Ever had a fist fight? Tell about it here!

[The Joker_1000]

Just post up your story here. Please, guys, no arguing, just tell your story.

I'll tell mine after some of you other guys post some stories up.

 

[elgaz]

Not much of a 'fist fight' but I got involved in an altercation last night where a guy from my workplace (we were out for our Xmas party) had a random girl pinned against a wall and was seriously intimidating her. It was circa 2am and we were all trying to get home, I believe she walked past and he just targeted her. I have NO time for guys who beat on women so I got in between them and had him on the ground pretty quickly, I told him to think carefully what he was going to say before he got up. He got very apologetic very quickly, but nonetheless I'm sure it will be interesting to see what he says to me on Monday morning when he's sober. D**k!

Gaz

 

[The Joker_1000]

Ha! I've never had any cases like that but I'm sure I'd have done the same thing you did.

Two weeks ago this kid was talking stuff so eventually I got tired of it. I hit him in the face & during the whole fight (which didn't last more than a minute), he missed every single punch he threw at me while I continued to just throw him around the room. He only got two punches when my dumbass teacher decided to finally break up the fight. I was just beginning to have fun, too.

 

[Matrixo]

7th grade I got in a fight. kid punched my nose like 3 times pretty quickly I wailed on him then for 5 seconds we where bashing each others faces.

I had a bleeding nose, not serious, and he had a lumpy forehead and a cut around his forehead/eye. I dont know who "won" and I dont care. Funny thing is, my body went numb during the fight, I didn't feel any pain what so ever. My eyes didnt even water up. odd.

 

[tzarinna]

Are you recruiting?

 

[bullets]

I got in a bar fight ....... Basically a dude spilled his drink on my buddy , My buddy wouldnt let it go , so they got in each other's faces . Anyway it was broken up and told if it was to continue they would be leaving . About ten minutes later , maybe longer i was drunk , the got in each others face again on the dancefloor . They started fighting and i stood there cheering my friend on while the dancefloor cleared out and people looked on in horror .
Out of nowhere these two bodybuilder type dude come up and toss me onto a table that had bottles on it . The place broke out into a frenzy by the time i got up . guys were just fighting each other at random and security was trying to get involved. When i got up i lunged onto one of the guys that threw me and started to pound his face . I got the upperhand (if i was sober i never would of attempted this) I did pretty well and suprised myself.
The cops showed up , we all ran outside , some kid sucker punched me , i kicked him in the stomach , another one of my friends who was also there pulled up in his car , i climbed in through the window and luckily all three of us escaped .
I think the whole thing was funny besides the cuts and bruises .

 

[The Joker_1000]

Another time I fought it didn't go as planned. I told a bunch of my friends or people I hung out with I was going to fight him. Got outside, he turned around & wanted to head to a field but I was thinking "**** that" & I swung at him but he moved and then he swung twice & missed so I swung again & connected. The whole fight was crazy, because I never got suspended even though I was sitting in the office. Then again, it was AFTER school.

 

[The Joker_1000]

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[knowsbleed]

1st rule of Fight Club...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I've never really got in a fight. I guess all I ever had to do was throw down some harsh rhymes, yo.

 

[S_H_F_4839]

I have been in fights, my most recent one I lost, and I am man enough to admit it. but the guy sucker punched me and bounced my head off a brick wall. Still didnt knock me out.

 

[The Joker_1000]

I lost a fight this year too. I was walking with my head down & he came out of nowhere. Yeah, I lost, but he didn't fight me face to face which proves the guy is a *****. Besides, he didn't knock me down & my friend caught him a minute later & beat his ass & then we stomped him. So, you tell me who got it really bad that day.

 

[kainedamo]

I got in a bar fight ....... Basically a dude spilled his drink on my buddy , My buddy wouldnt let it go , so they got in each other's faces . Anyway it was broken up and told if it was to continue they would be leaving . About ten minutes later , maybe longer i was drunk , the got in each others face again on the dancefloor . They started fighting and i stood there cheering my friend on while the dancefloor cleared out and people looked on in horror .
Out of nowhere these two bodybuilder type dude come up and toss me onto a table that had bottles on it . The place broke out into a frenzy by the time i got up . guys were just fighting each other at random and security was trying to get involved. When i got up i lunged onto one of the guys that threw me and started to pound his face . I got the upperhand (if i was sober i never would of attempted this) I did pretty well and suprised myself.
The cops showed up , we all ran outside , some kid sucker punched me , i kicked him in the stomach , another one of my friends who was also there pulled up in his car , i climbed in through the window and luckily all three of us escaped .
I think the whole thing was funny besides the cuts and bruises .

Your buddy was in the wrong. I really have to say I think that guys who act all offended over a spilt drink are morons.

Plus... the rest of the story sounds kinda fake.

 

[kainedamo]

I have been in fights, my most recent one I lost, and I am man enough to admit it. but the guy sucker punched me and bounced my head off a brick wall. Still didnt knock me out.

I lost a fight this year too. I was walking with my head down & he came out of nowhere. Yeah, I lost, but he didn't fight me face to face which proves the guy is a *****. Besides, he didn't knock me down & my friend caught him a minute later & beat his ass & then we stomped him. So, you tell me who got it really bad that day.

