Paris Hilton arrested for drunk driving

[Spider-Man]

Yup.

You obviously haven't seen you in a fedora

 

[Spider-Man]

Like your face.

Your avatar is great. It should totally be animated so he hops up and down.

 

[Karem-Knight]

To bad they did'nt beat her like Rodney King.

Ditto, If that one sparked a riot wouldn't this one be the opposit!?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

You wanna know something funny? When I found out about it this morning,this story was under "News Alert."

Sexy.

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

Ditto, If that one sparked a riot wouldn't this one be the opposit!?

ticker tape parade

 

[Fanticon]

they're all gonna get pulled over at some point...but blowing the legal limit on the breathalizer...I say give her a break...I feel her on the whole "I hadn't eaten anything all day and only had one drink" excuse...cuz it really can affect how you might normally act on only one drink. But, hey, who knows...maybe the cops were staking out and just waitin' to pull some of the rich big wigs over...If video footage from the charity benefit she was at surfaces...and they spot her drinking more than one margarita then she'll have some explaining to do.

 

[lordofthenerds]

I bet she offered the cop a ******* to not get arrested.

 

[Mr. Credible]

And you're not.

you spelt it wrong, dummy... paris says "the apostophe is silent"

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

did she get implants??? I dont remember her breast being that big.

 

[lordofthenerds]

did she get implants??? I dont remember her breast being that big.

Yeah she got tissue "implants".

 

[amazingfantasy15]

A night in Paris is hot however.

Your piss would be hot after a night in Paris.

Why was she driving anyway? She's rich, she should have a driver.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

they're all gonna get pulled over at some point...but blowing the legal limit on the breathalizer...I say give her a break...I feel her on the whole "I hadn't eaten anything all day and only had one drink" excuse...cuz it really can affect how you might normally act on only one drink. But, hey, who knows...maybe the cops were staking out and just waitin' to pull some of the rich big wigs over...If video footage from the charity benefit she was at surfaces...and they spot her drinking more than one margarita then she'll have some explaining to do.

Yeah, let's give her a break, it's not like she's know for this kind of behavior, sure she hasn't been caught for drunken driving before, but she is very well known for getting drunk.

 

[Drakon]

I'd make the obvious forced sex jokes, but I don't getting her on her knees is a very hard task.

Good thing they didn't give her a full body cavity search they'd be taking out beer cans, cigarette butts, condoms and a boot.

So THAT'S where I parked the Buick!

 

[Fanticon]

Yeah, let's give her a break, it's not like she's know for this kind of behavior, sure she hasn't been caught for drunken driving before, but she is very well known for getting drunk.

I guess we'll just have to wait for more facts...but this is definitely not a Haley Joel Osment cover up...I'm just saying...I have had that one drink got me drunk feeling before...but its just a feeling...cuz after a long day of work...or just a busy day where u can't find time for a meal and then you find yourself out at the bar with some friends...u know u can handle a six pack without feeling a buzz and then your first beer is like...whoa two more drinks and I'm officially a 3 beer queer. So again, if there is more proof that she had more than one drink...then I won't side with her. But it could have been me, or a friend, and I'd say "I only had one drink" and feel really friggin' pissed if they still brought me in on only one drink.

 

[WilcofanAshes]

OMG!!! No!!! Not Paris Hilton! What will we do?! Somebody call the news, Paris Hilton did something! I'd pay $50,000 for her used toilet paper.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Poor Paris.

Never fell sorry for a over privage person like her.

 

[celldog]

Knew it would happen sooner or later
Paris Hilton arrested for drunk driving

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Celebrity

Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving, Los Angeles police said.
Police pulled the hotel heiress over and tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically, Los Angeles police officer Robert Andreno told Reuters.
"She was arrested so, yes, she failed the sobriety test," Andreno said.
Los Angeles police spokeswoman Marjan Mobasser said Hilton was stopped by traffic officers in the Hollywood area at about 1:20 a.m.
The 25-year-old heiress to the Hilton hotel and real estate dynasty has achieved celebrity through saturation media coverage of her hard-partying lifestyle and a growing number of television appearances.
She is best known for her hit reality show "The Simple Life" and for a sex video that showed up on the Internet.
Earlier this year a judge ordered Hilton to stay away from a Los Angeles party planner who accused her of bombarding him with angry phone calls, shoving him and threatening his life.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060907/people_nm/hilton_dc_2

AND??????????

 

[The Chairman]

This is just too funny. But at the same time, not very surprising.

 

[The Kid]

OH Paris, you little silly thing, you... keep dancing.

 

[Shuley]

Paris Hilton is a skank,she's just rich cause mommy and daddy have money,she doesn't know what it's like to be living paycheck to paycheck,all she knows how to do is party and shop,that's her job is to shop for clothes,glad she got arrestted but i'm sure she'll be riding that the rest of her life "OMG I got arrested,poor me"!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I guess we'll just have to wait for more facts...but this is definitely not a Haley Joel Osment cover up...I'm just saying...I have had that one drink got me drunk feeling before...but its just a feeling...cuz after a long day of work...or just a busy day where u can't find time for a meal and then you find yourself out at the bar with some friends...u know u can handle a six pack without feeling a buzz and then your first beer is like...whoa two more drinks and I'm officially a 3 beer queer. So again, if there is more proof that she had more than one drink...then I won't side with her. But it could have been me, or a friend, and I'd say "I only had one drink" and feel really friggin' pissed if they still brought me in on only one drink.

Yeah, because her schedule is sooooo demanding...

 

[jimmy]

It was gonna happen sooner or later.

 

[WilcofanAshes]

Paris Hilton is famous for doing absolutely nothing. She's rich, lazy and stupid and our culture just eats it up because...well...we're just stupid.

 

[The Female Torch]

This is only the first time she got busted for drunk driving

 

[The Female Torch]

Then DIE. Just ****ing die already!

Biatch...

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