Egyptian king cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo

[terry78]

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation...s-from-bronx-zoo-said-to-be-in-isolation.html

SyFy will snap up the right to this in no time.

 

[Hotwire]

Sounds like the start of a new Spider-Man villain to me.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Serpentor is on his way.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

This looks like a job for G.I.Joe.

 

[kane9321]

this...i command

 

[Pink Ranger]

"Enough is enough! I've had it with this mother****** snake in my mother****** zoo!"

 

[runawayboulder]

"I got a snake, mang. One time I fed it some beer, it slithered this way and that. It was all fu**ed up!"

 

[Spider-Fan]

Very SNAKEY!

 

[SpideyVille]

It has started its own twitter account

http://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra

 

[Spider-Fan]

That is fantastic!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Harry Potter 'been doing some traveling.

 

[Shemtov]

Harry Potter 'been doing some traveling.

He lost his Parseltongue in 1997[/Potter fan]

 

[Gotham Knight]

SyFy Presents: EGYPTIAN KING COBRA VS. GIGANTIC SNAKE WHALE MOON COW FROM OUTERSPACE, ON AN EXPLODING PLANET!

Coming Soon!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

SyFy Presents: EGYPTIAN KING COBRA VS. GIGANTIC SNAKE WHALE MOON COW FROM OUTERSPACE, ON AN EXPLODING PLANET!

Coming Soon!

I would watch that.

 

[Alex The Great]

A deadly snake roaming free in Manhatten? Meh, there's worst things in NY. Ever been in the subways? :yuck:

 

[Ultra Lantern]

A deadly snake roaming free in Manhatten? Meh, there's worst things in NY. Ever been in the subways? :yuck:

The snake could be in the subway.

 

[chaseter]

The snake is no where. It's like 40 degrees in NYC. If it went some where it didn't get far.

 

[bored]

Not if it got a room in the Waldorf-Astoria. Which it did. It's ordering champagne and meeting some hot local garter snake.

 

[chaseter]

She is in Central Park feeding pigeons and waiting on her best friend Kevin to return.

 

[Spider-Fan]

SyFy Presents: EGYPTIAN KING COBRA VS. GIGANTIC SNAKE WHALE MOON COW FROM OUTERSPACE, ON AN EXPLODING PLANET!

Coming Soon!

Can I write that script?

 

[Alex The Great]

It's in a strip club shooting venom at various strippers that shouldn't be strippers.

It's doing the city a service, really

 

[terry78]

And it also has the voice of Bill Nighy and tells passer-bys that if they show their face again he'll drag them straight down to hell.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The snake is eating the muggers of New York.

 

[Paroxysm]

Good time to catch a Knicksssssssssssssssssssssss game.