Oh wow, the tough talk in this thread has me shivering!!

 

[S_H_F_4839]

Oh wow, the tough talk in this thread has me shivering!!

tough talk because I admited to losing a fight?



I understand the humor, just not my part in it.

 

[kainedamo]

It was the "still didn't knock me out" part, lol.

 

[S_H_F_4839]

It was the "still didn't knock me out" part, lol.

ah, I understand now. I just have a hard head, fell out a window when I was three landed on my head and lived through it.

 

[X-Ray]

Your buddy was in the wrong. I really have to say I think that guys who act all offended over a spilt drink are morons.

Plus... the rest of the story sounds kinda fake.

Yes they are. This reminds me of a incident involving a certain Philadelphia Eagles Linebacker when he was a senior in high school. It was Halloween night back in 2000. At a party he spilled his drink on some Asian dude. He apologizes and Asian dude played it off like it was okay & ****. A hour later, 20 something guys crash the party. Apparently the Asian guy felt offended and called up about 20 of his homies. They beat the **** out of him with socks filled with batteries. One of his friend, now with the Bengals, tries to step in. But he's stopped by a punk with a gun to his face. He's basically forced to watch as his friend is getting beaten to a bloody pulp. Eventually it comes to an end and he's taken away by paramedics. 3 days later he's back on his feet and playing football on Friday night. Morons indeed.

As for me. I haven't been in a fist fight since the 8th grade. And that **** was back in 96'.

 

[kainedamo]

Yeah its been a few years myself, and even so I wouldn't call it a fight. Long story short, a guy in a bar was acting like an ******* and had punched my friend in the balls. When my friend explained what happened, I went to the dancefloor and hit the guy. He fell over, I jumped ontop of him yelling at him haha. I'm not a very violent guy... if I were I would have hit him some more while he was on the ground.

A couple of years before that still, this ******* punched my friend in the face for no reason at all and hoped around all of us going "come on then!! come on!!". I picked up a snooker que, and lifted it up to smash it across his head. He wanted none of that. I held myself back, but if I could turn back time I would have hit him with the que. That guy and his friends were asses.

 

[kainedamo]

Talking about guys that act like *******s over spilt drink... when you're in a crowded place, its gonna happen. But I've experienced it a couple of times myself.

I remember one time turning around and spilling some guy's drink knocking into him. He didn't even spil that much, and I was of course apologetic. He still had this face on him, like a mix of depression over the loss of his drink, and anger. I felt like laughing at him really but just sort of walked of. Most of the time when this happens, the other guy, or myself because I've had my drink knocked over, just laughs it off and says hey don't sweat it no big deal.

 

[Avangarde]

I wanna see the girls post in here dammit

 

[Darthphere]

Ha! I've never had any cases like that but I'm sure I'd have done the same thing you did.

Two weeks ago this kid was talking stuff so eventually I got tired of it. I hit him in the face & during the whole fight (which didn't last more than a minute), he missed every single punch he threw at me while I continued to just throw him around the room. He only got two punches when my dumbass teacher decided to finally break up the fight. I was just beginning to have fun, too.

Translation: I got my ass kicked.

 

[The Joker_1000]

Nah, but you probably got your ass kicked a load of times. I have nothing to lie about, I told about the times I won & lost, unlike you who, probably, has lost every "fight" you've had in your pathetic little life. Seriously, go play with yourself or something & piss off.

 

[kainedamo]

Theres another time when I worked in a cinema where I was **** scared of a guy. I was about 20 at the time.

So this guy is coming out of a cinema screen with his bimbo, and he lights up a cigerrette. Now this guy is alot taller than me, and obviously quite built. You can't smoke anywhere on the premises of the cinema. So I was walking along and I said to the guy, "very sorry but you're not allowed to smoke here". The guy leans into my face with a ****ing smirk on his face and says "well I'm smoking, so tough", and walks on. I stand there for a second and think, I don't really like being talked to like that, I'm just doing my job. So I said something like "sorry but you'll have to put it out".

My memory of the incident becomes a bit hazy here. But yeah I think it was pretty much around this point the guy turns into an absolute freak and he starts yelling at me. I can't remember the **** he was saying but one thing he was saying was he wanted to kick my ass, and he stood like as if he was gonna lunge for me any second, and he had his fist at the ready. And he just stands there yelling for a minute, and his face turns purple from anger while I'm standing there saying "if you lay a hand on me the security will be here and you'll be arrested". So after another minute or so the guy just leaves.

So does a guy like that think he can be a cock to people he's bigger than?

 

[Darthphere]

Nah, but you probably got your ass kicked a load of times. I have nothing to lie about, I told about the times I won & lost, unlike you who, probably, has lost every "fight" you've had in your pathetic little life. Seriously, go play with yourself or something & piss off.

See, the thing is, I have never won or lost a fight, because I don't have to throw punches for people "talking stuff" every time.

I have to question anyone trying to tell me, on the internet that they whooped some guy good. I'm never going to fully believe it unless you provide video or something.