East Boston cat called to jury duty

[SuperFerret]

"Your Honor, we cannot trust the jury for the simple fact that one of them is a cat".

"Objection! Your Honor, the Prosecutor is simply trying to inject an ages-old racial stereotype into this trial by picking on one of the jurors."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"Your Honor, if I may...I've been watching the Cat closely over night, he has mob connections".

 

[SuperFerret]

Damn you Bat-Pug!

 

[NotAHenchwench]

He's awfuly cute, that's for sure.

 

[SuperFerret]

If only my Google Fu was better, but alas, "Joker Rat" did not turn up any acceptable results.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Tehee, Bat-Pug wins again!

 

[Timstuff]

One thing's for sure, the courtroom sketches are going to make for some great LOLcat moments. I could easily see this becoming a movie: 11 Angry Men and a Cat.

 

[Manic]

So basically, "Can i haz stenographer minutez?" then?

 

[Mike_D202]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[Sentinel X]

I've been literally laughing out loud this whole thread

 

[Logan's Lady]

 

[Obi-Ron]

Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request.

Seriously, WTF?

 

[Tsunulia]

Here's a little something I whipped up for our ridiculing of stupidity

 

[Mike_D202]

lmao

 

[Addendum]

Weasels in the court room? I'd rather see the apocolypse

 

[Silicon Surfer]

They could ask for a disqualification on the grounds that the cat does not adequately understand English or that the cat is underage. It is a rare cat that lives to the age of 18.

 

[Wolfwood]

If I was the Jury Commissioner, I would deny the request as well. The opportunity is just too hilarious to pass up on.

Also, thanks for this thread, I just remembered I have Jury Duty on Tuesday. Would've forgotten all about it.

 

[Alex The Great]

"Your Honor, we cannot trust the jury for the simple fact that one of them is a cat".

"Objection! Your Honor, the Prosecutor is simply trying to inject an ages-old racial stereotype into this trial by picking on one of the jurors."

"Your Honor, if I may...I've been watching the Cat closely over night, he has mob connections".

"Order! Order!".

 

[KevanG]

Judge: Juror 7! Leave Juror 6 alone!
Juror 7: But he's a Kitty! I will name him Snoogums and he will be mine!