursing you back to health after you pass out.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Maaaannnnnnnn! I've been sauced off my ass and never thought about frying nobody's FERRET!!!the only thing i cared about like that was WHERE THE WOMEN AT!!!!

Alcohol is like truth serum. it's just brings to the surface what's already there! i knew this dude in the air force. I thought he was kinda cool. Dude got really drunk one day. he had been drinking all day! Dude saw me and some other black people and it was "N-word" this! "N-word" that! to make a long story short. they let him out after being arrested about to be thrown out the military and packing his stuff.he was all "Hey man! I really didnt mean that you know!" "it was just the Booze talking!" i told that dude if he didnt get out my face they were going to arrest me next for what i was about to do to him! That "it was the Booze talking!" is a cop out!... oh and this story has to be the nastiest, sick, disgusting story i have read in a long time! Thanks you guys! Kentucky Fried hamster!!! YUCK!!

 

[Nathan]

Doing this when you're drunk, means you were already a real bastard when sober.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I taped a hamster to a ceiling fan once...but I didn't fry it.

Considering you're the guy who gave us so much entertainment in the "Cops 40 minutes late.." thread, I'm not surprised your genius extends into your real world interactions as well. Try hanging on a spinning fan yourself and see how much you enjoy it.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Is it me, or is the guy in the photo smirking?

 

[Anita18]

Doing this when you're drunk, means you were already a real bastard when sober.

It wasn't that long ago that I was in college. I've been around plenty of drunk people, and the friendly folks only got friendlier when wasted. The ones who found themselves in a violent drunken fight (and I personally knew only one guy who did), weren't right in the head to begin with.

 

[Dr Lee]

If he's capable of getting so off his head on drink that he does something like this... Then there has to be the concern about what else he is capable of while drunk...

 

[Edguy]

I have been everywhere between buzzed to blackout to alcohol poisoning. Not once did I ever have a mind to hurt something. Alcohol lessens inhabitions and restraints and intensifies deep seated desires that we dare not let see the light of day. It does not create something that isn't already in a person. To be a mean or sadistic drunk one must already be capable of such things. Me personally I am an emotional person who tends to hide this fact, but you put a fifth in front of me and I will either be calling you brother by the end or nursing you back to health after you pass out.

Exactly. If someone is somewhat of an experimental, crazy *****ebag, though of course no-where near doing this kind of **** sober, a high enough alcohol level goes a long way.

Though, I do suspect this was more a result of being high than drunk. On the right psyche. drugs, "I should totally cook me om hamster" might sound like a good idea?!

 

[chamber-music]

Maaaannnnnnnn! I've been sauced off my ass and never thought about frying nobody's FERRET!!!the only thing i cared about like that was WHERE THE WOMEN AT!!!!

Alcohol is like truth serum. it's just brings to the surface what's already there! i knew this dude in the air force. I thought he was kinda cool. Dude got really drunk one day. he had been drinking all day! Dude saw me and some other black people and it was "N-word" this! "N-word" that! to make a long story short. they let him out after being arrested about to be thrown out the military and packing his stuff.he was all "Hey man! I really didnt mean that you know!" "it was just the Booze talking!" i told that dude if he didnt get out my face they were going to arrest me next for what i was about to do to him! That "it was the Booze talking!" is a cop out!... oh and this story has to be the nastiest, sick, disgusting story i have read in a long time! Thanks you guys! Kentucky Fried hamster!!! YUCK!!

I agree.



People do dumb stuff when they are drunk but these type of things do come from somewhere.

I never brought into Mel Gibson has no anti-semitic issues after his drunken jew rants. Everyone has been drunk and talk nonsense but if your repeatedly saying this stuff everytime your drunk it definitely comes from some part of your psyche. I don't buy that people just become sexist, racist, xenophobic, ect when they are drunk.

 

[Schlosser85]

Is it me, or is the guy in the photo smirking?

I thought so too.

I never brought into Mel Gibson has no anti-semitic issues after his drunken jew rants. Everyone has been drunk and talk nonsense but if your repeatedly saying this stuff everytime your drunk it definitely comes from some part of your psyche. I don't buy that people just become sexist, racist, xenophobic, ect when they are drunk.

Me either. Alcohol doesn't magically make you hate Jews.

Drunk people talk nonsense sometimes, sure, they don't start making specific racial slurs out of nowhere.

It just lowers their inhibitions to express the prejudices they keep hidden away the rest of the time.

 

[Darthphere]

I taped a hamster to a ceiling fan once...but I didn't fry it.

Can I give you some advice? Move the mouse over to where it says Log Out on the right hand corner. Click that button and do so. You need a break from here after your latest posts.

 

[Spider-X]

I have been drunk off my ass on several occasions, and never, ever would it cross my mind in a million years to try to throw my cat in the oven and turn it on.

Lol...unless you were drunk when you wrote that, apparently you're right...it just takes you being sober for that idea to cross your mind

but seriously, anyone posting in here about drinking alcohol somehow turning you into a sadistic monster either #1 has never been drunk #2 doesn't understand that some people are just sick/sadistic regardless of alcohol #3 doesn't understand drinking in moderation/responsibly.

 

[OctaviusINC]

There's also your happy drunks and your angry drunks if you want to generalize things.

I have a friend who gets drunk and that just leads to a ton of jokes...plays video games... and discussions about how Macho Man Randy Savage would make a great addition to the X-men.

I also have a friend that gets drunk and ends up verbally abusing his girlfriend and punching walls.

The happy drunk is happy with his life. Likes his job, loves his girlfriend, and he generally moving forward.

The angry drunk is not. he hates his job, "stuck" with his girlfriend, and is going nowhere.

Drunkenness opens up the floodgates to a lot of hidden feelings and prejudices. Oh, and just flat out nonsense.

This hamster killer in question here, probably has a lot of problems and is a slightly disturbed individual but most of all...an idiot.

 

[3rdstone]

There's also your happy drunks and your angry drunks if you want to generalize things.

I have a friend who gets drunk and that just leads to a ton of jokes...plays video games... and discussions about how Macho Man Randy Savage would make a great addition to the X-men.

I also have a friend that gets drunk and ends up verbally abusing his girlfriend and punching walls.

The happy drunk is happy with his life. Likes his job, loves his girlfriend, and he generally moving forward.

The angry drunk is not. he hates his job, "stuck" with his girlfriend, and is going nowhere.

Drunkenness opens up the floodgates to a lot of hidden feelings and prejudices. Oh, and just flat out nonsense.

This hamster killer in question here, probably has a lot of problems and is a slightly disturbed individual but most of all...an idiot.

Very good points. Number one lesson about alcohol is: If you're depressed, angry or feeling bad in general, don't expect huge amounts of alcohol to always make you happier. Very often it turns out the opposite way.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I taped a hamster to a ceiling fan once...but I didn't fry it.

You still tortured an animal, which is still sickening.

Anyway sadly, this isn't the worst thing I heard someone I know do drunk.

 

[Victarion]

I'd put him next to the dog.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

That's not even funny, at all.

That was a horrible waste of 10 seconds.

 

[Edguy]

Wow.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Does Squeekness know about this?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

It's probably better not to tell her.

 

[Edguy]

I highly recommend you make the most out of the time you have left here on the Hype. Because I've got a feeling it's winding down.

Please elaborate, because I'm genuinely confused right now.

I posted the comic simply because I thought it was funny that it popped up right as I was reading this thread..

 

[James]

Wow.

Why so surprised? It's obvious you're trolling up a storm.