Evil Land Fish! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

[Manic]

****ing KILL. IT.

Photo:

Spoiler

It's a snakehead fish. In addition to being the most evil looking creature in nature, it has legs and may be able to climb trees. They grow up to 3 feet in length, and they swallow their prey whole.

Original Article HERE.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Jesus God. Wrap spoiler tags around fugly there. Damn thing looks... ****ing... ****ing wrong man. I mean it can climb trees. Jesus Henry Christ... ****ing treeclimbing, toothy-assed, ****ing evil fish.... ****.

 

[redmarvel]

oh come on. Buck up. I've seen many worse looking things. For example, there's a spider that eats birds and another that jumps on camels and sucks their blood.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Okay so story time:

You're swimming around in the water. Yay. Summer fun. Woo... what? Wait? There's a fish biting at you! Run! Run out of the water! Oh no! It's chasing you out of the water! Climb up that tree! Oh no! It's chasing you up the mother ****ing tree.

Jump off and kill yourself or get eaten by a goddamn fish while you're in a tree...

 

[ComicChick]

wheres that thing live? so i can avoid that locale

 

[Alex The Great]

That fish make me sad

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I've always had a theory that evolution has decided to kick us in the ass. This proves it.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

double post

 

[Dark Sentinel]

ahh, the little things God does to say "don't **** with that bro..I know, I made it. well, I let it evolve into that...but daaaamnn...I must've just created weed when I let that **** happen.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Dont be so mean!! He just needs some friends!

 

[Ipodman]

Not all angry animals that can climb trees are evil....

 

[Manic]

Dont be so mean!! He just needs some friends!

What he needs is a knife to the gut.



And possibly some corn meal and quality time with a deep fryer. And tartar sauce. I haven't ruled out eating it yet.

 

[The Battousai]

The article wasn't saying this fish was capable of climbing trees - it talks about a fish called the "climbing perch" being able to do that.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Battousai ruining threads for the rest of us for a living.

 

[Ipodman]

Oh, so he has his archenemy right there.

 

[Hound55]

Ramirez, shoot that fish!

 

[BlackLantern]

it's nature


deal with it

 

[Metamorpho1977]

wheres that thing live? so i can avoid that locale

Somewhere in New England I think. I heard some guy put some in a lake in Boston a while back.

 

[Hound55]

Somewhere in New England I think. I heard some guy put some in a lake in Boston a while back.

I don't like the Patriots either, but that's a bit harsh...

 

[:eek:]

Somewhere in New England I think. I heard some guy put some in a lake in Boston a while back.

No wonder it looks so evil then. Must have escaped from some nightmare Stephen King had

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Proving once again the perfect perfection of perfect God's perfectly perfect design.

 

[Majic Walrus]

The article wasn't saying this fish was capable of climbing trees - it talks about a fish called the "climbing perch" being able to do that.

Still creepy, but a lot less so.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ramirez, shoot that fish!

...with your knife

 

[Bad Superman]

****ing KILL. IT.

Photo:

Spoiler

It's a snakehead fish. In addition to being the most evil looking creature in nature, it has legs and may be able to climb trees. They grow up to 3 feet in length, and they swallow their prey whole.

Original Article HERE.

Perfect for shooting practice.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Every fish (and person) has its bad angle. This is what the fish looks like in profile:

Still scared of it?