E77's Rants And Complaints About Insigificant Life Issues

[Equint77]

I'm making this thread so I can vent on what I find annoying, stupid, lame or just plain ******ed. I will post new complaints and rants as I go through life wondering WTF?!??!!

Rant No. 1 - Those ****ing Fanta commercials.

Everytime I hear or see that ****ing commercial it makes me wanna throw a brick at my TV and one day I probably will. Hearing that god damn chant "dontchu you wanna fanta fanta, donchu wanna fanta"... What I wanna do is throw a bottle of acid at those soda ****es.

 

[Erzengel]

Can I have sex with a few of them before you do any harm to them?

 

[Equint77]

no

 

[DOG LIPS]

Uh-huh.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

no

angry, punishing sex? like they do in the Ukraine?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

you know what commercial i hate, those damn psp ones. "its like a nut you can play outside" wtf is that suppose to mean?!

 

[Equint77]

angry, punishing sex?

if it involves ramming one (more is optional) of those fanta bottles in their undercarriage... by all means.

 

[Equint77]

you know what commercial i hate, those damn psp ones. "its like a nut you can play outside" wtf is that suppose to mean?!

don't you play with your nuts?

 

[jaguarr]

There's already a "Commercials I Hate" thread. Turn off your TV and go outside.

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

How do you feel about the Gibbler?

 

[Ronny Shade]

angry punishing sex is the only kind worth having

 

[Equint77]

There's already a "Commercials I Hate" thread. Turn off your TV and go outside.

jag

this will go beyond commericials.. I have more things to curse out in the coming weeks.. I just need to remember them.

 

[Equint77]

How do you feel about the Gibbler?

I'd feel really good about that skinny ***** if you had voted for me.

 

[musclesforsupes]

Sorry Equint but he arfo'd before you I cant help that

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

angry punishing sex is the only kind worth having

No. When it's "LOVE", I mean...Sammy Hagar-level "LOVE", then you can do the kind where you're looking eachother in the eyes during it and crying tears of joy together and whispering "you are my everything, you are the air I breath.", etc.

 

[Ronny Shade]

No. When it's "LOVE", I mean...Sammy Hagar-level "LOVE", then you can do the kind where you're looking eachother in the eyes during it and crying tears of joy together.

but that'll never happen

 

[musclesforsupes]

I miss that chick from that show

 

[Erzengel]

angry, punishing sex? like they do in the Ukraine?

Ah, the smell of humiliation, tears and latex. Is there any other kind?

 

[Darthphere]

Ah, the smell of humiliation, tears and latex. Is there any other kind?

No.

 

[jaguarr]

this will go beyond commericials.. I have more things to curse out in the coming weeks.. I just need to remember them.

Do NOT disappoint me!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd do a b****-thread but I'd have to quit my job, give up sex, music and horror movies just to keep it up-to-date.

 

[Equint77]

Do NOT disappoint me!

jag

I had a whole set list yesterday but like most things nowadays.. I forget.

I'll write them down and post them on Friday. Hopefully.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'd do a b****-thread but I'd have to quit my job, give up sex, music and horror movies just to keep it up-to-date.

omg not horror movies! oh noes!

 

[jaguarr]

I had a whole set list yesterday but like most things nowadays.. I forget.

I'll write them down and post them on Friday. Hopefully.

I'm starting to feel disappointed!

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

Dont forget wilhelm about superman returns falcor in pants.