E77's Rants And Complaints About Insigificant Life Issues

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dont forget wilhelm about superman returns falcor in pants.

 

[musclesforsupes]

cheetos was a hot one on that show.

 

[Equint77]

Rant number 2 - Kill the son of a ***** who came up with this quote "I know my calculus, you plus me equals us".

It takes either king size balls or lack there of to come up with garbage like that. And when I heard it on TV the other day... I swear I wanted to go outside and beat up a 12 year old. WHO THE **** WRITES LIKE THAT???

 

[musclesforsupes]

I still hate grandpa joe.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Rant number 2 - Kill the son of a ***** who came up with this quote "I know my calculus, you plus me equals us".

It takes either king size balls or lack there of to come up with garbage like that. And when I heard it on TV the other day... I swear I wanted to go outside and beat up a 12 year old. WHO THE **** WRITES LIKE THAT???

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Rant number 2 - Kill the son of a ***** who came up with this quote "I know my calculus, you plus me equals us".

It takes either king size balls or lack there of to come up with garbage like that. And when I heard it on TV the other day... I swear I wanted to go outside and beat up a 12 year old. WHO THE **** WRITES LIKE THAT???

Michael Phelps was quoted saying that.

He sux

 

[Equint77]

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I wanna **** your avatar dead.

 

[jaguarr]

So pretty much the only thing that bothers you these days is on TV?

jag

 

[Equint77]

So pretty much the only thing that bothers you these days is on TV?

jag

I've back to a self imposed rehab for the last month.... I've been avoiding going out and destroying my body. I'm on the verge of getting this new bar gig soon so that should be keeping me busy and I know I'll have more rants outside of TV.... until then I'm gonna wail.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Happy Friday Equint. Today means that you have to post your rants you've collected over the week. I could give you a few ideas if you want.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

cheetos was a hot one on that show.

LMAO...even after 4PM, you still provide the laughs.

 

[Equint77]

Rant Number 3 - People who wear Yankee hats that aren't from NY or even Yankee fans.

I was watching that Reebok commerical for that rapper Game and the stupid muther****er had on a Yankee hat.... ********... you live in LA wear your own ****.. stay on your side of the country.. Please stop the charade.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I don't do that.

I would never wear a Yankees hat.


unless somebody paid me

 

[Darthphere]

Rant Number 3 - People who wear Yankee hats that aren't from NY or even Yankee fans.

I was watching that Reebok commerical for that rapper Game and the stupid muther****er had on a Yankee hat.... ********... you live in LA wear your own ****.. stay on your side of the country.. Please stop the charade.

What about a Red Sox cap?

 

[Equint77]

What about a Red Sox cap?

that is alright. as long as it's not in NY.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Why did napkin get merged!

Danny Tanner blinked

 

[Darthphere]

that is alright. as long as it's not in NY.

Awesome.


*parades Red Sox cap in rainy Miami*

 

[Erzengel]

that is alright. as long as it's not in NY.

I don't like hats outside of the designated team colors unless it's pink and it's on a girl.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I hate superman shirts that are the wrong colors even when they're pink and on a girl.

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah those pink Superman belly shirts on women are just horrible.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can't tell if you're being truthful or funny, Erz

 

[Equint77]

no one puts grandpa joe in the corner.. no one

 

[Equint77]

Rant Number 4: Club Music....
It never ceases to ****ing amaze me at how tacky, how tasteless and how ****ing LAME club music is.... and worse when I hear someone blasting that muther****ing garbage in their car. NO I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ACE OF BASE SONGS WITH A ****ING FASTER BEAT. Keep that **** to your muther****ing self please. I hate clubs, I hate club music and I muther****ing hate club people.... especially the ones in LONG ISLAND. THEY ALL ****ING LOOK THE SAME... SOUND THE SAME and probably eat each other's ****.

**** them and their dead grandmothers.

 

[Neptune]

So i'm guessin' i couldn't find you in da club with a bottle full of bub.

 

[Equint77]

i'd rather stay home and play solitare or a cool game of "D&D" than be seen in a club.