Earthquake in Pakistan CREATES NEW ISLAND

[DarkSentinel]

You claimed it in my name


I am your king

 

[Victarion]

You claimed it in my name


I am your king

But of course. I will secure the surrounding lands while you lead our people to their new island.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Wasn't this a plot point in Larry Hama's run on G.I. JOE?

 

[KevanG]

Woody, I don't think the Hype or the UN will condone you taking over Pakistan.

 

[Marvolo]

But of course. I will secure the surrounding lands while you lead our people to their new island.

I would assist, but my white walkers aren't too fond of the heat.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I would assist, but my white walkers aren't too fond of the heat.

Don't they bring cold with them though? t:

 

[Marvolo]

Don't they bring cold with them though? t:

Dangit you know your stuff. Well, truth is my second in command's brother is getting hitched and I've given the clans leave to attend the wedding. Grute (second in command's mentally challenged cousin) is playing in the band and frankly that's going to be a lot more interesting than conquering some noxious mud island. BUT if the booze keeps flowing and we get bored we might just come that way and raise some hell. Just gotta see how things go.

 

[DarkSentinel]

**** **** up....at a wedding

And I'll let the bride and groom use it for their honeymoon

 

[Marvolo]

**** **** up....at a wedding

And I'll let the bride and groom use it for their honeymoon

Hmmm, they werent planning to go on a honeymoon what with expenses and a lack of income. Pillaging gets harder every year with the UN breathing down our necks. A frozen island to themselves would make a nice wedding gift. Tho Id need to claim it with only a small regiment and keep it a secret until the gifting ceremony. **** it, I've pulled off crazier stuff with longer odds. Should have been there when I took King's Landing. Cersie **** a golden brick when I walked into the throne room. It was priceless. Of course, that was before that damn maester burst in and opened that damn portal and cast us into this magically challenged world. I didnt even know they could do that! If I ever get back I'm gonna freeze his balls and hand him over to Qyburn.